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When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by MotorConnectz(m): 10:57am On Mar 06, 2016

Bros in Christ, where you dey go?

]If you are alive and seeing this picture it's by God's mercy on you.
Laugh with me this Sunday and give thanks to the Lord.

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Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by domopps(m): 11:00am On Mar 06, 2016

Am telling you.!

And the workers be like Bro Timothy no one leaves until offering is taken........that's the order from above!

* Modified *

Lols

Cheeeeers

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Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by ladyF(f): 11:01am On Mar 06, 2016

Lol but why leave church before offering? What's there if you no carry money come? God sef go understand.

It's [size=15pt]LadyF[/size] again grin

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Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by MotorConnectz(m): 11:04am On Mar 06, 2016

ladyF:
Lol but why leave church before offering? What's there if you no carry money come? God sef go understand.

Abi na! God go understand but some men won't.

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Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by Nobody: 11:04am On Mar 06, 2016

Hmmm

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Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by domopps(m): 11:05am On Mar 06, 2016

ladyF:
Lol but why leave church before offering? What's there if you no carry money come? God sef go understand.

Bae is there any reason why we always meet on so many threads or is God telling me something abt you? wink

Cheeeeeers

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Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by ladyF(f): 11:09am On Mar 06, 2016

domopps:

Bae is there any reason why we always meet on so many threads or is God telling me something abt you?

Cheeeeeers

lol wait, let me consult Ifa grin

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Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by domopps(m): 11:13am On Mar 06, 2016

ladyF:

lol wait, let me consult Ifa

Pls be fast abt it! You no God means what he says and Says what he means plus if God is sending me to undertake a task who am I not to........... grin

Happy Sun dear

Cheeeeeeers

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Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by ladyF(f): 11:16am On Mar 06, 2016

domopps:

Pls be fast abt it! You no God means he says and Says what he means plus if God is sending me to undertake a task who am I not to...........

Happy Sun dear

Cheeeeeeers

lol shey your gf doesn't know your moniker sha... grin

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Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by Kondomatic(m): 11:20am On Mar 06, 2016

ladyF:
Lol but why leave church before offering? What's there if you no carry money come? God sef go understand.

I used to leave my former church during holy communion to go to a nearby restaurant and eat.

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Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by domopps(m): 11:23am On Mar 06, 2016

ladyF:

lol shey your gf doesn't know your moniker sha...

Even if she does sky is big enough.......!

Cheeeeeers

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Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by Nobody: 11:26am On Mar 06, 2016

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Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by ladyF(f): 11:27am On Mar 06, 2016

Kondomatic:
I used to leave my former church during holy communion to go to a nearby restaurant and eat.

Haaa so you left the bread of life for "mama put" grin

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Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by saintfaculty(m): 11:27am On Mar 06, 2016

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Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by otimothy(m): 11:28am On Mar 06, 2016

domopps:
Am telling you.!

And the workers be like Bro Timothy no one leaves until offering is taking......that's the order from above!

Lols

Cheeeeers

of all the names na my name you see use abi? oya change am to bro titus....

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Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by Kondomatic(m): 11:29am On Mar 06, 2016

ladyF:

Haaa so you left the bread of life for "mama put"

Nah where I go chop beleful nah grin

Besides that's no bread of life, it has been polluted, my sister used to eat it almost every day but she's late now. grin

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Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by DaBullIT(m): 11:29am On Mar 06, 2016

Vvery funny especially CAC

Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by kachnov(m): 11:30am On Mar 06, 2016

Funi

Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by BlessedSpirit: 11:30am On Mar 06, 2016

Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by faruz: 11:31am On Mar 06, 2016

*space bookEd*

Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by Elzends(m): 11:32am On Mar 06, 2016

This must be one of those churches where u must hold high ur money for all to see b4 submission..... If you no hold money come this kin church....OYO

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Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by mynduu44: 11:32am On Mar 06, 2016

That must be Lord's Chosen Church..

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Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by esaias1(m): 11:33am On Mar 06, 2016

Lol, better than those dropping empty envelope sha

Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by 151487made(m): 11:33am On Mar 06, 2016

Na which church dis dey happen?

Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by Johnrake69: 11:34am On Mar 06, 2016

Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by simonlee(m): 11:34am On Mar 06, 2016

ushers be like....... Oga the Lord said that he who leaves when the hour of giving is near,shall become deaf when the trumpet shall sound!

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Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by somcherry(f): 11:34am On Mar 06, 2016

Lol. Happy sunday all

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Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by Youngk(m): 11:34am On Mar 06, 2016

I dey cum bak

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Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by 400billionman: 11:34am On Mar 06, 2016

Bros, come back here.

Where you dey go ?

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Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by Pinkiedearie(f): 11:34am On Mar 06, 2016

Some na that time dey go know say dem wan piss.

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Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by mjbaba: 11:35am On Mar 06, 2016

domopps:

Bae is there any reason why we always meet on so many threads or is God telling me something abt you?

Cheeeeeers

God is not telling u anything. Don't deceive yourself. Everybody meets Lady F on "so many threads"

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Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by ORACLE1975(m): 11:35am On Mar 06, 2016

Nna na by force?

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