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| Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by airsaylongcon: 12:57am On Feb 27, 2016 |
seunthomas:Warehouse manager slaying a 16 yr programming veteran. I wonder what would be if I was a dedicated developer. I probably would have embalmed your remains and interred it long time ago |
| Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by seunthomas(op): 12:58am On Feb 27, 2016 |
airsaylongcon:Slay who? You wey no sabi wetin you put down, your question to guru01 was wrong( now am more convinced). By the way some of those books for programmers interview are inconclusive, they just test how well you can read between the lines. At least i still have those interview skills na seeing those funny things you put down. LOL |
| Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by airsaylongcon: 12:58am On Feb 27, 2016 |
seunthomas:Please dig. I am daring you to dig |
| Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by airsaylongcon: 1:00am On Feb 27, 2016 |
seunthomas:My question to guru01 was sooooo correct. The question asked for which of the options wasn't true. Is it not true that you need an exit path if you want a recursive function to terminate? So how can B be a valid answer? |
| Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by asalimpo(m): 1:00am On Feb 27, 2016 |
is your trial-and-error approach allowed? running on a machine to check your work? |
| Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by seunthomas(op): 1:01am On Feb 27, 2016 |
airsaylongcon:I dont do that. I am here for the fun. Like i said earlier. What will it profit me to find out the women @dhtml18 has put in the family way?? LOL |
| Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by seunthomas(op): 1:02am On Feb 27, 2016 |
asalimpo:Thats programming. Whats the point of writing code that wont run. If i did not run the code wont have seen all those mishots na. LOL |
| Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by seunthomas(op): 1:03am On Feb 27, 2016 |
airsaylongcon:Not in all cases. If i can think of a scenerio i will mention it later. |
| Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by airsaylongcon: 1:04am On Feb 27, 2016 |
seunthomas:I'm actually at a beer parlour while I'm battling you. I've been here since 8pm. And no I'm not drunk. Very very sober |
| Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by seunthomas(op): 1:05am On Feb 27, 2016 |
Una don dey become my fan club members, i may soon surpass oga's on the top. Those one's don kolo for coding. LOL(legend loading......) |
| Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by airsaylongcon: 1:05am On Feb 27, 2016 |
seunthomas:I'm looking forward to a recursive function WITHOUT an exit path. Infinite loop aye |
| Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by seunthomas(op): 1:06am On Feb 27, 2016 |
airsaylongcon:You own don dey finish be dat.lol. wetin u dey do for beer parlour for 1am. You dey carry gun join? |
| Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by airsaylongcon: 1:06am On Feb 27, 2016 |
asalimpo:I didn't know that trial and error was allowed. But I will indulge him |
| Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by airsaylongcon: 1:08am On Feb 27, 2016 |
seunthomas:I am interfacing with minds more intelligent than yours. By beer parlour I meant a Bar. I have never owned or held a gun |
| Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by seunthomas(op): 1:09am On Feb 27, 2016 |
airsaylongcon:A recursive function can actually terminate without an exit path a. scenerio out of memory (know this about java) b. stack overflow( saw this online) So bro guru01 was actually correct. Will inform him tommorrow, the guy go finish you. lol.... ![]() |
| Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by seunthomas(op): 1:10am On Feb 27, 2016 |
airsaylongcon:Na the beer dey dull you. You no get sense again. You don use alchol kill all your brain cells finish. |
| Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by airsaylongcon: 1:11am On Feb 27, 2016 |
seunthomas:Aren't these errors? Is the correct way for a recursive function to work for it to run out of memory or have a stack overflow ? |
| Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by seunthomas(op): 1:14am On Feb 27, 2016 |
airsaylongcon:You dey ask me?? Even running the jvm with an application using more resources and starving the jvm will cause any infinite loop to say goodnight. @guru01 will be too happy. I was not thinking clearly that time i should have remembered na. lol. I go laugh die tommorrow.... |
| Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by airsaylongcon: 1:15am On Feb 27, 2016 |
seunthomas:That you sin differently doesn't make u better than me. You no set fork your girlfriend ? Nobi sin be dat? You no set lie? Nobi sin be dat? As my brain cells don die finish I still dey give u questions wey dey destroy u. Imagine if they were all alive? |
| Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by seunthomas(op): 1:16am On Feb 27, 2016 |
airsaylongcon:Am not judging you ohhh. Me self i dey shack but with moderation. But i am going to have fun tommorrow. lol...... |
| Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by airsaylongcon: 1:16am On Feb 27, 2016 |
seunthomas:Give me one functional recursive procedure that is guaranteed to terminate that doesn't have an exit path and you have me cornered |
| Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by airsaylongcon: 1:19am On Feb 27, 2016 |
seunthomas:And who said I was inebriated? I have been communicating with you and if I didn't tell u that I was drinking you would never have known. I only mentioned that I'm a bar slightly tipsy and I'm still forking your brain up. |
| Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by seunthomas(op): 1:19am On Feb 27, 2016 |
airsaylongcon:See this guy, i go write 100 self for you since i don know wetin i go do na. But i will wait for @guru01 to kill you first, then you will go defensive and i will supply the code. Better you start begging him down now. I will show mercy then by not supplying him the tools but if God wan catch you the guy go read the whole thread. Overconfidence worry you die and he don finish you. lol. Rolling on the floor now. lol. |
| Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by airsaylongcon: 1:21am On Feb 27, 2016 |
seunthomas:I pity you. Go and read the question again. Cos come tomorrow you will be obliterated. Annihilated |
| Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by seunthomas(op): 1:22am On Feb 27, 2016 |
airsaylongcon:you still get mouth. ok ohhh. i don tell some people say na folly go finish them........... |
| Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by airsaylongcon: 1:25am On Feb 27, 2016 |
Seunthomas here's the question once again airsaylongcon:Now can you show me a functional recursive procedure where there is NO execution path that is not recursive? |
| Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by seunthomas(op): 1:28am On Feb 27, 2016 |
[quote author=airsaylongcon post=43289357][/quote]Yes na, does the callback necessarily need a path of execution which is not recursive? No This assertion is definately not true. Because a program with an infinty loop can still terminate via stackoverflow. |
| Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by asalimpo(m): 1:28am On Feb 27, 2016 |
This thread reminds me of a movie i watched recently. Focus. There's was a chronic gambler, that betted on everything. If he were here watching this thread spin, I'm sure he'd have bet that the the the thread will (or will not) hit n pages (n=10,20,21). #To think that yesterday i was exclaiming that it had hit 8 pages!! |
| Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by seunthomas(op): 1:29am On Feb 27, 2016 |
asalimpo:Welcome back. I hope you came matured?? |
| Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by seunthomas(op): 1:30am On Feb 27, 2016 |
i need to sleep. really tired....... |
| Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by seunthomas(op): 1:31am On Feb 27, 2016 |
The challenge was worth it. @guru01 challenged @airsaylongcon and he was denied his crown. He will get it tommorrow. ![]() |
| Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by airsaylongcon: 1:31am On Feb 27, 2016 |
seunthomas:I laugh in edo ijaw and small itsekiri. So you will cause a stackoverflow in order to make your recursive function terminate? |
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