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Breaking News!! Easter May Be Postponed - Christianity Etc - Nairaland

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Breaking News!! Easter May Be Postponed by Jboyossai(op): 10:35am On Feb 28, 2016
Report says that Judas is refusing to betray Jesus this year. He claims the 30 pieces of silver is too small due to current economic situation of increase.
He is demanding 100% increment on the amount. Negotiation are still ongoing btw the Pharisees, Scribes and High-Priests, which means that Easter may not be celebrated this year. You are hereby advise to free your goats and chicken awaiting crucifixion during the Easter season pending when Judas will receive alert from his bank. Judas and his entire family duly apologize for the inconveniences caused. ............................... Yours Sincerely Judas Iscariot

HAPPY SUNDAY NLers!
Re: Breaking News!! Easter May Be Postponed by youngaz(m): 10:38am On Feb 28, 2016
Oh men u are damn funny wif dah postgringrincheesy:Dehn make dem ask judas hw much he want per dollar nw coz some people can neva let go of dat stubborn chicken @ d backyardgrin





FTC!! Hurray!!!gringrin
Re: Breaking News!! Easter May Be Postponed by Jboyossai(op): 10:42am On Feb 28, 2016
youngaz:
Oh men u are damn funny wif dah postgringrincheesy:Dehn make dem ask judas hw much he want per dollar nw coz some people can neva let go of dat stubborn chicken @ d backyardgrin





FTC!! Hurray!!!gringrin
rejoicing for ftc when its not yet on fp?? SMH
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