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jamb is...

odobe007:
even me I was expecting 70 in caculus but jamb gav me 13 and was expecting 12 in stat but jamb gave me 99..... can u imagine

what about applied general STAT.

LastMumu:
I was given 0 in English and Mathematics but scored 63 and 59 in Agric and Igbo respectively.

Now i know the meaning of your moniker

My younger sis complained about this too.. According to her, she spent more time on biology and did it well but unfortunately, it turned out being the lowest. While chem and physics which she complained about was the highest.

Bt i thought jamb av solve u guys prop.by adding 40marks to ur mark.wish wan kan b una complain again

It is simply amazing that we chose to posit that "they (examiner) gave me ........score" whenever we fail instead of indicating: "I scored ........".

I can relate to that school of thought because I was once like that too. However, I learnt to take responsibility for my actions and inactions too over time. You guys can adopt the lesson too.

Lol..... Must u patronise jamb every year all becus u wnt to further ur education... there are schls in Ghana or Benin republic that u can get ur admission without stress..... If u nEed info let me know....

ADEWUMIMichael:
Please I noticed something in this ongoing jamb and I want to know whether am the only one noticing this....


Did you Notice that You Scored LOW in a particular subject you are expecting to score HIGH and VICE-VERSA??

Imagine I did My maths First expecting not less than 80-90 To my surprise they gave me 40....and English wey I end up guessing the answers due to insufficient time they gave me 60.....I was like is that not a mistake

Same Thing also happen to 3-4 of my friends


Ahbeg those that have seen their result . Did you notice something like that?
SHARE YouR OWN EXPERIENCE
Team...#Jamb_Remark_Our_Exam

same here

LastMumu:
I was given 0 in English and Mathematics but scored 63 and 59 in Agric and Igbo respectively.

u dey lie abe i no read am well

U mean u score 0 (zero) for maths and English?, abeg reply me

BreezyCB:
I'm expecting 70+ in English they gv me 45

i was expecting 80 in English bt the useless ppl gave me 42 imagine

Jamb is a fvck baby..... I'm an undergraduate of MTH & STAT...
there's no how I could've scored so low in English (doing my 5th GNS course this semester) physics ( Haba nah , with all the knowledge shey eigen value, trig, mechanics, vector ni mofe so ni

Masterkolinks:
JAMB is so annoying..
I killed Maths completely, as in I finished it, I was expecting not less than 85, they gave me 30.
I don't know English at all, I just guessed all through, I was expecting marks like 12,13 and they gave me 32..
The most painful part, my best subject Chemistry, I was expecting not less than 95 bkos I knew everything and I also crosschecked as soon as I finished my jamb, but they gave me 18
Then Physics, I was just expecting God to lead d way, and to my surprise, they gave me 14 making a total of 94..
And pls can I still use this result to gain admission into OAU? Or should I wait till next year bkos I'm tired of staying at home. Arrghh!! Since 2004 that I've been writing jamb..
JAMB is so annoying!!!!

dis ur result no get part 2, I guess ur aggregate is 94?.

BreezyCB:
I'm expecting 70+ in English they gv me 45

You could never have scored 70+ in English with the way you construct it.

It should be: "I was expecting 70+..."

nairalanders jambites how u nah dey?

ADEWUMIMichael:
Please I noticed something in this ongoing jamb and I want to know whether am the only one noticing this....


Did you Notice that You Scored LOW in a particular subject you are expecting to score HIGH and VICE-VERSA??

Imagine I did My maths First expecting not less than 80-90 To my surprise they gave me 40....and English wey I end up guessing the answers due to insufficient time they gave me 60.....I was like is that not a mistake

Same Thing also happen to 3-4 of my friends


Ahbeg those that have seen their result . Did you notice something like that?
SHARE YouR OWN EXPERIENCE
Team...#Jamb_Remark_Our_Exam

Baba calm down...no mistake..d correct options are programmed on the computer..what u score is what u get

same here!...i think jamb should tell us the markin scheme they are using i got 70 in crk and the english i did so well scored 65...well all said and done am never writin jamb again by God grace #unionpoint

Jamb Books of Lamentation!!!


Una welldone oo


Sombody even said.... I killed it.. I killed maths. lol

You guys are really funny...

JAMB has always been like that since time immemorial... No be today.

I said same thing 15 years ago.... Truth is what you see is what you get! (WYSIWYG)!

Take heart.

Prof Dibu! there are some pple here that you haven't dansuked.

refiner:

u are jocking rite?

My dear ahhbeg ask dat nigga ooooo...I hope he's joking

it happened to almost everyone .....!

JAMB system is messed up.

#RemarkJamb2016#

Masterkolinks:


No, I'm jogging.. Fool. Something paining me and ur sense still thinks I'm joking.. Abeg gerrarahere!!

bro u harsh oh.

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Masterkolinks:
JAMB is so annoying..
I killed Maths completely, as in I finished it, I was expecting not less than 85, they gave me 30.
I don't know English at all, I just guessed all through, I was expecting marks like 12,13 and they gave me 32..
The most painful part, my best subject Chemistry, I was expecting not less than 95 bkos I knew everything and I also crosschecked as soon as I finished my jamb, but they gave me 18
Then Physics, I was just expecting God to lead d way, and to my surprise, they gave me 14 making a total of 94..
And pls can I still use this result to gain admission into OAU? Or should I wait till next year bkos I'm tired of staying at home. Arrghh!! Since 2004 that I've been writing jamb..
JAMB is so annoying!!!!

Am proud of you,keep trying u will get there someday,since. 2004 till now JAMB. Shd jus do the needful grant u scholarship,so that the youths can have their chance as well. Dooh keep going on. 12years (12years a slave maybe you should watch that movie for inspiration)wow more ink to ur pen,wishing u success next march

Instead of u to start focusing on your Post utme..you are here looking for experience #Smh

So we actually have more jambites on nairaland than graduates.

NO WONDER

BOIZ be forming mathematicians on this thread! Instead of them to admit they failed, they're here blaming jamb... Is this place Jamb headquarters?? You all are just throwing Unnecessary tantrums like small children, don't go and think of how to construct yourselves better than the "YOU" that just failed, stay here and complain....RUBBISH....una need slap.

refiner:


u are jocking rite?

LMAO

LastMumu:
I was given 0 in English and Mathematics but scored 63 and 59 in Agric and Igbo respectively.

Lmao..You go old for house

Una don get excuse dis year abi. Ok. Kontinew