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Re: Jambites Did You Noticed This??? by Xion: 9:55am On Mar 07, 2016

wisolo:
I can't just say anything. Am speechless. Am just waiting on God

Please correct your post while you're still waiting on God. It's "I'm speechless", "I'm just waiting on God"

Some of these little things do matter.

Re: Jambites Did You Noticed This??? by nattyok(f): 10:05am On Mar 07, 2016

yea, I was to expecting to score abt 70 n above in my bio to my surprise, it was the least score. I even finished it in less than 20mins, went through it abt 2times

Re: Jambites Did You Noticed This??? by ugotuf(m): 10:06am On Mar 07, 2016

Masterkolinks:
JAMB is so annoying..
I killed Maths completely, as in I finished it, I was expecting not less than 85, they gave me 30.
I don't know English at all, I just guessed all through, I was expecting marks like 12,13 and they gave me 32..
The most painful part, my best subject Chemistry, I was expecting not less than 95 bkos I knew everything and I also crosschecked as soon as I finished my jamb, but they gave me 18
Then Physics, I was just expecting God to lead d way, and to my surprise, they gave me 14 making a total of 94..
And pls can I still use this result to gain admission into OAU? Or should I wait till next year bkos I'm tired of staying at home. Arrghh!! Since 2004 that I've been writing jamb..
JAMB is so annoying!!!!

BROS.?! Tell me you are kidding, 'coz I'm dazed.

Re: Jambites Did You Noticed This??? by tuzle(m): 10:22am On Mar 07, 2016

ADEWUMIMichael:
Please I noticed something in this ongoing jamb and I want to know whether am the only one noticing this....

Did you Notice that You Scored LOW in a particular subject you are expecting to score HIGH and VICE-VERSA??

Imagine I did My maths First expecting not less than 80-90 To my surprise they gave me 40....and English wey I end up guessing the answers due to insufficient time they gave me 60.....I was like is that not a mistake

Same Thing also happen to 3-4 of my friends

Ahbeg those that have seen their result . Did you notice something like that?
SHARE YouR OWN EXPERIENCE
Team...#Jamb_Remark_Our_Exam

when i did my last two years i got 47 in math which i was so sure of. Guy u no math pass me o and i got 50 in physic dat i answered only 25 question

Re: Jambites Did You Noticed This??? by dedecoder: 10:26am On Mar 07, 2016

charlesucheh:
BOIZ be forming mathematicians on this thread! Instead of them to admit they failed, they're here blaming jamb... Is this place Jamb headquarters?? You all are just throwing Unnecessary tantrums like small children, don't go and think of how to construct yourselves better than the "YOU" that just failed, stay here and complain....RUBBISH....una need slap.

On one point, you may be right. But again, looking at the big picture, your submission is rather too harsh and lacking in depth.

No doubt, many got what they deserved in this on-going utme but it is crystal clear that majority too had their results doctored to save JAMB's face from embarrassment. This year's questions are past questions repeated and if such measure isn't taken by JAMB, over 75% of candidates would have 250 and above.

What folks need here is encouragement, some explanations and perhaps consolations not a kind of sanctimonious, despotic and unwelcomed advice such as this one. People have always known that they should read and take responsibilities. But you can only take responsibilities for YOUR action not someone else's.

Let JAMB set standard question as they used to when they started and let them stop these abnormal marks deduction as witnessed this year because it can really discourage hard work. When one works hard and ends getting what one feels is far below ones ability, it can really be painful.

#withyouistand2016jambites

Re: Jambites Did You Noticed This??? by Wisdomkosi(m): 10:26am On Mar 07, 2016

I noticed it too, government wey be say I know scatter, I got 39. Dem fall my hand

Re: Jambites Did You Noticed This??? by Etinosajay(m): 10:31am On Mar 07, 2016

Masterkolinks:
JAMB is so annoying..
I killed Maths completely, as in I finished it, I was expecting not less than 85, they gave me 30.
I don't know English at all, I just guessed all through, I was expecting marks like 12,13 and they gave me 32..
The most painful part, my best subject Chemistry, I was expecting not less than 95 bkos I knew everything and I also crosschecked as soon as I finished my jamb, but they gave me 18
Then Physics, I was just expecting God to lead d way, and to my surprise, they gave me 14 making a total of 94..
And pls can I still use this result to gain admission into OAU? Or should I wait till next year bkos I'm tired of staying at home. Arrghh!! Since 2004 that I've been writing jamb..
JAMB is so annoying!!!!

You've been writing jamb since 2004 and you still didn't pass?

Hmmm...I don't know if we should help you blame jamb or Na u we go blame.

Re: Jambites Did You Noticed This??? by germaphobe(m): 10:32am On Mar 07, 2016

my english was so so cool to me that i thought i'd be getting upto 80 but when the result showed i was shocked to see that my english was 45 and the physics that i skiped most of the questions and even the ones that i anwsered didnt know if its true came out to be the same 45. But in biology i got what i expected 80.

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Re: Jambites Did You Noticed This??? by Nobody: 10:38am On Mar 07, 2016

melison29:
. How many marks dey Maths... No be only 90 na 150 u for get na

how is it 90 marks?, each has 100 marks

Re: Jambites Did You Noticed This??? by Jhayeahsam01(m): 10:39am On Mar 07, 2016

I scored 18 in Yoruba while 89 in fresh meanwhile am a Yoruba boi
jamb ooo y

Re: Jambites Did You Noticed This??? by Nobody: 10:39am On Mar 07, 2016

Wisdomkosi:
I noticed it too, government wey be say I know scatter, I got 39. Dem fall my hand

Re: Jambites Did You Noticed This??? by ATMC(f): 10:39am On Mar 07, 2016

Masterkolinks:
JAMB is so annoying..
I killed Maths completely, as in I finished it, I was expecting not less than 85, they gave me 30.
I don't know English at all, I just guessed all through, I was expecting marks like 12,13 and they gave me 32..
The most painful part, my best subject Chemistry, I was expecting not less than 95 bkos I knew everything and I also crosschecked as soon as I finished my jamb, but they gave me 18
Then Physics, I was just expecting God to lead d way, and to my surprise, they gave me 14 making a total of 94..
And pls can I still use this result to gain admission into OAU? Or should I wait till next year bkos I'm tired of staying at home. Arrghh!! Since 2004 that I've been writing jamb..
JAMB is so annoying!!!!

2004? I think it's a sign that school's not for you. But if you persist...you may make it.

Re: Jambites Did You Noticed This??? by hemmagiz(m): 10:40am On Mar 07, 2016

No be only you ooo, i guess for maths....i got 63.....for chemistry wey i expext 70 above, dem give me 50

Re: Jambites Did You Noticed This??? by Etinosajay(m): 10:40am On Mar 07, 2016

Kingzy4pep:
My younger sis complained about this too.. According to her, she spent more time on biology and did it well but unfortunately, it turned out being the lowest. While chem and physics which she complained about was the highest.

When she writes next time. Ask her to complain about all the subjects. That way, she will get high grades.

My people, I no talk am well?

Re: Jambites Did You Noticed This??? by Etinosajay(m): 10:42am On Mar 07, 2016

Rapsainot:
Jamb is a fvck baby..... I'm an undergraduate of MTH & STAT...
there's no how I could've scored so low in English (doing my 5th GNS course this semester) physics ( Haba nah , with all the knowledge shey eigen value, trig, mechanics, vector ni mofe so ni

Maybe you answered them in Yoruba instead of English. That's what I think.

Re: Jambites Did You Noticed This??? by Edigrows: 10:49am On Mar 07, 2016*

instead of being serious, rather ppl will spend so much effort & time to write jokes in their replies undecided

Re: Jambites Did You Noticed This??? by joey150(m): 10:55am On Mar 07, 2016

At least una write jamb...i wish i did..

Cus dis govt no wan continue our scholarship..jona i miss u oh..Abeg come back

Re: Jambites Did You Noticed This??? by Tori46(f): 10:56am On Mar 07, 2016

It happened to me when I wrote jamb

Re: Jambites Did You Noticed This??? by oyinberry(f): 11:05am On Mar 07, 2016

Masterkolinks:
JAMB is so annoying..
I killed Maths completely, as in I finished it, I was expecting not less than 85, they gave me 30.
I don't know English at all, I just guessed all through, I was expecting marks like 12,13 and they gave me 32..
The most painful part, my best subject Chemistry, I was expecting not less than 95 bkos I knew everything and I also crosschecked as soon as I finished my jamb, but they gave me 18
Then Physics, I was just expecting God to lead d way, and to my surprise, they gave me 14 making a total of 94..
And pls can I still use this result to gain admission into OAU? Or should I wait till next year bkos I'm tired of staying at home. Arrghh!! Since 2004 that I've been writing jamb..
JAMB is so annoying!!!!

This must be a joke

Re: Jambites Did You Noticed This??? by ihatesycophant(m): 11:09am On Mar 07, 2016

My own I scored 98 in Igbo language that I didn't take time to do because of limited time, I think I manage to do 48 out of 50 questions with tenini tejiteji whereas Yoruba that I used almost half of my allotted time I got 48. Hausa own na eh surprise me, I do only 10 questions out of 50 and I get 95. JAMB wan jam and jab me. I no go tell you wetin I get for English. Please next time JAMB should make French compulsory and not English. I prefer french to English language.

Re: Jambites Did You Noticed This??? by refiner(f): 11:13am On Mar 07, 2016

babasolo:
My dear ahhbeg ask dat nigga ooooo...I hope he's joking

Re: Jambites Did You Noticed This??? by Chimdiebere(m): 11:15am On Mar 07, 2016

Masterkolinks:
JAMB is so annoying..
I killed Maths completely, as in I finished it, I was expecting not less than 85, they gave me 30.
I don't know English at all, I just guessed all through, I was expecting marks like 12,13 and they gave me 32..
The most painful part, my best subject Chemistry, I was expecting not less than 95 bkos I knew everything and I also crosschecked as soon as I finished my jamb, but they gave me 18
Then Physics, I was just expecting God to lead d way, and to my surprise, they gave me 14 making a total of 94..
And pls can I still use this result to gain admission into OAU? Or should I wait till next year bkos I'm tired of staying at home. Arrghh!! Since 2004 that I've been writing jamb..
JAMB is so annoying!!!!

honestly I dey feel your pain! 2004?? that time I was just 7yrs old, and this is my 3rd jamb I've written this yr, still no admission! chei angry

Re: Jambites Did You Noticed This??? by refiner(f): 11:16am On Mar 07, 2016

Masterkolinks:
No, I'm jogging.. Fool. Something paining me and ur sense still thinks I'm joking.. Abeg gerrarahere!!

my dear am sorry....thought u were jocking.....am sorry u hear!....

Re: Jambites Did You Noticed This??? by Chimdiebere(m): 11:27am On Mar 07, 2016

charlesucheh:
BOIZ be forming mathematicians on this thread! Instead of them to admit they failed, they're here blaming jamb... Is this place Jamb headquarters?? You all are just throwing Unnecessary tantrums like small children, don't go and think of how to construct yourselves better than the "YOU" that just failed, stay here and complain....RUBBISH....una need slap.

will you get out??!! how can you just come here and be saying rubbish?? do you know how many people jamb has frustrated and you're here talking nonsense because you made yours earlier on and you think everyone is the same?? sorry for you

Re: Jambites Did You Noticed This??? by lordthree(m): 11:58am On Mar 07, 2016

Masterkolinks:
JAMB is so annoying..
I killed Maths completely, as in I finished it, I was expecting not less than 85, they gave me 30.
I don't know English at all, I just guessed all through, I was expecting marks like 12,13 and they gave me 32..
The most painful part, my best subject Chemistry, I was expecting not less than 95 bkos I knew everything and I also crosschecked as soon as I finished my jamb, but they gave me 18
Then Physics, I was just expecting God to lead d way, and to my surprise, they gave me 14 making a total of 94..
And pls can I still use this result to gain admission into OAU? Or should I wait till next year bkos I'm tired of staying at home. Arrghh!! Since 2004 that I've been writing jamb..
JAMB is so annoying!!!!

Lmao sorry but this is funny lmaooooo you should be getting free jamb form at this stage.. Anyway it's not funny sha, I wrote jamb 3times first was in 2006 got 199, second was 242 finally entered school with 224, but that 94 can't even get you into a polytechnic, I think you should just make a vow to God, tell him you'll do so and so if you get admission, and make sure you keep to your part of the deal, your case is really spiritual ah ah 12 years.. Your mates are working already, just tell God you want it done and if you fail again next year, I think university is not for you.

Re: Jambites Did You Noticed This??? by Haspy(m): 12:28pm On Mar 07, 2016

Masterkolinks:
JAMB is so annoying..
I killed Maths completely, as in I finished it, I was expecting not less than 85, they gave me 30.
I don't know English at all, I just guessed all through, I was expecting marks like 12,13 and they gave me 32..
The most painful part, my best subject Chemistry, I was expecting not less than 95 bkos I knew everything and I also crosschecked as soon as I finished my jamb, but they gave me 18
Then Physics, I was just expecting God to lead d way, and to my surprise, they gave me 14 making a total of 94..
And pls can I still use this result to gain admission into OAU? Or should I wait till next year bkos I'm tired of staying at home. Arrghh!! Since 2004 that I've been writing jamb..
JAMB is so annoying!!!!

kidding right huh

Re: Jambites Did You Noticed This??? by chrisdking1(m): 12:30pm On Mar 07, 2016

How then did my cousin manage to score 279 huh

Re: Jambites Did You Noticed This??? by peekeny(m): 12:35pm On Mar 07, 2016

mine was english-36 nd i wz xpectin 70+
same tin wit my frend whom we dd d same day
he scored 36 as well
biology 52 , was xpetin 80+
chemistry-47 was xpetin 70+
nd physics-56 wz xpetin 60+

Re: Jambites Did You Noticed This??? by lovely17(m): 12:35pm On Mar 07, 2016

na today? In case you don't know Jamb uses negative marking Yup you heard me right and about switching your scores you failed don't blame anyone no one is after you. When I wrote jamb what I expected was what came out in short I predicted my Waec result and I nailed it. Stop complaining buckle up and read

Re: Jambites Did You Noticed This??? by alimspaul: 1:06pm On Mar 07, 2016

Am very surprise when students say 'they were given' a particular score. That is your effort and if it's not good enough it will definitely going to turn out poor. But when a student had a high score they would admit that, that was what they scored but was not 'given' to them. It's time we start owning up to responsibilities and be responsible to your mark or scores, if one has done enough preparations, I see no reason why one will not pass with excellent results. You guys were not given what you scored, that was your effort and prepare to retake the exams, if your choice of course will not grant you admission with what you scored.

Re: Jambites Did You Noticed This??? by whiz10(m): 1:09pm On Mar 07, 2016

Hello! A ѕιѕтer oғ мιne goт 262 ιn jaмв, applιed for мed/ѕυrge ιn υnιlag...ιѕ тнere нope ғor нer adмιѕѕιon wιѕe? Sнe Iѕ noт an ιndιgene. And wнaт ιѕ тнe cυтoғғ Marĸ ғor мedιcιne and ѕυrgery ιn υnιlag?

Re: Jambites Did You Noticed This??? by Thread: 2:39pm On Mar 07, 2016

Wallade:
It is simply amazing that we chose to posit that "they (examiner) gave me ........score" whenever we fail instead of indicating: "I scored ........".

I can relate to that school of thought because I was once like that too. However, I learnt to take responsibility for my actions and inactions too over time. You guys can adopt the lesson too.

Shut up...

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