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When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by MotorConnectz(op): 10:57am On Mar 06, 2016
cheesy cheesy Bros in Christ, where you dey go?
]If you are alive and seeing this picture it's by God's mercy on you.
Laugh with me this Sunday and give thanks to the Lord.

Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by domopps(m):
Am telling you.!



And the workers be like Bro Timothy no one leaves until offering is taken........that's the order from above!



* Modified *


Lols



Cheeeeers
Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by ladyF(f):
Lol but why leave church before offering? What's there if you no carry money come? God sef go understand.

It's [size=15pt]LadyF[/size] again grin grin grin
Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by MotorConnectz(op): 11:04am On Mar 06, 2016
ladyF:
Lol but why leave church before offering? What's there if you no carry money come? God sef go understand.
Abi na! God go understand but some men won't.
Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by Nobody: 11:04am On Mar 06, 2016
Hmmm

Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by domopps(m): 11:05am On Mar 06, 2016
ladyF:
Lol but why leave church before offering? What's there if you no carry money come? God sef go understand.
Bae is there any reason why we always meet on so many threads or is God telling me something abt you? wink




Cheeeeeers
Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by ladyF(f): 11:09am On Mar 06, 2016
domopps:
Bae is there any reason why we always meet on so many threads or is God telling me something abt you? wink

Cheeeeeers
lol wait, let me consult Ifa grin
Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by domopps(m):
ladyF:
lol wait, let me consult Ifa grin
Pls be fast abt it! You no God means what he says and Says what he means plus if God is sending me to undertake a task who am I not to........... grin



Happy Sun dear



Cheeeeeeers
Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by ladyF(f): 11:16am On Mar 06, 2016
domopps:
Pls be fast abt it! You no God means he says and Says what he means plus if God is sending me to undertake a task who am I not to........... grin

Happy Sun dear

Cheeeeeeers
lol shey your gf doesn't know your moniker sha... grin
Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by Kondomatic(m): 11:20am On Mar 06, 2016
ladyF:
Lol but why leave church before offering? What's there if you no carry money come? God sef go understand.
I used to leave my former church during holy communion to go to a nearby restaurant and eat.
Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by domopps(m): 11:23am On Mar 06, 2016
ladyF:
lol shey your gf doesn't know your moniker sha... grin
Even if she does sky is big enough.......!




Cheeeeeers
Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by Nobody: 11:26am On Mar 06, 2016
grin grin
Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by ladyF(f): 11:27am On Mar 06, 2016
Kondomatic:
I used to leave my former church during holy communion to go to a nearby restaurant and eat.
Haaa so you left the bread of life for "mama put" grin
Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by saintfaculty(m): 11:27am On Mar 06, 2016
grin
Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by otimothy(m): 11:28am On Mar 06, 2016
domopps:
Am telling you.!



And the workers be like Bro Timothy no one leaves until offering is taking......that's the order from above!



Lols



Cheeeeers
of all the names na my name you see use abi? oya change am to bro titus....
Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by Kondomatic(m):
ladyF:
Haaa so you left the bread of life for "mama put" grin
Nah where I go chop beleful nahgrin


Besides that's no bread of life, it has been polluted, my sister used to eat it almost every day but she's late now.gringringringrin
Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by DaBullIT(m): 11:29am On Mar 06, 2016
Vvery funny especially CAC
Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by kachnov(m): 11:30am On Mar 06, 2016
Funi
Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by BlessedSpirit: 11:30am On Mar 06, 2016
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Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by faruz: 11:31am On Mar 06, 2016
*space bookEd*
Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by Elzends(m): 11:32am On Mar 06, 2016
This must be one of those churches where u must hold high ur money for all to see b4 submission..... If you no hold money come this kin church....OYO
Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by mynduu44: 11:32am On Mar 06, 2016
That must be Lord's Chosen Church..
Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by esaias1(m): 11:33am On Mar 06, 2016
Lol, better than those dropping empty envelope sha
Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by 151487made(m): 11:33am On Mar 06, 2016
Na which church dis dey happen?
Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by Johnrake69: 11:34am On Mar 06, 2016
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Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by simonlee(m): 11:34am On Mar 06, 2016
ushers be like....... Oga the Lord said that he who leaves when the hour of giving is near,shall become deaf when the trumpet shall sound!
Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by somcherry(f): 11:34am On Mar 06, 2016
Lol. Happy sunday all
Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by Youngk(m): 11:34am On Mar 06, 2016
I dey cum bak
Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by 400billionman: 11:34am On Mar 06, 2016
Bros, come back here.

Where you dey go ?
Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by Pinkiedearie(f): 11:34am On Mar 06, 2016
Some na that time dey go know say dem wan piss.
Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by mjbaba: 11:35am On Mar 06, 2016
domopps:
Bae is there any reason why we always meet on so many threads or is God telling me something abt you? wink




Cheeeeeers
God is not telling u anything. Don't deceive yourself. Everybody meets Lady F on "so many threads"
Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by ORACLE1975(m): 11:35am On Mar 06, 2016
Nna na by force?
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