ohhhhhhhh ......where him.pic na? was expectin to see gis confused lookin face

Ejanla07:
What I don't understand is how someone can be locked inside a vehicle.

Dis story get as e be.
And na even Siena.

Na lie joor.

All dis people above me no dey think?


If u lock Ur key inside I believe but to lock urself inside. Haba.

Lie lie.

na only u sabi the thing. A vehicle that's have big and small doors

PoliticalThuG:
Buhari caused all this.. Provide jobs for the youth, u no gree

How many GEJ provide in his six years in office, abi how many PDP don create throughout their 16year in power mtcheeeeeew

Ejanla07:
What I don't understand is how someone can be locked inside a vehicle.

Dis story get as e be.
And na even Siena.

Na lie joor.

All dis people above me no dey think?


If u lock Ur key inside I believe but to lock urself inside. Haba.

Lie lie.

Na truthful lie. I was just wondering too. You lock yourself inside car? Habba

tyson99:
is this English or pidgin

combination of the two

Adeyeancah:
Maybe na some of the stolen phones nairalanders dey use flex for here, Who knows?

who knows maybe is one of the phone you are flexing with

Mumu burglar or police?.....why would police give such details?...only heaven knows how many after reading this ehmmm.....how to be a car burglar report have gone into the the business

Oga car owner, Pls I need to uninstall this tracking of a thing from my car and install that your type of security oooo abi na African Man security niii ? if the doors cant be unlocked from inside, the central unlock also didnt open the doors? Pls I need ur security type.

Ejanla07:
What I don't understand is how someone can be locked inside a vehicle.

Dis story get as e be.
And na even Siena.

Na lie joor.

All dis people above me no dey think?


If u lock Ur key inside I believe but to lock urself inside. Haba.

Lie lie.

Abi na you sef no dey think. The way the master. key opens the door, it becomes faulty thereafter. So he has to steal whatever he wants to steal without closing the door. Guess the door mistakenly closed on him since its a Siena, he might want to explore the back seat

When devil don finally pick your call

lexxyrule:


Na truthful lie. I was just wondering too. You lock yourself inside car? Habba

You locked all d four doors of your car against yourself? Chai! diarisLIEo

bankybobo11:


Abi na you sef no dey think. The way the master. key opens the door, it becomes faulty thereafter. So he has to steal whatever he wants to steal without closing the door. Guess the door mistakenly closed on him since its a Siena, he might want to explore the back seat

It becomes faulty and spoil the all d doors in d vehicle. Bro. I give up.
U believe am hook line and sinker.


E be like u never enter motor before. Because if u 've. Dis lie u no go believe am.

Go on believe

cyprus000:
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Who karma wants to punish, they make foolish.

All it takes to escape, is smash the car window. The guy is damn dumb

Well, his dumbness is a wlc development[/size]

Smashing the window would have attracted peeps attention but he should have took his chances and who knows escape to get caught another day.

Nairalanders are very prone to believing any cooked story without good line...it is practically impossible for someone to lock himself inside a car..your key can be locked inside but not you. this didn't happen..

Awoofawo:
Go and ask Google!!!!!! Emeny of dynamic expression and English evolution!!!! Odeson II, I too sabi I of Federal Republic of Zoo

i swear to God you got me LOTFL

Specialist

Lacomus:
This story seff !
Ordinary Toyota Siana lock am inside, as a badoo him no use leg scatter the wind screen.
........
Maybe the vehicle owner been dedicate the car for strong Church .

The best way to secure your car , na strong church...
I bet u thieves will not even see your car, even when u drive right infront of them
. They see nothing.. Confirmed..!
I bought a car from a car dealer who brought in the car as tokunboh for his own personal use but thieve no allow the guy and the car rest.
The last straw was when he death infront of him as his driver was trying all he could to save the car from robbers in a rough chase on the highway.. That was the last straw, the guy placed the car for sale.
I saw the car, i loved it immediately..bargain price.. Mehn, the price was off the hook.. I was determined to pay the next day.. As soon as i paid.. Completed the paper works ..Na church straight up
.no wasting time.. After prayers and anointing in two strong churches.. I drive my car in peace, park am well! Nothing dey happen... Even when one dumb mechanic left the key at the key hole of the door mistakenly.. When i came back from work, a good samaritan gave me the keys, saying he saw the keys at the keyhole dangling and no one inside, so he decided to ask around, a lady then said ha! She knows the owner but shes not careless with her car o.

Ok give me the keys i will give it to her.. He said no he wil wait and see who owns it.. Then later as i droped from okada , the lady beckoned on me .. Hey madam. Wait wait.. I was like ok? Whats going on? The guy dangled the key infront of my face , is this key yours? I said yes o! But wait who gave u?
Thats how he repeated his story again.. Mehn i thank d guy and the lady.
While i really talk sense to the mechanic .. For christ sakes how can u leave my key at the keyhole of the door, who does that?
If to say i be guy ehn? He for hear am that evening.

But i thank God, my car is safe.. Thank u Lord

Unless otherwise proven, this bullshit concoction is false.

There's no such car in which you can be trapped indoors unless if the car is specially designed for specific applications.

Amelian:



The best way to secure your car , na strong church...
I bet u thieves will not even see your car, even when u drive right infront of them
. They see nothing.. Confirmed..!
I bought a car from a car dealer who brought in the car as tokunboh for his own personal use but thieve no allow the guy and the car rest.
The last straw was when he death infront of him as his driver was trying all he could to save the car from robbers in a rough chase on the highway.. That was the last straw, the guy placed the car for sale.
I saw the car, i loved it immediately..bargain price.. Mehn, the price was off the hook.. I was determined to pay the next day.. As soon as i paid.. Completed the paper works ..Na church straight up
.no wasting time.. After prayers and anointing in two strong churches.. I drive my car in peace, park am well! Nothing dey happen... Even when one dumb mechanic left the key at the key hole of the door mistakenly.. When i came back from work, a good samaritan gave me the keys, saying he saw the keys at the keyhole dangling and no one inside, so he decided to ask around, a lady then said ha! She knows the owner but shes not careless with her car o.

Ok give me the keys i will give it to her.. He said no he wil wait and see who owns it.. Then later as i droped from okada , the lady beckoned on me .. Hey madam. Wait wait.. I was like ok? Whats going on? The guy dangled the key infront of my face , is this key yours? I said yes o! But wait who gave u?
Thats how he repeated his story again.. Mehn i thank d guy and the lady.
While i really talk sense to the mechanic .. For christ sakes how can u leave my key at the keyhole of the door, who does that?
If to say i be guy ehn? He for hear am that evening.

But i thank God, my car is safe.. Thank u Lord

chai if say na me carry the car key eeeeeeer I no talk any tin oooo

.............................
You were lucky though, abeg next time take ur car to a Mechanic workshop that employs security conscious tehnicians.

austinbrown:
That's the worst thing that can happen to a human being

no no no. there are many things that are worse than this. let Mr not bother you sha

Amelian:



The best way to secure your car , na strong church...
I bet u thieves will not even see your car, even when u drive right infront of them
. They see nothing.. Confirmed..!
I bought a car from a car dealer who brought in the car as tokunboh for his own personal use but thieve no allow the guy and the car rest.
The last straw was when he death infront of him as his driver was trying all he could to save the car from robbers in a rough chase on the highway.. That was the last straw, the guy placed the car for sale.
I saw the car, i loved it immediately..bargain price.. Mehn, the price was off the hook.. I was determined to pay the next day.. As soon as i paid.. Completed the paper works ..Na church straight up
.no wasting time.. After prayers and anointing in two strong churches.. I drive my car in peace, park am well! Nothing dey happen... Even when one dumb mechanic left the key at the key hole of the door mistakenly.. When i came back from work, a good samaritan gave me the keys, saying he saw the keys at the keyhole dangling and no one inside, so he decided to ask around, a lady then said ha! She knows the owner but shes not careless with her car o.

Ok give me the keys i will give it to her.. He said no he wil wait and see who owns it.. Then later as i droped from okada , the lady beckoned on me .. Hey madam. Wait wait.. I was like ok? Whats going on? The guy dangled the key infront of my face , is this key yours? I said yes o! But wait who gave u?
Thats how he repeated his story again.. Mehn i thank d guy and the lady.
While i really talk sense to the mechanic .. For christ sakes how can u leave my key at the keyhole of the door, who does that?
If to say i be guy ehn? He for hear am that evening.

But i thank God, my car is safe.. Thank u Lord

this story sha?, strong church? you never see where dem steal GO's car for church before? the car was not d target, it was d previous owner. IMO though.

STEALING IS IN THEIR DNA, WE KNOW THEM AND WHERE THEY COME FROM, BOTH THEIR POLITICAL CLASS

chocolateme:
Lol!! I can imagine how helpless he would be looking sitting inside that car after having tried everything humanly possible to get himself out of the vehicle.

Car owner: haa!!! What's going on? Hey Mr man! What are you doing inside my car? And how did you even get in?

Thief: Oga please I am sorry, forgive me, it was the work of the devil.. Chaii!! I don die. Please sir, I will never do it again.

Car owner: Your own don bee today, ole!! By the time I am done hitting you back2back, you go dey only march front2front all the days of your life. Officer!!!! Come and take this miscreant away from here.

Thief: Yekpaaaaa!!!!!!!!




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Sienna is a very wicked car.

Has locked me severally but thank God, i am always with the car key..

liar Mohammed what do you have to say?

chocolateme:
Lol!! I can imagine how helpless he would be looking sitting inside that car after having tried everything humanly possible to get himself out of the vehicle.

Car owner: haa!!! What's going on? Hey Mr man! What are you doing inside my car? And how did you even get in?

Thief: Oga please I am sorry, forgive me, it was the work of the devil.. Chaii!! I don die. Please sir, I will never do it again.

Car owner: Your own don bee today, ole!! By the time I am done hitting you back2back, you go dey only march front2front all the days of your life. Officer!!!! Come and take this miscreant away from here.

Thief: Yekpaaaaa!!!!!!!!




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Lmaoooo

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