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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Brimmie(m): 10:42pm On Mar 01, 2016
wittyemi:
Be warned!!!

Huhh?? undecided
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Hi! Bukish21 ! wink
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by hardie14(f): 10:44pm On Mar 01, 2016
Oyehomie:

Ahaha...na so abi? U won con dey deny ur passsss abi..tnk God Folden city buk of record stl dey
go bring the record now.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraiser(m): 10:47pm On Mar 01, 2016
dejiconde:
u no agbero b4 nah so am surprise
u better no dey surprise o, emi ti hustle lorile o, I b no nonsense inlaw, even if u do anyhow sef I go hide one botu for ur yansh
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Bukish21(f): 10:49pm On Mar 01, 2016
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Hi! Bukish21 ! wink[/quote]
Awayu?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LogoDWhiz(m): 10:49pm On Mar 01, 2016
Blaze55:
Hello guys... I'm new here. Hoping to meet up with most of you in camp


You're welcome on board bro.

Kindly do the introduction so we can get to know you better
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Qutyjoice(f): 10:51pm On Mar 01, 2016
Brimmie:

Hunger.. you fih help?
No food left
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraiser(m): 10:52pm On Mar 01, 2016
Oyehomie:

Waaat,..hide wettn for ma belle......ahhhh...
na botu o, if u try cheat on my sis, Mi o fi oro omo yen sere o, a ju meta lowo iyawa o
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Qutyjoice(f): 10:53pm On Mar 01, 2016
Fraiser:
egbon ni mo je, am ur broda, na me dey put u tru ur assignment back den wen u re in sku, I must put u tru dis one too
That was then now, by the way I just told yu we're done.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by dejiconde(m): 11:30pm On Mar 01, 2016
Fraiser:
u better no dey surprise o, emi ti hustle lorile o, I b no nonsense inlaw, even if u do anyhow sef I go hide one botu for ur yansh
Oyah oga mi Tuale no vex ooo I never wan die
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by clementy117(m): 11:31pm On Mar 01, 2016
I just saw 1802 pages...after a few days off..I doff me hart for una sha ..
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 11:45pm On Mar 01, 2016
Good Evening Citizens! I've really missed you guys and gals today oo, no thanks to the NL network against me and my b3 black out

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LogoDWhiz(m): 11:47pm On Mar 01, 2016
Kbs468:
Good Evening Citizens! I've really missed you guys and gals today oo, no thanks to the NL network against me and my b3 black out

Welcome back bro

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 11:57pm On Mar 01, 2016
LogoDWhiz:


Welcome back bro
Thanks Pressy and let me officially announce now that all citizens should watch out for tomorrow as we attempt to take our fun experiences here to a near climax
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by flamingsword1: 12:05am On Mar 02, 2016
Julidab:
heavy rain felled last night. See cold eh..... sadheavy rain felled last night. See cold eh..... Imo state,
'felled'? just imagine the kind of graduates some of our institutions produce. how can a graduate not know that you do not need to add 'ed' to 'fell' whether in the past or present tense. Hmm. its embarrassing.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by OlaSalo(m): 12:18am On Mar 02, 2016
flamingsword1:

'felled'? just imagine the kind of graduates some of our institutions produce. how can a graduate not know that you do not need to add 'ed' to 'fell' whether in the past or present tense. Hmm. its embarrassing.
I just hate this. You could have corrected the error without insulting the dude. You wanted to correct him and you started with him then shifted to his school. Are you claiming never to have made an error all your life? We just need to stop this idea of embarrassing someone who makes a mistake. Its high time we started acting mature.

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by jubrealguy(m): 12:22am On Mar 02, 2016
Abbeyunique2:
*Listening to james brown "it's a man's world"*
**
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN

in order to ease the tension at my home with beckytee, i have made the following resolutions:
1) to tender an unreserve apology to my wife. so, beckytee i'm singing Akon's sorry put the blame on me.
2) to dissociate myself from bad influence and my drinking gang. so fraiser and jubrealguy should take not.
3) to go home immediately after work. no more branching of spixytinxy shop.
4) to associate maself with responsible married men like amodu, oyehomie and co.
5) that my TGIF clubbing will be done alongside beckytee.

thanks all for ya understanding.
signed abbeyunique2
wall of jericho dey jeje, u say ma hin ur power fit carry, ko si weyrey, we go dey observe

Anyway, I no trust madam spixytinxy again, d four baby oku wey she give me d oda day just dey turn my belle anyhow, i neva get myself since dT day, make e no b say ds woman no mix weed and all dose dangerous drugs wey i mo know wit am.............pls wiariz drjoshua2000 and the minister of health.

Did i just call biotechshola, o ti oo, awon late hour wife snatcher.....God dey watch u
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by jubrealguy(m): 12:30am On Mar 02, 2016
OlaSalo:

I just hate this. You could have corrected the error without insulting the dude. You wanted to correct him and you started with him then shifted to his school. Are you claiming never to have made an error all your life? We just need to stop this idea of embarrassing someone who makes a mistake. Its high time we started acting mature.
no mind d boy jare, d tin wey pain me pass be say na me help am write jamb dat year, e still dey owe me sef but wait, y dat one sef no fit speak pidgin or he sud av tried code mixing like me, English no compulsory na...........no b all of us sabi speak am because FELLED yen ti poju..... E plenty gan

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by jubrealguy(m): 12:31am On Mar 02, 2016
Fraiser:
e make sense lyk dat as u won free ursef from turnup men, u won go associate ur sef wit dull men... I smh for u, ur life go dey boring ehn infact wetin com sweet me pass na dat ur wife wey u won dey brink com friday nyt clubbing, I go fit seize d opportunity do wetin dey my mind since all dis days... I go rock ur wife blue black just bring her com
don't worry bro, BlizzydoDo didn't see this
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by jubrealguy(m): 12:37am On Mar 02, 2016
Fraiser:
lol... U sha lyk to dey remind me of d past sha, nawa o...anyway as u too don pour water for grand bfor, u suppose waka on cold soil, we go sort everytin out
okay egbon adugbo toh sure, awon eleyi, awon ti won fi rake ya irun, apari to n ge gallas. No sh!t bro, i gallant, no worry......... I go find one small chikito wey go just dey hep u rub body if madam don go her every Friday vigil............. Dnt thank me, one good turn deserves another
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by jubrealguy(m): 12:40am On Mar 02, 2016
Qutyjoice:

Thank you for the No4 award......My own Oye z d best
u see man wey give u 48 points give u, u no ask am where e go use d remaining 52, abi u no know say na 100 points dey inside d book
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by jubrealguy(m): 12:53am On Mar 02, 2016
Oyehomie:
A NIGHT POEM TO MA DAMSEL QUTYJOICE


To love is to share life together
to build special plans just for two
to work side by side
and then smile with pride
as one by one, dreams all come true.

To love is to help and encourage
with smiles and sincere words of praise
to take time to share
to listen and care
in tender, affectionate ways.

To love is to have someone special like ma qutyjoice
one who you can always depend
to be there through the days
sharing laughter and tears
as a partner, a lover, a friend.

To love is to make special memories
of moments you love to recall
of all the good things
that sharing life brings

love is the greatest of all.
I've learned the full meaning
of sharing and caring even if it seems unseen
and having my dreams all come true to d extent dat i wrote 48 reasons i luv u without breakin a sweat;
I've learned the full meaning
of being in love even though on nairaland
by being and loving with you ma qutyjoice
Sweetdreams..frm yur heart Oyeh
haaaa! Egba mi, i tot BlizzydoDo had d best efo riro in town, ds guy don turn Shakespeare for midnight, d kind efo riro wey ds one chop, dem mix am with tortoise preeq, termite intestine and finally, some crushed toenails
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by jubrealguy(m): 12:57am On Mar 02, 2016
Ellanaire:
Jeese shocked The rate at which this thread is being elongated is quite alarming, one can hardly keep up undecided
I can always give u a recap buh first, are you single?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by jubrealguy(m): 12:59am On Mar 02, 2016
hardie14:

for ur mind. dey console ursef dia. which husband u gimme wey i run away from. me and biotechshola love na from above. haters abeg swerve over.
**whispering** they av found out about the kurukere we use to do back then
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by jubrealguy(m): 1:01am On Mar 02, 2016
Qutyjoice:
Hunger or Sleep?
Ebi ti pa werey
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by johnniyons(m): 3:55am On Mar 02, 2016
smiley[color=#770077][/color] gud mornin prospective corpers i'm so new here and I'm likely going to Abia state. pls any help that cud be rendered is welcomed and appreciated. and if there a whatsapp group for abia members my phone is : 08139673435 thank you...
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by johndanny(m): 4:00am On Mar 02, 2016
See as place don dry, everybody don crash leaving me as the vigilanty anyways make i still de watch over till day break.. D kind foreigners wey i don de see for dis City no clear me o, so so new new faces, hope de will capture u guys in d next census...... GOOD MORNING ALL
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by johndanny(m): 4:08am On Mar 02, 2016
johnniyons:
smiley[color=#770077][/color]
gud mornin prospective corpers
i'm so new here and I'm likely going to Abia state.
pls any help that cud be rendered is welcomed and appreciated.
and if there a whatsapp group for abia members
my phone is : 08139673435
thank you...
you're welcome. Dis one wey ur moniker won go de like my own so..... Pls introduce ur self proper in dis order.. Name, course studied, institution n state u will like to serve... Welcome to Golden City the land of Milk and Honey
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by CROBBOY(m): 4:10am On Mar 02, 2016
Good Morning People of Golden City. I bring you greetings from my home wife (SC31).

Una nor even come dey send person again sef. WHAT I DO?

cc:
LogoDWhiz (The only Leader 4 GC wey no get part two)
Kbs468 ( GC & NL Database with Terabyte Memory)
Fraiser (The man wey sabi comot talk from nowhere)
hardie14 (This fine and meek chikala)
Abbeyunique2 (Correct guy wey sabi patronise people)
Oyehomie (My own paddy wey dey back me up)
Jubrealguy (This man wey sabi mix wey wey)
Qutyjoice (This Pwetty new Journalist)
and others I dey see around

Na una new parol for this month be dis Dearis God O!

But come to think of it, where are these people?
Amodu
DTOBS
missevey
missoyin
spinxytinxy
shammak
IghraweIG (abeg your name na 7 Credit Unit course grin)
BoboLIL
misschubby
JaneJoanJohn
Yannabasse
Rukkyola
BlizzyDodo (I hope right)
Fraih
Others I dey try to remember their Monikers

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by FolabiBret(m): 5:02am On Mar 02, 2016
flamingsword1:

'felled'? just imagine the kind of graduates some of our institutions produce. how can a graduate not know that you do not need to add 'ed' to 'fell' whether in the past or present tense. Hmm. its embarrassing.

Actually, 'felled' isn't wrong; it's only wrong in the context in which it was used.
E.g The Tree was 'felled' last week.
NB: 'Felled' is only pardonable if and only if it's used in the context of 'tree cutting'.
Now, be that as it may, dia r 1001 ways u could have used to correct that 'goof' instead of insulting the person in question. That's ungentlemanly. Meanwhile, no one's a repository of knowledge, and 'just' one goof isn't enough to cast aspersions on someone's ingenuity. It's as though u're moving from the priori to the aposteriori(sorry for the technical terms).

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Nobody: 5:10am On Mar 02, 2016
Please I have a question. A lady is working and she visits me, when she's going back she expects me to give her transport. Is that the right thing? or is she being irresponsible?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 6:17am On Mar 02, 2016
CROBBOY:
Good Morning People of Golden City. I bring you greetings from my home wife (SC31).

Una nor even come dey send person again sef. WHAT I DO?

cc:
LogoDWhiz (The only Leader 4 GC wey no get part two)
Kbs468 ( GC & NL Database with Terabyte Memory)
Fraiser (The man wey sabi comot talk from nowhere)
hardie14 (This fine and meek chikala)
Abbeyunique2 (Correct guy wey sabi patronise people)
Oyehomie (My own paddy wey dey back me up)
Jubrealguy (This man wey sabi mix wey wey)
Qutyjoice (This Pwetty new Journalist)
and others I dey see around

Na una new parol for this month be dis Dearis God O!

But come to think of it, where are these people?
Amodu
DTOBS
missevey
missoyin
spinxytinxy
shammak
IghraweIG (abeg your name na 7 Credit Unit course grin)
BoboLIL
misschubby
JaneJoanJohn
Yannabasse
Rukkyola
BlizzyDodo (I hope right)
Fraih
Others I dey try to remember their Monikers
Hahahaha dis Man no go Kii me ooo. So I can now claim the next Mark Zuckerbergabi
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 6:17am On Mar 02, 2016
Good morning

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