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Bola Adewara
Dear Jamb
My name is Yaniel Yogene ,i am came from
Nigeria, From Bayalsa state.
I writed Jamb and scoring 90. That was a big
fat lie, I say is a big serious fat lie because I
doing lesson for 1 months and I count my book
very well.

I supposing to getting 95 in Inglich and 90 in
Litirachure but you gaven me 15 in Inglich and
20 in Litirachure. Did me not didding my CRS
very well? Did Jonah not staying in the lion hole
and Elijah sleeping in the shark belle?

Did Daniel not calling down fire with Baal and
and Samuel leding Israel from Egypt?

Did something very fast fast because i can not
took that mark. In facts, I supposing to be
scoring 280. Thanks you in cooparation
.
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A Jamb officer replied:
Dear student,
You need help! I've forwarded your name and
number to all the pastors, priests, popes,
archbishops, bishops and even native doctors I
know. Just be open minded. your change is
coming. Please ask your parents to report to
our office immediately for counselling.

Yours Sincerely

Ndianabasi


Api sunny day palz


from http://www.praizeblog.com/2016/03/joke-of-day-petition-by-angry-candidate.html?m=0

cc lalasticlala

Why Bayelsa nau?

You mean say na the Jonathan people?

it's all GEJ's fault.

But this joke is supposed to be funny nah..

The moment u ar trying to crack joke and ended up dry.

This jambites CLUELESSNESS nor get part 2.

opeyemiieblog:
cc lalasticlala

HungerBAD:
Why Bayelsa nau?
You mean say na the Jonathan people?

umehmj:
it's all GEJ's fault.

PoliticalThuG:
But this joke is supposed to be funny nah..

Mrjo:
The moment u ar trying to crack joke and ended up dry.

divinehand2003:
This jambites CLUELESSNESS nor get part 2.

Abeg. Help me ask the op
Joke of which day?