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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraiser(m): 6:15pm On Feb 25, 2016
jubrealguy:
dey say when u see a man staying away from home crawling tru every pub in the city, u blame the..........I no talk say na the wife ooo cos husband and wife mata, me no dey oooo

Seriously fraiser, u see why i bn dey tell u dar time make u no quick marry, anyway attend to your booboo

*whispers* u can always tell her u coming to my side, no worry, spixytinxy no go cast u
lol... I no regret say I quick marry o, as u can see my salary don dey stay for my hand, unlike bfor wey I dey spend everytin for buka, club nd paraga joint, me sef don dey invest all tanks to my blizzydoDo, if for say u don get better wyf lyk me now, ur life for don change, u go don get savings, build house nd comot dat one room apartment wey u don dey live for 15 yrs. *whispering inside my mind* I no pray make u marry sef because I still dey see free drink for ur hand
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 6:18pm On Feb 25, 2016
drjoshua2000:
What's d best way to survive on 19800 alawi as a guy man.
Hmmn. Dr Joshua, the best way is to resume prayers fervently ooo for the Naira recovery, else I DEY SEE DANGER, DANGER, WAHALA DEY.

But you na Doctor na. Hope say you do your research well b4 making your choice that time ba?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraiser(m): 6:20pm On Feb 25, 2016
jubrealguy:
first, she no sabi me........now, I'm not just getting 4 plastics of baby oku, now na tripping things, Abbeyunique2, LogoDWhiz, fraiser....abeg, where the most expensive place for this city dey, I wan go set one kind expensive record for there wit this beautiful woman
i just dey pity u, she go just help u spend ur money finish nd she go comot go help dat guy spend hin nyt, u beta wake up
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 6:22pm On Feb 25, 2016
Oyehomz1:

Lol....seriously d babe dey veel herself...
I dey veel her too and I know you veel same but don't deny cheesy
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Oyehomz1(m): 6:26pm On Feb 25, 2016
Kbs468:

I dey veel her too and I know you veel same but don't deny cheesy
Lol...if i no veel am, i go don waka teytey nah.....but ds one wey she no won con gree for oyehomz1 say nah only oyehomie yii nko o? Nd oyehomie neva com bak...
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by boboLIL(m): 6:31pm On Feb 25, 2016
jubrealguy oga oh....fine oh,,, I'm on the profit side tho I lost huge money last nyt... ATM cut my ticket last nyt... I greet u..
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Abbeyunique2(m): 6:33pm On Feb 25, 2016
lol, Fraiser u no well i swear. my pman just dey ask why i dey laff alone
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Qutyjoice(f): 6:34pm On Feb 25, 2016
Fraiser:
dont worry, u dont hav anytin to fear about u know ur broda is dia to protect u infact na christian song dem dey play for dia, u go just dey dance shoki to am ni,
Brother Fraiser yu know I trust yu
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Qutyjoice(f): 6:35pm On Feb 25, 2016
Fraiser:
since u don decide to abide by d rules nd regulation of d family, u no go get problem, bur mind u, u need to get d approval of d family bfor u can agree to any suitor in dis city, u know we want d best for u
Iyawo yes ma
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 6:36pm On Feb 25, 2016
If I say operation #2000 page before march 30, I didn't mean to say that you people should be flying the page as if una dey fly kite! Wetin gan sef nah?





oyehomie, no be caurse ooo, na wish well I dey wish u well.


Qutyjoice,I hate that thing like kilode, after quilox,u will now tell me we re "friends" mba na ayosco gorimapa I go use treat ur Bleep up
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Qutyjoice(f): 6:37pm On Feb 25, 2016
Oyehomz1:
Yeah...evry hubby nd wifs re friends ofcos....
I don't understand what you are talking about o
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Qutyjoice(f): 6:42pm On Feb 25, 2016
Kbs468:

No vex Abeg. It could have been better understood if you were male to have a first hand experience, then you will know what I'm talking about.

But just a clue, ever seen a drunkered staggering along a road side

Do you think at that moment, He actually knew what he was doing perfectly

So patience it is that is required for him to sleep, get relaxed, wake up and you would see him as a perfect gentleman again wink

So, Oyehomie is the original perfect gentleman while Oyehomz1 is the staggering man not because he is drunk anyway, but because he is presently in a cell! grin grin grin
This is confusing, I seriously dunno the difference between oyehomie and oyehomz1(lol) Which one av I bin chatting with?? My brother should help me out.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Nobody: 6:42pm On Feb 25, 2016
Kbs468:

Hmmn. Dr Joshua, the best way is to resume prayers fervently ooo for the Naira recovery, else I DEY SEE DANGER, DANGER, WAHALA DEY.

But you na Doctor na. Hope say you do your research well b4 making your choice that time ba?

I get 16 babes wey Don promise to visit me thru out NYSC. Wen I estimate how much to cater for them. I go need extra 250k if I no touch my 19800 every month. Then how I go take survive?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Qutyjoice(f): 6:43pm On Feb 25, 2016
Oyehomz1:

Na m b naughty boi yen o...cos i want a gal...o boi...ma ears go hear wen today...kbs468...hope Dtobs no dey read dis sha? Sc31...she must nt go o
Lol....She's going for good weda you like it or not
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Qutyjoice(f): 6:45pm On Feb 25, 2016
Oyehomz1:

Oyehomie is in a celllllll? grin grin grin grin grin.... Where is ds oyehomie self....? Qutyjoice..if it is cos of oyehomie u re doin dis..den i rest ma case...i'll be ya friend
Funniest part I don't know the difference between you two, I'm lost
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Qutyjoice(f): 6:46pm On Feb 25, 2016
Kbs468:

She gave him a tongue out and he replied the gesture, so wen they both moved simultaneously to catch the tongues, the tongues now ran back inside while they decided to continue their chase grin shocked
Mr thanks for the cool story. At the end of the day I couldn't get it.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by greatestman(m): 6:46pm On Feb 25, 2016
Fraiser:
dis our senate president go lyk book o, u still won go dey read again wen bois don taya?

My brother I want to be lecturer, either as a civilian or a military personnel...
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Oyehomz1(m): 6:48pm On Feb 25, 2016
Qutyjoice:

This is confusing, I seriously dunno the difference between oyehomie and oyehomz1(lol) Which one av I bin chatting with?? My brother should help me out.
Oyehomie is a gentle man who believe so much in Patience as a virtue....nd he is not here right now...nd oyehomz1 ofcos is dis guy chattn with uuuu...nd he isn't kinda patient enof to tu c a pwetty composed babe nd nt talk... Oyehomz1 is d man
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraiser(m): 6:49pm On Feb 25, 2016
terrymason:
8 Things You Must Do Before Concluding Your NYSC!

Job hunting could be an uphill task for most fresh graduates considering the fact that it is a game of the survival of the fittest.Below are a list of 8 things you must get done while serving your nation to be better positioned for the job hunt especially in the private sector.
1.DECIDE ON THE KIND OF JOB YOU WANT:
The first thing you must do is to take a decision on the kind of job you want.You can even stream line it down to the list of companies you would want to
work for, that way you know what you are preparing for and how to go about it. It amuses me
when job hunters come to my office and I ask them what kind of job do you want and they go like “oga, any job”. Any job is no job dude, take a decision today because it will determine a whole lot of things in your preparation.
2.RESEARCH: Carry out a research on the company(ies) you would like to work with. It baffles me how people submit their CVs to companies they know little or nothing about. A little research will do you some good. Get to know a
thing or two about their history,
the people, their organizational culture, their vision and their mission statement.
3.PROFESSIONAL CERTIFICATION: Acquire at least one professional certification. This is why you
should decide first on the choice of career/job you want as it will help you decide on which professional course to go for. Don’t be a party to the band wagon mentality that is prevalent
among corps members. Everybody is going for project management, therefore must you
too go for project management? Everybody in your lodge is enrolling for NIM, so you too must enroll for NIM. That is not true. Get to find out the professional certification that best suits
your dream job. All you may just need is a course on safety or data
base management. Trust me!
4.SKILL ACQUSITION: Please learn a new skill. Get your hands on something, so when they ask you,
what can you do? You can provide a definite answer, instead of just telling them what you studied. What you studied and what you can do are two distinct things altogether. This is very important especially for my friends with a background in
social sciences. A good skill
acquired could also be handy pending when the dream job comes. 5.CHANGE YOUR WARDROBE: Dude please dress like your dream job. Starting building a professional
wardrobe from that small alawee. It’s not the time to spend your money on another dirty jean, combat pants, or what have you. Get yourself a cutting edge professional suit (don’t bank on your convocation suit to do the job). It doesn’t cost much. For guys, invest on good ties,
cufflinks, shoe, shirts, and a good brief case or bag and stop carrying your cv in that big brown envelope, some directors can sight you from their office and tell the security or secretary “don’t let that guy in, he is looking for a job.
6.WORK ON YOUR WEB IMAGE: Image is everything.
Shun those clichés’ or fat lies on our CV, if I go through your Facebook timeline or twitter handle , I will tell the kind of person you are ( I just shared a little secret of what some employers now do, work on it and thank me later).
If your Facebook timeline and profile is not decent, work on it or get a new one before you start job hunting. Follow the company you would like to work for on twitter, like their page on Facebook. Build a professional online presence .Get a good e-mail ID (Do away with the
xyz4love@yahoo.com craze and the likes of it.). a good professional ID comprises of your
name and your surname
e.g. adewalejohnson@yahoo.com.
7.IMPROVE YOUR NETWORK: The job you are looking for dey some people hand, Hello! Start building
your contact list, invest in
strategic relationships while you are still serving.
Join associations, clubs, and forums. Ladies you can
join Women in Management and Business (WimBiz), the biggest association for women professionals in West Africa. You can enroll for their mentee program as a young female graduate. Trust me, you don’t need to know the caliber of women you meet in such an association. One good contact
is worth more than a hundred CV submitted at random. Build new, better, and strategic relationships.
8.GET A MENTOR: Identify someone who has distinguished him or herself in the career you desire to pursue. A good mentor can carry you along, just make sure the person is accessible. Don’t go telling me that Ngozi Okonjo Iweala is your mentor, when you two don’t communicate. She can
be your role model, but obviously
not your mentor. Identify someone that can create time for you and probably entrust you with responsibilities, even if you don’t get paid. I hope you find it useful

Source http://www.viviangist.com/8-things-you-must-do-before-concluding-your-nysc-programme

Fraiser DTOBS k2039 fraih... copy more peeps! We most get job immediately after service oh..
Terrymason dis piece is awsome, I really appreciate. lets kbs468 copy monickers from d data base so dat i dont do partial
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Oyehomz1(m): 6:53pm On Feb 25, 2016
Qutyjoice:

Funniest part I don't know the difference between you two, I'm lost
By now u shud av known....if u re yet to, i guess by tomao he shud b bak....Me i no like d guy o make i tell u now....he is tu dull...
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Abbeyunique2(m): 6:54pm On Feb 25, 2016
drjoshua2000:
What's d best way to survive on 19800 alawi as a guy man.
carry 5 sure games(WIN OR DRAW) for bet9ja with 15k. trust me, u will give testimonies
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 6:54pm On Feb 25, 2016
terrymanson,ur head is dia gidigba. Well done and God bless for that info shared...
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Qutyjoice(f): 6:54pm On Feb 25, 2016
Oyehomz1:

Oyehomie is a gentle man who believe so much in Patience as a virtue....nd he is not here right now...nd oyehomz1 ofcos is dis guy chattn with uuuu...nd he isn't kinda patient enof to tu c a pwetty composed babe nd nt talk... Oyehomz1 is d man
And he's trying to defend himself, I think I know now
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Oyehomz1(m): 6:59pm On Feb 25, 2016
IghravweIG padi me...u are quiet dis days..as in extraordinary quiet
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by spixytinxy(f): 6:59pm On Feb 25, 2016
biotechshola:
#1414

spixytinxy..who should i dedicate ths to o?






LogoDWhiz also made similar observation o...



I think its high time i found someone too.



You can also be of help o..cos i knw u have numerous friends.
don't wori, I go find one sweet hot babe for u
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Oyehomz1(m): 7:00pm On Feb 25, 2016
Spixytinxy.....chop knuckles....Dat reminds me ahahaha...laff small...u re still owing me?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by spixytinxy(f): 7:00pm On Feb 25, 2016
Fraih:

Yeah, I can say that you are gifted in that line and I personally Love you for that. (spixytinxy, dont misquote me o) embarassed
But for real, Kbs468, you should take your time in that regard and build it. It gladdens my heart to see writers like myself.
ehn ehn, ok I will ova look it
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by spixytinxy(f): 7:02pm On Feb 25, 2016
Abbeyunique2:

Temper justice with mercy nah. u knw spixytinxy do give discount on her eja tutu. i dey beg on her behalf
tanks my dear customer, in short take 5 free ori malu
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Oyehomz1(m): 7:03pm On Feb 25, 2016
Tiippie too is a queen o...but i can't remember reading her words once...always peeping
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by spixytinxy(f): 7:04pm On Feb 25, 2016
amodu:


Nope

I don't want something else to share my attention and time with her
ehn ehn
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by spixytinxy(f): 7:04pm On Feb 25, 2016
hardie14:

oshey dearie
ko tope dear, come Sebi u r single
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by spixytinxy(f): 7:05pm On Feb 25, 2016
hardie14:

chop knuckle. abeg spixytinxy 4 baby oku for jubrealguy. put am for my account.
eyan lawon eleyi.
no lele nigbayen, oya tk d baby oku

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