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seunthomas:
I worked there but not the same person. You cant answer my question dude. save it.

Ask it

airsaylongcon:
Ask it

Ok ohhh. Write a simple script in any language of your choice that simulate 100k users per second. You can use anything you want.
Note(100,000 users per second)
Waiting.......

seunthomas:
The guy you pulled up his records is my former boss.

After many posts, he is trying to out-talk himself - as I expected.

If that profile is your boss, then, we could charge you for impersonation/masquerading, deception, fraud and many other crimes - if I publish my full findings here, but i wont do that, it breaks nairaland rules, it is uncalled for,
and it does not solve our problem of determining if you code with your hands or your mouth.

seunthomas:
Ok ohhh. Write a simple script in any language of your choice that simulate 100k users per second. You can use anything you want.
Note(100,000 users per second)
Waiting.......

That your question ain't complete at all. In fact, it makes no sense to me at all. . . .

dhtml18:
After many posts, he is trying to out-talk himself - as I expected.

If that profile is your boss, then, we could charge you for impersonation/masquerading, deception, fraud and many other crimes - if I publish my full findings here, but i wont do that, it breaks nairaland rules, it is uncalled for,
and it does not solve our problem of determining if you code with your hands or your mouth.

Ok ohhhhh. Should we go there?

dhtml18:
That your question ain't complete at all. In fact, it makes no sense to me at all. . . .

What is missing?? It cant make sense na. OLODO.

simulate 100k users per second? is that even a question?

dhtml18:
That your question ain't complete at all. In fact, it makes no sense to me at all. . . .

Same thing I thought o! I know he is trying to stress test a web server probably. This xan be done with JMeter or Apache Bench.

Seunthomas can you provide further explanation ? We are simulating 100k users doing what?

He failed to specify the action that the users are meant to simulate. Hence what he said was a phrase and not a complete question.

It is just like saying: write an equation to computer 2 numbers!

dhtml18:
simulate 100k users per second? is that even a question?

Well, bros @dhtml the target is to test a web application to see if it can handle load. So create 100k users to visit a url in 1 second. You may not need to write the script cos it will take a good programmer a month to do from scratch. I just need to know the pitfalls of such a solution. What problems will likely happen, how your script would be designed etc. An algorithm.

airsaylongcon:
Same thing I thought o! I know he is trying to stress test a web server probably. This xan be done with JMeter or Apache Bench.

Seunthomas can you provide further explanation ? We are simulating 100k users doing what?

I forgot we are not on the same level of understanding. lol

seunthomas:
What is missing?? It cant make sense na. OLODO.

If you do not know that your question is not correct? that is just too bad for you. You shame yourself even more.

dhtml18:
If you do not know that your question is not correct? that is just too bad for you. You shame yourself even more.

Are you avoiding the question??

seunthomas:
Well, bros @dhtml the target is to test a web application to see if it can handle load. So create 100k users to visit a url in 1 second. You may not need to write the script cos it will take a good programmer a month to do from scratch. I just need to know the pitfalls of such a solution. What problems will likely happen, how your script would be designed etc. An algorithm.

I wouldn't bother my head to write a script. There are loads of tools that can stress test a we server to breaking point

Now you won that one. I can't write the script. Can I ask you my challenge question?

airsaylongcon:
I wouldn't bother my head to write a script. There are loads of tools that can stress test a we server to breaking point

Now you won that one. I can't write the script. Can I ask you my challenge question?

Fire away. there is no tool that can do 100k per sec sha. you need to create one.

seunthomas:
Are you avoiding the question??

You did not ask me, besides the question is not complete - that invalidates and disqualifies the question, you have lost your turn.
airsaylongcon, oya, challenge the dude jare. Make him flop again so that i will laff.

seunthomas:
Fire away. there is no tool that can do 100k per sec sha. you need to create one.

Tsung can be tweaked to get 100k requests. I am preparing your question.

seunthomas:
@dhtml18 @airsaylongcon @asalimpo
Are you sure you want to know my identity?

Yeah. Let's guess.
From the way you blab, you could be a transgendered man.
From your coding chops, you cudve been a recent programmer (1 - 5yrs experience).
From your crudity, a street kid or tout.
From your immaturity a teen or tween.

dhtml18:
You did not ask me, besides the question is not complete - that invalidates and disqualifies the question, you have lost your turn.
airsaylongcon, oya, challenge the dude jare. Make him flop again so that i will laff.

If i did not ask you then hold your peace na. You just like to jabo. Anyway the solution is simple but not everyone can do it. First of all you need to use a language that supports threads(e.g java,python,etc). Next you need to setup a cluster of machines because 1 machine can not generate that many requests in 1 sec. You will tune each machine to allow maximum file descriptors, When creating multiple threads you will always reach a critical point where the operating system wont allow any more threads, so you need to set the maximum allowed open files to a very high number. You start all your threads on all the machines and they will gradually build up till they get to 100k threads. So no jmeter cant solve this.

airsaylongcon:
Tsung can be tweaked to get 100k requests. I am preparing your question.

Very funny.

asalimpo:
Yeah. Let's guess.
From the way you blab, you could be a transgendered man.
From your coding chops, you cudve been a recent programmer (1 - 5yrs experience).
From your crudity, a street kid or tout.
From your immaturity a teen or tween.

You don come back?? I thought you have left us na. Welcome back. Stand for line. lol

asalimpo:
Yeah. Let's guess.
From the way you blab, you could be a transgendered man.
From your coding chops, you cudve been a recent programmer (1 - 5yrs experience).
From your crudity, a street kid or tout.
From your immaturity a teen or tween.

That sheds light on a lot of things. . .

dhtml18:
That sheds light on a lot of things. . .

See person wey dey talk. LOL.....

asalimpo:
Yeah. Let's guess.
From the way you blab, you could be a transgendered man.
From your coding chops, you cudve been a recent programmer (1 - 5yrs experience).
From your crudity, a street kid or tout.
From your immaturity a teen or tween.

hahaha
Seriously, I don't think seuunthomas is a kid at all... I think he's a mature man and approaching old age. That's why i watch my words with him
He might sound erratic because the thread has gone too long. It happens to different people in different ways. For example if I personally am in a chess game for too long, I start making erratic moves that I never would make normally.

Wow this is entertaining. I'm now following in real time

FincoApps:
hahaha
Seriously, I don't think seuunthomas is a kid at all... I think he's a mature man and approaching old age. That's why i watch my words with him
He might sound erratic because the thread has gone too long. It happens to different people in different ways. For example if I personally am in a chess game for too long, I start making erratic moves that I never would make normally.

So you can play chess. You go teach me. You are right am not a teen but am not old either.

www.peopleperhour.com/freelancer/olabode/adebayo/c-e-o/97239

This guy might be a real psych. Trust me, he's just beating around the bush.

@airsaylongcon Na wolfram alpha dey prepare your question? Me i don tire i wan go sleep ohhhhh...

DanielTheGeek:
www.peopleperhour.com/freelancer/olabode/adebayo/c-e-o/97239

This guy might be a real psych. Trust me, he's just beating around the bush.

My boss.....

DanielTheGeek:
www.peopleperhour.com/freelancer/olabode/adebayo/c-e-o/97239

This guy might be a real psych. Trust me, he's just beating around the bush.

Santa maria!

This one too is his boss - https://www.facebook.com/adepoju.adebayo1

dhtml18:
Santa maria!

This one too is his boss - https://www.facebook.com/adepoju.adebayo1

Hmm. Still digging right. Ok. Lets get started.
Because i exposed the fact that you took other peoples code... You don dey make am personal ohhhhh...

seunthomas:
@airsaylongcon Na wolfram alpha dey prepare your question? Me i don tire i wan go sleep ohhhhh...

Why you dey run mouth? How many hours e take you to ask me your own?. I will modify this post with the question so look out

*modified*
A data structure is "built" using nodes. Each node has exactly two pointers that point to other nodes. None of the pointers is null. A C program is written to count how many nodes are accessible from any of the nodes in th data structure. The code use an "indicator" field (initialized to zero for all nodes). Correct the following code so that it works properly as it will not work in its current state

struct t (int i,m; struct t*b, *d)
int count(struct t*a)
{
If (a->m) return 0;
return count(a->b) + count(a->d)+1;
}