₦airaland Forum

drrid:
Glory be to God that safe your life and body. By the way, this not a right place to gives testimony...not all nairalanders are human beings most of dem are ghost and goats they are inform human!
Now go to the church or mosque to gives thanks to your lord saviour and gives testimony....this not a right place,many are for criticism and jokes
kiss kiss kiss

Kachisbarbie:
ThankGod for your life.

It seems ANSU students,both alumni and prospective students have serious grammar issues . What's all the "buh", been instead of being and excessive (...)? You better start writing like an undergraduate lest you ruin your command of English yourself and end up like one of the girls in that book your alumni wrote.

If say na guy write this thing ehn, nairalanders for shun the testimony finish im career.
This kind of "narrative essay" would only be tolerated from a jambite. That's all

refiner:
Nairalanders help me praise this awesome God for his mercy towards me!

yesterday...been Saturday,I planned to travel to anambra state university igbariam! to know how everything is going on there concerning jamb!... and to know how much it will cost me when I finally will be going there on 11th to sit for my jamb!....


I boarded a bus that morning by 11am....d bus zoomed off by 11:15...buh as we were moving,the driver was driving with reckless abandon!...he almost hit a car twice!...and after shouting at him,he cooled down then after some minutes,he starts his reckless driving!....I was very much afraid,so I decided to step down!....buh d conductor refused to refund my money,so this discouraged others that are willing to step down from stepping down!...
Hi Refiner, appreciate God. You still have His Spirit and Love so much alive in you. God will continue to keep you and the enemies will continue to miss the target over your life. Amen.


when I came down,I stood by d roadside...was difficult to get another bus cos most of d buses that passed bye was filled up!....but I patiently waited for about 30 minutes!....then finally I saw a bus DAT was half filled and boarded it and glory be to God he was an aged man and he drives slowly!...at least my heart was finally at peace!


then on our way....u can't believe wat I saw!..I saw the bus I boarded at first been involved in an accident with a golf!...it was really an eye sore!...most of the passengers there were injured...I was really shocked!...cries and shouts of pain....I felt pity and cried!....I was unable to take picture cos I did not have the heart!...in fact I was seriously weak!....buh all the same I thank God for no life was lost... wishing them a safe recovery!!!what if I was involved,I might miss this year's jamb!.....


lesson learnt!:please do step down when you notice you just boarded a reckless driver's bus!....LIFE IS PRECIOUS!!!


PS:..unfortunately there was no jamb conducted in the school yesterday!

tobiasbeecher:
Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stone. Nobody is perfect and I know you're not! So, stop dissing ANSU students (both present and alumni) because of the mistake(s) of few others.

Bishops10:
Where in Anambra are you staying?

donkross1:
Agreed, okay now go and modify it.


Thank Jah for your life tho.

drrid:
Glory be to God that safe your life and body. By the way, this not a right place to gives testimony...not all nairalanders are human beings most of dem are ghost and goats they are inform human!
Now go to the church or mosque to gives thanks to your lord saviour and gives testimony....this not a right place,many are for criticism and jokes
kiss kiss kiss

gozzlin:
I thank God for averting a tragedy in your life.
Are you by any chance a member of Living Altar church?

Dexema:
thank God for your life, but that igbariam road smooth na, maybe na why the driver wan turn paul walker. pray and jack well oo so you too can open a testimony thread on NL. something tells me someone picked unizik as first choice.

Henovy:
You see, when some things happen, you may lack words to express them. Refiner I thank God for you.

tosyne2much:
Thank God for your life dear ... That was how I boarded a bus from Ado-Ekiti to Lagos last month.. You need to see the way the driver was driving speedily recklessly as if it was an F1 race/formula 4 contest.. See the way both young and old were raining curses on him but he wouldn't just listen. Got to a stage that I wanted to come out of the bus when we got to Osun and board another one because it was as if the said driver was immune to death, but unfortunately I wasn't enough cash.


Ordinarily a journey that normally last 5 hour plus became a journey of 3 and half hour...


Thank God I landed safely sha.. Sometimes Nigerians fail to take safety precautions and by the time they involve in a ghastly accident, they will attribute it to God's willing or purpose. Smh

Kachisbarbie:
ThankGod for your life.

It seems ANSU students,both alumni and prospective students have serious grammar issues . What's all the "buh", been instead of being and excessive (...)? You better start writing like an undergraduate lest you ruin your command of English yourself and end up like one of the girls in that book your alumni wrote.

If say na guy write this thing ehn, nairalanders for shun the testimony finish im career.
This kind of "narrative essay" would only be tolerated from a jambite. That's all

tobiasbeecher:
Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stone. Nobody is perfect and I know you're not! So, stop dissing ANSU students (both present and alumni) because of the mistake(s) of few others.

plendil:
@OP,

We thank God for your life, but nna meeen, the kind grammatical missiles wey dey hit me left and right from this your piece were simply too much much for comfort.

Yes, you wrote it in a hurry, and yes this is the social media, and not "Jamb's use of English", but all the same some mistakes are simply too egregious for a jamb candidate: "Yesterday been Saturday". . . . ."as we were moving, the driver was". . ."most of the buses was filled, etc

refiner:
don't let me insult u!....

this is a social media and I didn't deem it fit to concentrate more on my English,so the blunder!......

and because I wil be writing my utme at igbariam does not mean am an aspirant there!....don't be dumb pls.

yawns...now I am shivering, a jambite wants to insult me.
Nne, take corrections and learn. This is how poor English command starts.
Focus on your exams young one.

tobiasbeecher:
Smiley or no smiley, your comment casts serious aspersions on the whole students (both present and alumni) of ANSU. And moreover, I'm not dyslexic not to know that you made that comment in pejorative sense! So, stop playing smart because I made you.
NB: Though not trying to hold brief for the OP, but I didn't see where she said she was perfect.

'You done Sir?
Mr psychic... I wish your rebuttal made more sense. Have a nice day

refiner:
Nairalanders help me praise this awesome God for his mercy towards me!

yesterday...been Saturday,I planned to travel to anambra state university igbariam! to know how everything is going on there concerning jamb!... and to know how much it will cost me when I finally will be going there on 11th to sit for my jamb!....


I boarded a bus that morning by 11am....d bus zoomed off by 11:15...buh as we were moving,the driver was driving with reckless abandon!...he almost hit a car twice!...and after shouting at him,he cooled down then after some minutes,he starts his reckless driving!....I was very much afraid,so I decided to step down!....buh d conductor refused to refund my money,so this discouraged others that are willing to step down from stepping down!...


when I came down,I stood by d roadside...was difficult to get another bus cos most of d buses that passed bye was filled up!....but I patiently waited for about 30 minutes!....then finally I saw a bus DAT was half filled and boarded it and glory be to God he was an aged man and he drives slowly!...at least my heart was finally at peace!


then on our way....u can't believe wat I saw!..I saw the bus I boarded at first been involved in an accident with a golf!...it was really an eye sore!...most of the passengers there were injured...I was really shocked!...cries and shouts of pain....I felt pity and cried!....I was unable to take picture cos I did not have the heart!...in fact I was seriously weak!....buh all the same I thank God for no life was lost... wishing them a safe recovery!!!what if I was involved,I might miss this year's jamb!.....


lesson learnt!:please do step down when you notice you just boarded a reckless driver's bus!....LIFE IS PRECIOUS!!!


PS:..unfortunately there was no jamb conducted in the school yesterday!

Kachisbarbie:
as I add smiley, your head didn't give you that I am pulling legs?Nobody is perfect_ very true, but this OP is far from perfection.

refiner:
nop my dear....

Marlvin:
wow, so tell Me, have you seen or come across a ghost N'lander bfr ?

refiner:
yea I did!...how do u know!

drrid:
yeah! U can feel them with words they shoot out and what they write down...

Kachisbarbie:
yawns...now I am shivering, a jambite wants to insult me. Nne, take corrections and learn. This is how poor English command starts. Focus on your exams young one.

'You done Sir? Mr psychic... I wish your rebuttal made more sense. Have a nice day

refiner:
Onitsha!

agarawu23:
you know that 'thing' na

refiner:
Nairalanders help me praise this awesome God for his mercy towards me!

yesterday...been Saturday,I planned to travel to anambra state university igbariam! to know how everything is going on there concerning jamb!... and to know how much it will cost me when I finally will be going there on 11th to sit for my jamb!....


I boarded a bus that morning by 11am....d bus zoomed off by 11:15...buh as we were moving,the driver was driving with reckless abandon!...he almost hit a car twice!...and after shouting at him,he cooled down then after some minutes,he starts his reckless driving!....I was very much afraid,so I decided to step down!....buh d conductor refused to refund my money,so this discouraged others that are willing to step down from stepping down!...


when I came down,I stood by d roadside...was difficult to get another bus cos most of d buses that passed bye was filled up!....but I patiently waited for about 30 minutes!....then finally I saw a bus DAT was half filled and boarded it and glory be to God he was an aged man and he drives slowly!...at least my heart was finally at peace!


then on our way....u can't believe wat I saw!..I saw the bus I boarded at first been involved in an accident with a golf!...it was really an eye sore!...most of the passengers there were injured...I was really shocked!...cries and shouts of pain....I felt pity and cried!....I was unable to take picture cos I did not have the heart!...in fact I was seriously weak!....buh all the same I thank God for no life was lost... wishing them a safe recovery!!!what if I was involved,I might miss this year's jamb!.....


lesson learnt!:please do step down when you notice you just boarded a reckless driver's bus!....LIFE IS PRECIOUS!!!


PS:..unfortunately there was no jamb conducted in the school yesterday!

kaziblake:
You need your med. Even if I'm pregnant it's not of your dam problem.

refiner:
and what does DAT suppose to mean?

jornie:
Oshe.. Eyan MC Oluomo u wan mord grammar