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Joke Of The Day : A Petition By An Angry Candidate Who Scored 90 In Jamb by opeyemiieblog(m): 5:09pm On Mar 06, 2016
Bola Adewara
Dear Jamb
My name is Yaniel Yogene ,i am came from
Nigeria, From Bayalsa state.
I writed Jamb and scoring 90. That was a big
fat lie, I say is a big serious fat lie because I
doing lesson for 1 months and I count my book
very well.

I supposing to getting 95 in Inglich and 90 in
Litirachure but you gaven me 15 in Inglich and
20 in Litirachure. Did me not didding my CRS
very well? Did Jonah not staying in the lion hole
and Elijah sleeping in the shark belle?

Did Daniel not calling down fire with Baal and
and Samuel leding Israel from Egypt?

Did something very fast fast because i can not
took that mark. In facts, I supposing to be
scoring 280. Thanks you in cooparation
.
.


A Jamb officer replied:
Dear student,
You need help! I've forwarded your name and
number to all the pastors, priests, popes,
archbishops, bishops and even native doctors I
know. Just be open minded. your change is
coming. Please ask your parents to report to
our office immediately for counselling.

Yours Sincerely

Ndianabasi


Api sunny day palz


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Re: Joke Of The Day : A Petition By An Angry Candidate Who Scored 90 In Jamb by opeyemiieblog(m): 5:10pm On Mar 06, 2016
cc lalasticlala
Re: Joke Of The Day : A Petition By An Angry Candidate Who Scored 90 In Jamb by HungerBAD: 5:24pm On Mar 06, 2016
Why Bayelsa nau?

You mean say na the Jonathan people?

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Re: Joke Of The Day : A Petition By An Angry Candidate Who Scored 90 In Jamb by umehmj(m): 5:31pm On Mar 06, 2016
it's all GEJ's fault. grin

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Re: Joke Of The Day : A Petition By An Angry Candidate Who Scored 90 In Jamb by PoliticalThuG(m): 5:39pm On Mar 06, 2016
But this joke is supposed to be funny nah..
Re: Joke Of The Day : A Petition By An Angry Candidate Who Scored 90 In Jamb by Mrjo(m): 5:46pm On Mar 06, 2016
The moment u ar trying to crack joke and ended up dry.
Re: Joke Of The Day : A Petition By An Angry Candidate Who Scored 90 In Jamb by divinehand2003(m): 5:53pm On Mar 06, 2016
This jambites CLUELESSNESS nor get part 2.
Re: Joke Of The Day : A Petition By An Angry Candidate Who Scored 90 In Jamb by tomiobj(m): 8:55pm On Mar 06, 2016
opeyemiieblog:
cc lalasticlala
HungerBAD:
Why Bayelsa nau?
You mean say na the Jonathan people?
umehmj:
it's all GEJ's fault. grin
PoliticalThuG:
But this joke is supposed to be funny nah..
Mrjo:
The moment u ar trying to crack joke and ended up dry.
divinehand2003:
This jambites CLUELESSNESS nor get part 2.
Abeg. Help me ask the op
Joke of which day?

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