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Re: Jambites Did You Noticed This??? by OlufemiOAP(m): 2:54pm On Mar 07, 2016
Imagine sm1 who got 230 last year now got 156 this year
But once u are sure of yourself .You will just know deres error in the marking
They now compensated us with 40 marks.
Still I can't sit for UI exam am still on I96
Pls sm1 shud help me with a breakdown of Olabisi Onabanjo's fees for freshers
Re: Jambites Did You Noticed This??? by Nobody: 3:14pm On Mar 07, 2016
Scored 83,87,85 and 87 in english,maths,physics and chemistry respectively.after sitting for the exam four times earlier,i gain admission to study mech engr in fedpoly ado.i decided to sit for another jamb this year,and thank God i made it.now am in ND 2,should i leave the poly admission for the b.sc cert(FUTA Mechanical engineering),or stick with the ND cert.am confused
Re: Jambites Did You Noticed This??? by Edigrows: 4:18pm On Mar 07, 2016
olassy239:
Scored 83,87,85 and 87 in english,maths,physics and chemistry respectively.after sitting for the exam four times earlier,i gain admission to study mech engr in fedpoly ado.i decided to sit for another jamb this year,and thank God i made it.now am in ND 2,should i leave the poly admission for the b.sc cert(FUTA Mechanical engineering),or stick with the ND cert.am confused
If I were U i'd go for Bsc. I mean I already have an ND cert right? (That's killing 2 birds with a stone) By the way, dis is Nigeria, ask the top guns they will tell U, BSc will qualify U for a higher paying job in d country in many cases. So U have to use initiative to choose wink
Re: Jambites Did You Noticed This??? by Elxandre(m): 4:55pm On Mar 07, 2016
Rapsainot:
Jamb is a fvck baby..... I'm an undergraduate of MTH & STAT...
there's no how I could've scored so low in English (doing my 5th GNS course this semester) physics ( Haba nah , with all the knowledge shey eigen value, trig, mechanics, vector ni mofe so ni
You wan drop statistics for engineering abi?
Re: Jambites Did You Noticed This??? by Wallade(m): 4:55pm On Mar 07, 2016
Thread:
Shut up...
Sorry, I got you there right. Olodo! shocked
Re: Jambites Did You Noticed This??? by Nobody: 5:11pm On Mar 07, 2016
i had 89 in biology which i thought would be my weak link and 52 in chem which i thought was my strenght!
Re: Jambites Did You Noticed This??? by adeshinaajayi(m): 5:15pm On Mar 07, 2016
it happen to me too
Re: Jambites Did You Noticed This??? by Nobody: 5:16pm On Mar 07, 2016
Edigrows:
If I were U i'd go for Bsc. I mean I already have an ND cert right? (That's killing 2 birds with a stone) By the way, dis is Nigeria, ask the top guns they will tell U, BSc will qualify U for a higher paying job in d country in many cases. So U have to use initiative to choose wink
thanks,mean i shold get preparing for the putme.by october i would be through with the ND
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Re: Jambites Did You Noticed This??? by Nobody: 9:51pm On Mar 07, 2016
herbie27:
dis ur result no get part 2, I guess ur aggregate is 94?.
Part 2? pls don't whine me
Re: Jambites Did You Noticed This??? by Nobody: 9:52pm On Mar 07, 2016
gbens2000:
bro u harsh oh.
Its not that, I was just angry
Re: Jambites Did You Noticed This??? by Nobody: 9:54pm On Mar 07, 2016
sheyinoni:
Am proud of you,keep trying u will get there someday,since. 2004 till now JAMB. Shd jus do the needful grant u scholarship,so that the youths can have their chance as well. Dooh keep going on. 12years (12years a slave maybe you should watch that movie for inspiration)wow more ink to ur pen,wishing u success next march
I'll continue to try till I pass it. Even though I'm now a teacher.
Re: Jambites Did You Noticed This??? by Nobody: 9:59pm On Mar 07, 2016
Etinosajay:
You've been writing jamb since 2004 and you still didn't pass?

Hmmm...I don't know if we should help you blame jamb or Na u we go blame.
Help me blame urself
Re: Jambites Did You Noticed This??? by Nobody: 10:01pm On Mar 07, 2016
ATMC:
2004? I think it's a sign that school's not for you. But if you persist...you may make it.
I'm a teacher now
Re: Jambites Did You Noticed This??? by Etinosajay(m): 10:05pm On Mar 07, 2016
Masterkolinks:
Help me blame urself
Like somebody said before.

Maybe school is not for you.

Stop giving jamb your money. Gather them, go learn a trade.

Because by now, I am sure jamb has already sent you an application form for next year. They know you will always come back. Disappoint them this time around.
Re: Jambites Did You Noticed This??? by Nobody: 10:05pm On Mar 07, 2016
Chimdiebere:
honestly I dey feel your pain! 2004?? that time I was just 7yrs old, and this is my 3rd jamb I've written this yr, still no admission! chei angry
Chimdiebere:
honestly I dey feel your pain! 2004?? that time I was just 7yrs old, and this is my 3rd jamb I've written this yr, still no admission! chei angry
lordthree:
Lmao sorry but this is funny lmaooooo you should be getting free jamb form at this stage.. Anyway it's not funny sha, I wrote jamb 3times first was in 2006 got 199, second was 242 finally entered school with 224, but that 94 can't even get you into a polytechnic, I think you should just make a vow to God, tell him you'll do so and so if you get admission, and make sure you keep to your part of the deal, your case is really spiritual ah ah 12 years.. Your mates are working already, just tell God you want it done and if you fail again next year, I think university is not for you.
Chimdiebere:
honestly I dey feel your pain! 2004?? that time I was just 7yrs old, and this is my 3rd jamb I've written this yr, still no admission! chei angry
Na so I see am. But nonetheless I'm a teacher now
Re: Jambites Did You Noticed This??? by Nobody: 10:08pm On Mar 07, 2016
oyinberry:
This must be a joke
oyinberry:
This must be a joke
Haspy:
kidding righthuh
oyinberry:
This must be a joke
Then u two should laugh off to hell
Re: Jambites Did You Noticed This??? by Etinosajay(m): 10:08pm On Mar 07, 2016
Masterkolinks:
I'm a teacher now
Teacher ke

What are you now teaching?

"How to pass jamb in 14 attempts"?
Re: Jambites Did You Noticed This??? by Nobody: 10:10pm On Mar 07, 2016
Etinosajay:
Like somebody said before.

Maybe school is not for you.

Stop giving jamb your money. Gather them, go learn a trade.

Because by now, I am sure jamb has already sent you an application form for next year. They know you will always come back. Disappoint them this time around.
I'm now a teacher and I earn money bro. But I really wanna pass it. I can't accept defeat. To me this is a battle and d money I pay every year does not count..
Re: Jambites Did You Noticed This??? by SirAfoy1(m): 10:13pm On Mar 07, 2016
Masterkolinks:
JAMB is so annoying..
I killed Maths completely, as in I finished it, I was expecting not less than 85, they gave me 30.
I don't know English at all, I just guessed all through, I was expecting marks like 12,13 and they gave me 32..
The most painful part, my best subject Chemistry, I was expecting not less than 95 bkos I knew everything and I also crosschecked as soon as I finished my jamb, but they gave me 18
Then Physics, I was just expecting God to lead d way, and to my surprise, they gave me 14 making a total of 94..
And pls can I still use this result to gain admission into OAU? Or should I wait till next year bkos I'm tired of staying at home. Arrghh!! Since 2004 that I've been writing jamb..
JAMB is so annoying!!!!
please go and learn vocalizing
Re: Jambites Did You Noticed This??? by Nobody: 10:14pm On Mar 07, 2016
Etinosajay:
Teacher ke

What are you now teaching?

"How to pass jamb in 14 attempts"?
I av a big tutorial taking external exams and students come to my place for jamb tutorials and get high marks..
To me, I don't care abt d num of times, I know it but when I sit for it, I won't pass it. But I'll continue to sit for it till I pass it no matter d amount of jamb form
Re: Jambites Did You Noticed This??? by Nobody: 10:15pm On Mar 07, 2016
SirAfoy1:
please go and learn vocalizing
Pls sir. Teach me
Re: Jambites Did You Noticed This??? by Etinosajay(m): 10:21pm On Mar 07, 2016
Masterkolinks:
I av a big tutorial taking external exams and students come to my place for jamb tutorials and get high marks..
To me, I don't care abt d num of times, I know it but when I sit for it, I won't pass it. But I'll continue to sit for it till I pass it no matter d amount of jamb form
Okay o.

At this juncture. I have to wish you goodluck, not the jonathan own o.

Real goodluck


Cheers bro
Re: Jambites Did You Noticed This??? by SirAfoy1(m): 10:24pm On Mar 07, 2016
Masterkolinks:
Pls sir. Teach me
many vulcanizers are outside there, they will teach you, i don't know anything about it
Re: Jambites Did You Noticed This??? by Nobody: 10:26pm On Mar 07, 2016
Etinosajay:
Okay o.
At this juncture. I have to wish you goodluck, not the jonathan own o.
Real goodluck

Cheers bro
wink
Re: Jambites Did You Noticed This??? by Nobody: 10:27pm On Mar 07, 2016
SirAfoy1:
many vulcanizers are outside there, they will teach you, i don't know anything about it
Foolish boy grin grin ; D
Re: Jambites Did You Noticed This??? by SirAfoy1(m): 10:36pm On Mar 07, 2016
Masterkolinks:
Foolish boy grin grin ; D
you are not serious, who is a foolish boy
Re: Jambites Did You Noticed This??? by Nobody: 10:48pm On Mar 07, 2016
SirAfoy1:
you are not serious, who is a foolish boy
SirAfoy1
Re: Jambites Did You Noticed This??? by jackzin(m): 11:27pm On Mar 07, 2016
see ehn guys, my own i really did my chemis3 and biology well and i even counted the ones i was very sure of and they were more than 35, wen d result came out i had 36 in chemis3, fizix that i was xpectin like 30 or less i did well, how did they even mark it? i hav a feelin its that software that jamb said it wil use to minimize guessing...#annoyed
Re: Jambites Did You Noticed This??? by Henz24(m): 11:39pm On Mar 07, 2016
I used to think all this before, but d truth is dat jamb can be funny, questions at times can be decieving....
Re: Jambites Did You Noticed This??? by Nobody: 2:10am On Mar 08, 2016
Physics,49. Nawa
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