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Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by binsanni(m): 12:14pm On Mar 06, 2016
D guy b like abeg ah worn go urinate now
Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by ogahomale: 12:14pm On Mar 06, 2016
happy sunday guys
Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by Justicealh3(m): 12:16pm On Mar 06, 2016
What's funnny here sha
Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by STRBOY(m): 12:19pm On Mar 06, 2016
Kondomatic:
I used to leave my former church during holy communion to go to a nearby restaurant and eat.


Me sef... Before communion in my catholic church.. I and my Cousin must drink Fanta and Coke with Meat pie b4 we enter for dat Communion

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Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by babasolo(m): 12:21pm On Mar 06, 2016
U go fear fear na....abeg who knw where punkyveer dey?
Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by IamJose(m): 12:22pm On Mar 06, 2016
Offering time ..Giving time

Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by Eguvwe: 12:27pm On Mar 06, 2016
DaBullIT:
Vvery funny especially CAC
. And What About CAC?
Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by zoomman(m): 12:27pm On Mar 06, 2016
E wan apn to me 2day Mehn but not dat I dnt av moni 4 offering, I was pressed so I wanna go offload d poo if u see d kind look d usher use look me Ehn na die...Thank God ma place not dat far.....
Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by nelcliff(m): 12:31pm On Mar 06, 2016
Lol, the guy is liked, the lord says I should leave immediately... I have to rush home to take my miracle call waiting for me... hahahahaha....
Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by Peacefulgold(m): 12:31pm On Mar 06, 2016
ladyF:
Lol but why leave church before offering? What's there if you no carry money come? God sef go understand.

It's [size=15pt]LadyF[/size] again grin grin grin
Na d shame Na....
Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by comrChris(m): 12:31pm On Mar 06, 2016
mjbaba:
God is not telling u anything. Don't deceive yourself. Everybody meets Lady F on "so many threads"
you are actually taking that nigga serious? you get time, it beats me the way some people use the name God in vain and when Gods wrath fall upon them they will cry wickedness..
happy sunday
Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by Smellymouth: 12:31pm On Mar 06, 2016
Hahahahhahahahaaha
Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by lastmessenger: 12:48pm On Mar 06, 2016
Seeing how popular you are in frontage makes me wonder who you are and what you look and then I opened and check your profile and saw some mummies.
ladyF:
Lol but why leave church before offering? What's there if you no carry money come? God sef go understand.

It's [size=15pt]LadyF[/size] again grin grin grin
Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by Nobody: 12:49pm On Mar 06, 2016
abuayman:
Hmmm
so d pastor has to b poorer Dan d poorest in his church..


I get u
Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by ifedayoifedapo(f): 12:52pm On Mar 06, 2016
Why is ur personal text still reading shiloh 2015? D wise shall inherit glory joor cheesy
domopps:



Pls be fast abt it! You no God means what he says and Says what he means plus if God is sending me to undertake a task who am I not to........... grin



Happy Sun dear



Cheeeeeeers
Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by ladyF(f): 12:56pm On Mar 06, 2016
lastmessenger:
Seeing how popular you are in frontage makes me wonder who you are and what you look and then I opened and check your profile and saw some mummies.
Lol whcih mummies? But LadyF no fine o. Just picture one short, brown, illiterate "mgbeke" girl grin
Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by 9jatatafo(m): 12:56pm On Mar 06, 2016
The sound of offering time and bro lil Wayne is making smart moves and the ushers tracked him down
Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by Jennifer89(f): 12:56pm On Mar 06, 2016
Kondomatic:
Nah where I go chop beleful nahgrin


Besides that's no bread of life, it has been polluted, my sister used to eat it almost every day but she's late now.gringringringrin


how has it been polluted?
Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by ladyF(f): 12:57pm On Mar 06, 2016
Peacefulgold:

Na d shame Na....
Say wetin na? The same God that sees my heart also sees my bank account. If a time comes where I sincerely have no money for offering, nothing spoil! I will smile and pass the basket to people with something to drop.
Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by ladyF(f): 12:59pm On Mar 06, 2016
drrid:



lady f,how was ur jamb scores ?
U said u are 2016 jambites already!
lol my JAMB was great IJN. Thanks kiss
Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by ladyF(f): 1:00pm On Mar 06, 2016
400billionman:


Conji is talking to the mumu.

When LadyF gimmicks don seduce everybody in the past.

Nah learner
So LadyF don seduce you before? shocked grin
Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by domopps(m): 1:03pm On Mar 06, 2016
ifedayoifedapo:
Why is ur personal text still reading shiloh 2015? D wise shall inherit glory joor cheesy




That must be an over sight dear! But I bet it doesn't any longer!




Cheeeeeers
Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by lastmessenger: 1:06pm On Mar 06, 2016
Please for one minute show me how you beautiful you are.I will like to chat with you if dont mind.
ladyF:

Lol whcih mummies? But LadyF no fine o. Just picture one short, brown, illiterate "mgbeke" girl grin
Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by oluxy(m): 1:07pm On Mar 06, 2016
lol.....

is just like

bro, r u first timer?
even if you are, we need ur offering more than your coming and if you don't hv anything on you, kindle drop your phone.
Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by NairaMoneyng: 1:15pm On Mar 06, 2016
diz is funny
Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by MauraPearl: 1:16pm On Mar 06, 2016
The. Photo dosnt seem as I read kiss...its nt funny undecided
Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by ladyF(f): 1:16pm On Mar 06, 2016
lastmessenger:
Please for one minute show me how you beautiful you are.I will like to chat with you if dont mind.
cry cry LadyF no fine o, if I upload my ugly pishures, people go bash me grin
Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by drrid(m): 1:21pm On Mar 06, 2016
ladyF:
lol my JAMB was great IJN. Thanks kiss

lol very good!
Re: When You Try To Leave Church Before Offering Time (Funny Pic) by Andrewmark(m): 1:36pm On Mar 06, 2016
domopps:
Am telling you.!



And the workers be like Bro Timothy no one leaves until offering is taken........that's the order from above!



* Modified *
Haaaaaaaaaaa chai



Lols



Cheeeeers

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