Morning Sickness

luscioustrish:

Body dey somehow,,, what's MS?

Ewoooo abeg make una no vex, i no get dollar for fine now oh, i cari Jesu beg una. shawama sacrifice don dey longer throat me now sef. Whish kain wahala i dey so.

CheeryChy:


So all these days, na Dh local fowl dey hungry you eh , you come dey deceive us for here abi. Wetin you dey find for Sokoto, dey your sokoto since eh. Take ya time o before we go fine you back . *Dh must give me local fowl today*

My dear Mitchy no be only u waka come oh. me just borrow myself sense dey wear mostly chiffon dresses. its so bad dat at night i rub menthylatum. To think i ran and bought gorodom of shear butter from day one too all in the name of i must not have stretch marks.

firsttymum:
Erm erm I'm back here... Covers face... I might b team November once again

Wow, I tot you were kidding us in the oda thread. Congratulations dear. You be real love master Valentine kpekus result for the second time.
Teamnovemberclasscaptain#
Make una no do wetin una do here in 2015 ooo. Oya team November, begin show yourself asap.

For mamas wey don carry another belle sharply but still hiding cos they think say we go laf them, abeg report yourself now, we no dey laf anybody ooo.

Teal:



I sha ended up being d one to add my name myself. Thank you o able Class captain @Sugar. I hail other September mamas, may we all carry to term and have a lovely BS to tell. No ms here but not really enjoying it too o, maybe cos of the heat sha. Have registered antenatal and most def not joking with my meds.
Congrats to all the mamas that recently gave birth. God bless your LOs and renew your strength.

Not sure how I forgot to add you. Abeg no vex. The heat is not funny o, but hopefully the rains would be here soon.

Chili89:
yes oo morning sickness iS gone now. But I'm yet to start ANC since I'm just 13weeks. WaitinG to be 16 befr I can start.

Aren't you a ftm? Any particular reason why you are waiting for 16weeks?

Hello Mama.... Good Afternoon..... I'm team purple: First Pregnancy. Please Mama help out with most acronym. Also how will i know my team as in month? I'm happy to be here.

bimpeswt, oselin and tmama2 na you biko, well done. Enjoy your post natal and may the lo be a blessing unto you.
maureensylvia Class captain of two teams, how borri? Jokes apart, what's the koko? I expect you to offload this first week o. Pregnancy should be max of 42weeks not 43 upward. Abeg make we hear good news sharp sharp.
As for me, I'm helping matters to induce labour asap, no porting, I don tire sef. Pls if I take pineapple, when will the labour start and how many? I'm trying that on saturday when I'll be 39weeks according to lmp. Don't know how baby weigh but lo was 3.20 last tuesday and scared of big baby, tear or cs.
Team Purple, Team blue, TeamMarch for easy delivery

mo2raur:
Hello Mama.... Good Afternoon..... I'm team purple: First Pregnancy. Please Mama help out with most acronym. Also how will i know my team as in month? I'm happy to be here.

Welcome to our e-home. "fest-of-us" pay your dues to madam Zaynie if u want to have peace in this land. Some people will want to corner u no mind dem o. U will know ur team by calculating from ur last menstrual period till when u r supposed to born or just do scan, ur month is ur team. Get to know dem and share ideas and hail each other. Lemme help u with some acronyms.
DD - Dear daughter
DS - Dear Son
DW - dear wife
DH - dear husband
LmP - Last Menstrual Period
MS - Morning Sickness
Kpekus - body massage by u and DH (s£x)

Other sabi mamas will add more

mo2raur:
Hello Mama.... Good Afternoon..... I'm team purple: First Pregnancy. Please Mama help out with most acronym. Also how will i know my team as in month? I'm happy to be here.

welcome mama. Make I clean this zaynie executive chair for u. Feel at home dear.
U should be able to know ur edd by how many weeks u are now. Have u done any scan so far?

cherrymum:


Welcome to our e-home. "fest-of-us" pay your dues to madam Zaynie if u want to have peace in his land. Some people will want to corner u no mind dem o. U will know ur team by calculating from ur last menstrual period till when u r supposed to born or just do scan, ur month is ur team. Get to know dem and share ideas and hail each other. Lemme help u with some acronyms.
DD - Dear daughter
DS - Dear Son
DW - dear wife
DH - dear husband
LmP - Last Menstrual Period
MS - Morning Sickness
Kpekus - body massage by u and DH (s£x)

Other sabi mamas will add more

Tnx Ma..So grateful. What is LO I do see it most time?
Well for the due I'll pay when the dollar don go down....lol. Madam Zaynie pls cool down I'll pay I'm not onigbese. I'll do scan in two weeks time.

nggie:
welcome mama. Make I clean this zaynie executive chair u. Feel at home dear.
U should be able to know ur edd by how many weeks u are now. Have u done any scan so far?

Tnx Ma for the warm welcome. I'll do scan soon

mo2raur:

Tnx Ma..So grateful. What is LO I do see it most time?
Well for the due I'll pay when the dollar don go down....lol. Madam Zaynie pls cool down I'll pay I'm not onigbese. I'll do scan in two weeks time.

LO - little one.

BritneyStacy:

Yes, you must get all so you will be a tested and trusted mummy . Shebi you don get black neck and big nose

this got me laughing , cos if u see my nose now ehnn, x3 , plus black neck and heat rashes on top.

sugah:
Congrats bimpeswt, oselin and tmama2. May your LOs bring you joy.


Roll call for September mamas...pls add your name if its not here.

1. Sugah
2. Chili89
3. Uglybetty1
4. Loistee
5. Mowojuoluwa
6. Serefunmee
7. Blessedmum
8. Mummyife
9. Olaoyekemi
10. switgoodyy
11. Funmz
12. Ibari
13. Starbuck
14. Cheerychy **waiting for your transfer letter**
15. Carinmom
16. Limsycutey
17. Beebee12
18. Teal
19. HillyMa

Please add your name if not on the list.

My fellow #teamseptember4supernaturaldelivery #babiesconceivedduringxmas mamas , hope morning sickness has disappeared? And hope we have all registered for antenatal? Please ensure you are all taking your meds religiously oooo, if you need to put the pills in your eba wraps pls do so.

My dear Class rep, MS never disappear o infact vomiting and low appetite is d order of d day. Am yet to register for antenatal ll do so next week . In other words I av two weeks left for d end of first trimester (so happy).
@ Cheerychy, u're on my mind Darling can't wait for ur transfer letter.

Lbotusme:
October mamas roll call

Onyinyechika08
Feddy27
SerendipityF
Gandyluv
Luscioustrish
BellaElla

All other October mamas pls add your name.
#drops mic#

present ooo, i have paid in dollars,pounds and euro

Omaibaji:
My dear Mitchy no be only u waka come oh. me just borrow myself sense dey wear mostly chiffon dresses. its so bad dat at night i rub menthylatum. To think i ran and bought gorodom of shear butter from day one too all in the name of i must not have stretch marks.

I normally apply powder whenever it itches me, except maybe when am in class, I will just raise my top and scratch a bit not too much.

udoomama:
this got me laughing , cos if u see my nose now ehnn, x3 , plus black neck and heat rashes on top.

Me sef don black finish eh, am even the centre of attraction in class, but am not the only pregnant woman in class, we are about 3 sef. I went to greet one of my lecturer frienf, the first thing he said was 'Chai This woman u don ugly finish' ok. I just smiled at him
Wetin person go do na. But I neva get the big nose yet. Abeg make the big nose wait after my exam im fit come..

sugah:

Aren't you a ftm? Any particular reason why you are waiting for 16weeks?

yes I'm a FTM and No,no particulAr reason my Sis, havE u started?DH told me I must start on mondAy nXt week. I jst dn't like hospital dat's why.

Besea:
Let me be the first to say #teamnovember 2016. Abeg ma'am Zaynie take this small money(just a thousand dollars) dust my file from December 2014.
P. S:abeg, ah no want class captain biko nu.

Aunty mi( as you don gimme S1k )....welcome, have a fruitful pregnancy.
Take class captain nah
Firstymum will mentor you

firsttymum:
Erm erm I'm back here... Covers face... I might b team November once again

Hey congrats dear

Talk about the super fertile
I use you as a point of contact to the ATC sisters. Baba!!!! Do it for them too

mitchyy:

13 weeks is not just o mama. Almost all mamas are instructed to start ANC at 12weeka latest. I don't really think you should wait that long.

I 'll do so next week monday. Thanks

tmama2:
Hello mamas, una no add me for team march but na me open floor. I no vex sha

We welcome our twins last night.. March 2. Vagina delivery, 5mins apart... not a single tear. It's only God that can do it.

BS later...

Congrats Iyabeji.
May they always bring you joy and pride in double fold. Amin
What is their combo? BG, BB or

bintudon:
Good morning mama's, please what can I do? I'm feeling pain in my breast especially my nipple what should I do...16wks

Enjoy your package, infact romance it
Sore boobs.....can ache like mad esp when u comot bra.....

oselin:
My wonderful family join me to tank God for d arrival of my DS at 2:10am today weighing 3.2kg.
Bs later

Congrats mama, may your son always bring you joy and pride. Amin

Congratulations to all the mamas that have given birth. May your los bring joy to your households.
March mamas, dropping it like it's hot, waiting for your bs.

sugah:
Congrats bimpeswt, oselin and tmama2. May your LOs bring you joy.


Roll call for September mamas...pls add your name if its not here.

1. Sugah
2. Chili89
3. Uglybetty1
4. Loistee
5. Mowojuoluwa
6. Serefunmee
7. Blessedmum
8. Mummyife
9. Olaoyekemi
10. switgoodyy
11. Funmz
12. Ibari
13. Starbuck
14. Cheerychy **waiting for your transfer letter**
15. Carinmom
16. Limsycutey
17. Beebee12
18. Teal
19. HillyMa

Please add your name if not on the list.

My fellow #teamseptember4supernaturaldelivery #babiesconceivedduringxmas mamas , hope morning sickness has disappeared? And hope we have all registered for antenatal? Please ensure you are all taking your meds religiously oooo, if you need to put the pills in your eba wraps pls do so.

Even after adding my name to d list,captain u still omit my name ,is not good ooo.I hv been here shouting teamseptember since ooo,maybe I shld port to October.

ambient:
hee GOd help me oooooo, no matter what I eat I get this feeling that am not full.

congrat to 'll the mamas dropping it as it's hot, we #teammay pray to emulate you ooo

Kikikikikiki....
You know the consequences buh you cant help yourself

tmama2:
Hello mamas, una no add me for team march but na me open floor. I no vex sha

We welcome our twins last night.. March 2. Vagina delivery, 5mins apart... not a single tear. It's only God that can do it.

BS later...

congrats name sake. teamAugustforsupernaturaldelivery

mo2raur:
Hello Mama.... Good Afternoon..... I'm team purple: First Pregnancy. Please Mama help out with most acronym. Also how will i know my team as in month? I'm happy to be here.

Welcome mama. What was the date of your Last menstrual period (LMP )? Count how many weeks have passed from that day till today. That will tell you how many weeks old your pregnancy is. Your month or team month as we call it refers to the month your baby is due to be born. You can calculate the month your self using pregnancy calculators on Google. Or take a scan. The sonographer will tell you your due date. So when you see #TeamAugust for example, It's means the mother is expecting the baby in August.
Happy bumping. ..

firsttymum:
Erm erm I'm back here... Covers face... I might b team November once again

Kikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikiki
KentStopKikikiking!

Welcome back my sister, no need to pay me for dusting file o, na to stretch hand for on top cupboard .

Have a healthy and fruitful pregnancy.

ozycy:

Wow, I tot you were kidding us in the oda thread. Congratulations dear. You be real love master Valentine kpekus result for the second time.
Teamnovemberclasscaptain#
Make una no do wetin una do here in 2015 ooo. Oya team November, begin show yourself asap.

For mamas wey don carry another belle sharply but still hiding cos they think say we go laf them, abeg report yourself now[b], we no dey laf anybody ooo[/b].

Speak for yourself o....
Firsttymum is my person buh I will personally make sure I drag her away from her Dh come Feb 14, 2017..... e be like say the jigijigi for that day na always waya! Surebet
#NovCapt. 2015.
#NovCapt. 2016.
#SecondTymum
#MyPerson


By the way, na only me get right to laff her o, I must not see anybody shining teeth there o