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Re: Kids Will Learn ABC This Way, If This Generation Is Not Careful by Nobody: 9:07pm On Feb 29, 2016
lol
Re: Kids Will Learn ABC This Way, If This Generation Is Not Careful by pythonkid(m): 9:07pm On Feb 29, 2016
Please what's bad if they learn it that way ... is the first letter not representing the word it self , abi is it not part of the learning ?? nigga park welll abeg
stupid posts will just be making frontpage anyhow
Re: Kids Will Learn ABC This Way, If This Generation Is Not Careful by chesm(f): 9:08pm On Feb 29, 2016
we r in a digital world
Re: Kids Will Learn ABC This Way, If This Generation Is Not Careful by xreal: 9:10pm On Feb 29, 2016
Spybradd:
Especially when theres a nepa bill certificate holder oga at the top (not as though the nepa bill certificate holder knows anything 'bout those digital terms listed by da op,sha) with hordes of drooling zombies mumbling shouting sai baba!
this made your supposed joke senseless not funny.
Re: Kids Will Learn ABC This Way, If This Generation Is Not Careful by Hypolyta: 9:10pm On Feb 29, 2016
Change is inevitable
Re: Kids Will Learn ABC This Way, If This Generation Is Not Careful by kachnov(m): 9:13pm On Feb 29, 2016
Funny...but change is constant.
Re: Kids Will Learn ABC This Way, If This Generation Is Not Careful by Nobody:
A = ASHAW@, B = B*TCH, C = CU#T, D = D!CK, E = EJACULATIO#, F = F*CK, G = GLORYH@LE, H = H@E, I = INSEMINATION, K = KPANSH, L = LABIA, M = MOANING, N = N!PPLE, O = OVULATION, P = PUNAN|, Q = QUICKIE, R = ROUNDS, S = SPERM, T = T@T@, U = UNCLAD, V = VAJAYJAY, W = WH@RE, Y = YARINYA.
Re: Kids Will Learn ABC This Way, If This Generation Is Not Careful by Kazrem(m): 9:14pm On Feb 29, 2016
Imagine, I read it as rhyme now and my son asked me to read it again.
Re: Kids Will Learn ABC This Way, If This Generation Is Not Careful by Nobody: 9:14pm On Feb 29, 2016
Jamean:
A for Android H for Hotspot N for Nairaland grin S for Snapchat W for Wifi
And C = for CANDYCRUSH cheesy
Re: Kids Will Learn ABC This Way, If This Generation Is Not Careful by Nobody: 9:15pm On Feb 29, 2016
Multiple ways to skin a cat.
Re: Kids Will Learn ABC This Way, If This Generation Is Not Careful by DifferentBoy1(m): 9:17pm On Feb 29, 2016
E no sweet jorh
Re: Kids Will Learn ABC This Way, If This Generation Is Not Careful by vikeyz(m): 9:19pm On Feb 29, 2016
J is for jumia

Chk my signature wink
Re: Kids Will Learn ABC This Way, If This Generation Is Not Careful by Perryjackson(m): 9:22pm On Feb 29, 2016
Computer age
Re: Kids Will Learn ABC This Way, If This Generation Is Not Careful by tonymorris:
A for Anal

B for Boobs

C for Cuntt

D for Doggy

E for Errection

F for MouthAction

G for Gay

H for Hoorny

I for impregnate

j for johnson

k for Kitty kat

L for Lick

M for Masturbation

N for Nacking

O for Olosho

P for Punna

Q for Quickie

R for Ramming

S for Sex

T for Tootoo

U for Unclad

V for Virgin

x for x-videos

y for Yeah Baby

z for huh
Re: Kids Will Learn ABC This Way, If This Generation Is Not Careful by tuna4servi(m): 9:28pm On Feb 29, 2016
grin
Re: Kids Will Learn ABC This Way, If This Generation Is Not Careful by sirchris961(m): 9:28pm On Feb 29, 2016
Ok we don hear
Re: Kids Will Learn ABC This Way, If This Generation Is Not Careful by Airforce1(m): 9:28pm On Feb 29, 2016
I was expecting to see P for pornography
Re: Kids Will Learn ABC This Way, If This Generation Is Not Careful by davodyguy: 9:28pm On Feb 29, 2016
Spybradd:
Especially when theres a nepa bill certificate holder oga at the top (not as though the nepa bill certificate holder knows anything 'bout those digital terms listed by da op,sha) with hordes of drooling zombies mumbling shouting sai baba!
How are you better than him? You had a PHD holder, and under his regime, Nigeria was almost reduced to zero
Re: Kids Will Learn ABC This Way, If This Generation Is Not Careful by scobaba: 9:30pm On Feb 29, 2016
Is it not better?
Re: Kids Will Learn ABC This Way, If This Generation Is Not Careful by chyket(m): 9:32pm On Feb 29, 2016
I dont see what difference this makes,provided they learn the alphabets.
Re: Kids Will Learn ABC This Way, If This Generation Is Not Careful by guente02(m): 9:32pm On Feb 29, 2016
Epic List.
Re: Kids Will Learn ABC This Way, If This Generation Is Not Careful by Freksy(m): 9:34pm On Feb 29, 2016
bongolistik:
If we are not careful, Our next Generation
Kids will learn A,B,C,D...
this Way:
A is for ATM
B is for Bluetooth
C is for Chatting
D is for Download
E is for Email
F is for Facebook
G is for Google
H is for Hotmail
I is for instagram
J is for Java
K is for Konga
L is for Laptop
M is for Mtn
N is for Nokia
O is for Opera mini
P is for Pixmix
Q is for Quick time
R is for RAM
S is for Skype
T is for Twitter
U is for USB
V is for Vista
W is for WhatsApp
X is for Xender
Y is for Yahoo! and
Z is for Zuma
Thats what dey now teach in some schools...
I see nothing wrong about the above. You even deserve an award for putting them up.

One of the best ways of teaching is by using what is common to people.
Re: Kids Will Learn ABC This Way, If This Generation Is Not Careful by masseratti: 9:36pm On Feb 29, 2016
musicwriter:
It's already like that, and it has been like that since white people installed educational fraud across Africa. When you say "A" is for Apple you're already saying the same thing. We don't own the language with which knowledge is acquired in school, in the first place. What could be more damaging than that?.
a for apple ko,do we grow apple in Nigeria?crap J for Java?how mamy kids knows about java?
Re: Kids Will Learn ABC This Way, If This Generation Is Not Careful by viktor01(m): 9:37pm On Feb 29, 2016
A is for Android, B is for Blackberry, C is for Chinco.
Re: Kids Will Learn ABC This Way, If This Generation Is Not Careful by OnesmartclicK: 9:37pm On Feb 29, 2016
Freksy:
I see nothing wrong about the above. You even deserve an award for putting them up.

One of the best ways of teaching is by using what is common to people.
Great alphabets explanations for next generation.
Re: Kids Will Learn ABC This Way, If This Generation Is Not Careful by viktor01(m): 9:40pm On Feb 29, 2016
RalphTheToner:
A = ASHAW@, B = B*TCH, C = CU#T, D = D!CK, E = EJACULATIO#, F = F*CK, G = GLORYH@LE, H = H@E, I = INSEMINATION, K = KPANSH, L = LABIA, M = MOANING, N = N!PPLE, O = OVULATION, P = PUNAN|, Q = QUICKIE, R = ROUNDS, S = SPERM, T = T@T@, U = UNCLAD, V = VAJAYJAY, W = WH@RE, Y = YARINYA.
Hahaha, when a biology teacher is asked to read it.
Re: Kids Will Learn ABC This Way, If This Generation Is Not Careful by nnamdizen(m): 9:40pm On Feb 29, 2016
YourMain:
How is learning that A is for Apple any different than A is for ATM ?
Dummy tongue
Re: Kids Will Learn ABC This Way, If This Generation Is Not Careful by bamac(m): 9:41pm On Feb 29, 2016
I no see any difference between J for jug and J for jumia, na the idea matter which has been gotten.
Re: Kids Will Learn ABC This Way, If This Generation Is Not Careful by Nobody: 9:41pm On Feb 29, 2016
any arts student that has written his/her jamb here? how was it? were u given calculator? how was the lit-in-english? i heard it's pretty tough, how true is it? Nphzzycute are u an arts student?
Re: Kids Will Learn ABC This Way, If This Generation Is Not Careful by Wanimoh: 9:41pm On Feb 29, 2016
[Its already that way na. ;Dquote author=bongolistik post=43334484]If we are not careful, Our next Generation
Kids will learn A,B,C,D...
this Way:
A is for ATM
B is for Bluetooth
C is for Chatting
D is for Download
E is for Email
F is for Facebook
G is for Google
H is for Hotmail
I is for instagram
J is for Java
K is for Konga
L is for Laptop
M is for Mtn
N is for Nokia
O is for Opera mini
P is for Pixmix
Q is for Quick time
R is for RAM
S is for Skype
T is for Twitter
U is for USB
V is for Vista
W is for WhatsApp
X is for Xender
Y is for Yahoo! and
Z is for Zuma
Thats what dey now teach in some schools...[/quote]
Re: Kids Will Learn ABC This Way, If This Generation Is Not Careful by morganist99(m): 9:46pm On Feb 29, 2016
YourMain:
How is learning that A is for Apple any different than A is for ATM ?
ode!!
Re: Kids Will Learn ABC This Way, If This Generation Is Not Careful by nikkiking(m): 9:48pm On Feb 29, 2016
Op.....Open your mind.




The world ain't the same.



Changes all the way.
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