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My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by TheLastIdiot(op): 7:48pm On Feb 26, 2016

I have bin living with my grandfather since I was a child. The old man recently passed away, that was 3 months ago. My girlfriend who I've bin dating since 2014 jst broke my heart by dumping me! She said she could no longer continue because she was xpecting dat I would inherit some valuable properties frm my grandpapa so we could get married & start a family! My grandpapa no try at all angry

The only thin I inherited according to his lawyer, Barrister Ishiokporoko Ndu-Ogologo, who read out the Will last Thursday, was an old dirty Binatone video re-winder! See pics below

I dey vex! angry

I go commit suicide ooo! angry

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by Cutehector(m): 7:50pm On Feb 26, 2016*

Ur girlfrnd is a gold digger! cool

By the way, u could use it to make guy. cheesy

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by Emac34: 7:52pm On Feb 26, 2016

Atleast u inherited something nah grin

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by TheLastIdiot(op): 7:54pm On Feb 26, 2016

Cutehector:
Ur girlfrnd is a gold digger!

bros I believe u

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by Blakjewelry(m): 7:55pm On Feb 26, 2016

Na love

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by SolexxBarry(m): 7:55pm On Feb 26, 2016

End time story tongue

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by TheLastIdiot(op): 7:55pm On Feb 26, 2016

Emac34:
Atleast u inherited something nah

i am restless.she ditched me. God no dey sleep

Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by Marlvin(m): 7:55pm On Feb 26, 2016

Et least your name was on the will, cheer up, you're not a prodigal son afterall.

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by goldbim(f): 7:57pm On Feb 26, 2016

Lol,your grandpa left you a valuable ANTIQUE..in the next 80years,your kids'll enjoy its proceed.dnt mind your babe,u hear??lol.

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by Adasun(m): 8:00pm On Feb 26, 2016

op at least ur name da inside da will

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by MzOnajin1(f): 8:02pm On Feb 26, 2016

Laughing in Spanish

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by TheLastIdiot(op): 8:03pm On Feb 26, 2016

MzOnajin1:
Laughing in Spanish

dis is nt a joking matter ooo

Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by TheLastIdiot(op): 8:04pm On Feb 26, 2016

goldbim:
Lol,your grandpa left you a valuable ANTIQUE..in the next 80years,your kids'll enjoy its proceed.dnt mind your babe,u hear??lol.

I go swear for am o

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by TheLastIdiot(op): 8:05pm On Feb 26, 2016

Blakjewelry:
Na love

fake love!!!

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by osesology(m): 8:05pm On Feb 26, 2016

This is indeed very funny

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by ozy4christ(f): 8:06pm On Feb 26, 2016

Have u checkd d inside of dat stuff cos he might leave sumtn inside and if nt just work hard and earn ur property as 4 ur girl,its good dat u kw she is just materialistic lady.truely its when u lack things dat u wil kw ur true friend,leave her and move on.

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by Blakjewelry(m): 8:08pm On Feb 26, 2016

TheLastIdiot:
fake love!!!

You give what you love the most to the person you love the most.

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by TheLastIdiot(op): 8:08pm On Feb 26, 2016

osesology:
This is indeed very funny

i don't knw whether to cry or die angry

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by CaroLyner(f): 8:09pm On Feb 26, 2016

TheLastIdiot:
dis is nt a joking matter ooo

the last idiot.lmao

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by Akkord4gov: 8:11pm On Feb 26, 2016

I smh for all dese gold digger ladies

Na all the 21st century ladies sef,only that dem get grade

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by TheLastIdiot(op): 8:11pm On Feb 26, 2016

ozy4christ:
Have u checkd d inside of dat stuff cos he might leave sumtn inside and if nt just work hard and earn ur property as 4 ur girl,its good dat u kw she is just materialistic lady.truely its when u lack things dat u wil kw ur true friend,leave her and move on.

i hv checked in and out of d god-forsaken re-winder; i didn't see any valuable thin. only d miserable eggs of cockroaches! Oh, i go die oo!

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by TheLastIdiot(op): 8:13pm On Feb 26, 2016

Akkord4gov:
I smh for all dese gold digger ladies

Na all the 21st century ladies sef,only that dem get grade

now I know her true colour

Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by Nobody: 8:14pm On Feb 26, 2016

This a dang LIE from the first word ta the last on down ta that pic.
That's a cute little piano though.

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by Nobody: 8:17pm On Feb 26, 2016

You are completely useless. That's what it means

If your grandpa who you've always lived with couldn't find nothing but this to will down to you, then you are useless

Except his most expensive property is the rewinder

But then, we all gotta dig the joke. Quite hilarious tho

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