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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Nobody: 11:25pm On Mar 10, 2016
DexxyAlebs:
Nice points

My dear EKSU (I hope those guys have learnt too much strike is not good for the health)

Senator mcMooney from my end he's OK.
dem dey try speed up now...

dey are tru with first semester exam sef
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Greycious(m): 11:26pm On Mar 10, 2016
justified10:
are u not enjoying d screening?

I am enjoying it...I hope all d senators ask me a question. each...

relax, ur ministers are capable. wink
Only a super mod on NL can perform some of the questions asked
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Nobody: 11:26pm On Mar 10, 2016
DexxyAlebs:
Pls take this scenario, in a situation where the minister of information has confirmed that an information posted by a GLer is false and it's glaring and such persons still claims it is very true, what will be your judgement on such persons?
Judgement would be taken after my office confirms indeed that such information is false.
Secondly, a red flag would be placed on such person so as to avoid GL'ers from being fed with further false information.
Lastly, such person would be dealt with in public with lashes of my 7 thunder destiny resetting koboko!

Thank you.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by DexxyAlebs(m): 11:27pm On Mar 10, 2016
chumaster:
Definitely, there are plenty of sporty/social activities on our roadmap, these activities will all climax with inaugural/ending parties.
An example of one plan to hold if sworn in please?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by DexxyAlebs(m): 11:29pm On Mar 10, 2016
justified10:
dem dey try speed up now...

dey are tru with first semester exam sef
Learnt so too, I'm always grateful to God that I never accepted the EKSU admission offer, all na history now.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Nobody: 11:31pm On Mar 10, 2016
yorme:
Judgement would be taken after my office confirms indeed that such information is false.
Secondly, a red flag would be placed on such person so as to avoid GL'ers from being fed with further false information.
Lastly, such person would be dealt with in public with lashes of my 7 thunder destiny resetting koboko!

Thank you.
wow..

ur last point is funny tho..
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by DexxyAlebs(m): 11:32pm On Mar 10, 2016
yorme:
Judgement would be taken after my office confirms indeed that such information is false.
Secondly, a red flag would be placed on such person so as to avoid GL'ers from being fed with further false information.
Lastly, such person would be dealt with in public with lashes of my 7 thunder destiny resetting koboko!

Thank you.
Great judicial system you have planned out.


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mcmooney
battoyyeb
chuxmyk
sonymax16
shina101
dexxyalebs
iphemama
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Nobody: 11:33pm On Mar 10, 2016
DexxyAlebs:
Learnt so too, I'm always grateful to God that I never accepted the EKSU admission offer, all na history now.
lol..d way I wish I went to anoda uni ..

all history now..
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 11:36pm On Mar 10, 2016
DexxyAlebs:
An example of one plan to hold if sworn in please?
Nysc-esque platoonization of GLers----GLers will be divided and placed in diff platoons as obtainable in Nysc orientation camps, inter-platoon competitions/quiz shall be held and winners and losers will be announced at the end.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by DexxyAlebs(m): 11:40pm On Mar 10, 2016
justified10:
lol..d way I wish I went to anoda uni ..

all history now..
yes o, I need to lock my challet now, while I wait for other ministers to turn in their blueprints and other ministers who are yet to answer my question a response from such.

A lovely night rest to everyone



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mcmooney
battoyyeb
chuxmyk
sonymax16
shina101
dexxyalebs
iphemama
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by DexxyAlebs(m): 11:43pm On Mar 10, 2016
chumaster:
Nysc-esque platoonization of GLers----GLers will be divided and placed in diff platoons as obtainable in Nysc orientation camps, inter-platoon competitions/quiz shall be held and winners and losers will be announced at the end.
Me love this!

I thought u would give an example of parties obtainable in AJcity.

Smart one.


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battoyyeb
chuxmyk
sonymax16
shina101
dexxyalebs
iphemama
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Manus17(m): 12:05am On Mar 11, 2016
good morning you all... sleep tight gracelander...
*jam gate*
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Seylad2009(m): 12:48am On Mar 11, 2016
ChuxMyk:
seylad2009 what's up? Just peeping huh?
yes,sir
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by ruthobaz(f): 5:18am On Mar 11, 2016
Good morning all. Wishing us the best this day has to offer.

greycious, you too dey fear self. Can't you see the ministers are capable?

justified10, yorme, dreamcome2ru, chumaster...I can't but say WOW! Every answer was well planned out and precise. GL has got really intelligent citizens. Thumbs up!

mcmooney, chuxmyk, dexxyalebs et al...thorough screening I must say. Well work!

Cc

battoyyeb

sonymax16

shina101

iphemama
.......................
kayusely

abbie25

manus17

paulbabu
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by gentilityndu: 5:20am On Mar 11, 2016
Mr Gentle Ansu Psychology following ds thread since 18DC
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by ChuxMyk(m): 6:53am On Mar 11, 2016
Greycious:
Are u a barca fan?
Yesso
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by ChuxMyk(m): 6:56am On Mar 11, 2016
Dreamcome2ru:
Plateau State?Hmmm,in that state,i have walked through the shadow of death,i saw people being gunned down,I saw witnessed a mini-war,at that time,I did something i never in my life thought i will have the gut to do,but i have to survive,joke apart,am a strong man,despite all this,I always long to visit that state again and again,the weather is just too lovely.
i live in plateau state. It's not as bad as it used to be
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by ChuxMyk(m): 7:09am On Mar 11, 2016
yorme:
Judgement would be taken after my office confirms indeed that such information is false.
Secondly, a red flag would be placed on such person so as to avoid GL'ers from being fed with further false information.
Lastly, such person would be dealt with in public with lashes of my 7 thunder destiny resetting koboko!

Thank you.
This guy like him koboko die
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Greycious(m): 7:10am On Mar 11, 2016
ruthobaz:
Good morning all. Wishing us the best this day has to offer.

greycious, you too dey fear self. Can't you see the ministers are capable?
Morning dear...
After seeing the reactions to the questions, I was impressed and also happy we made the right choices.
btw...have u seen abbie25?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by ChuxMyk(m): 7:12am On Mar 11, 2016
Seylad2009:
yes,sir
abeg peep come join us o
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Greycious(m): 7:12am On Mar 11, 2016
ChuxMyk:
Yesso
Just show mercy when u play arsenal next week please grin
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by ChuxMyk(m): 7:14am On Mar 11, 2016
ruthobaz:
Good morning all. Wishing us the best this day has to offer.

greycious, you too dey fear self. Can't you see the ministers are capable?

justified10, yorme, dreamcome2ru, chumaster...I can't but say WOW! Every answer was well planned out and precise. GL has got really intelligent citizens. Thumbs up!

mcmooney, chuxmyk, dexxyalebs et al...thorough screening I must say. Well work!

Cc

battoyyeb

sonymax16

shina101

iphemama
.......................
kayusely

abbie25

manus17

paulbabu
Good morning nne
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by ChuxMyk(m): 7:14am On Mar 11, 2016
gentilityndu:
Mr Gentle
Ansu
Psychology
following ds thread since 18DC
Lmao 18dc
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by ChuxMyk(m): 7:15am On Mar 11, 2016
Greycious:
Morning dear...
After seeing the reactions to the questions, I was impressed and also happy we made the right choices.
btw...have u seen abbie25?
of cos, we will show Messi. The Lionel kind. Lol
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Nobody: 7:36am On Mar 11, 2016
good morning everyone...

ruthobaz thanks for d "compliment"

greycious, how u dey? ndo for wwt hapnd to united yesterday...me can't wait for 3yrs to com so LVG Can free my darling united.

yorme, relax with ur koboko o.

dreamcome2ru, strong man..I dey fear u o.

senator mcmooney, chuxmyk, dexxyalebs ..una weldone o.

kapable75,manus17 I tualey o.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by kayusely: 7:55am On Mar 11, 2016
DexxyAlebs:
Nice, but sir I need you to be more futuristic, the population of GL will sporadically increase in a couple of months from now, what are your plans for the proposed migrants, and how would provide an habitable environment for both old and new?
We will work and plan together with relevant agencies on how to expand the scope of our operations to cope with the expected infux
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Nobody: 8:05am On Mar 11, 2016
justified10:
personally I hope to serve in osun..

I've not been to every part of d state...but I've been to Ife, ede, osogbo and some oda places...I will be in Ife tomoro by God's grace..

if u wanna serve cos u depend onur service yr for automatic employment or for an average chance of being employed in d state where u serve, den dont choose osun.

but If u wanna serve peacefully without stress, den osun is not bad..standard of living is low(transport, accommodation and feeding) wen compared with neighboring states.


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Lagos has industries, dia are opportunities, u myt serve in a gud company and get paid well...state govt pays 10k..(but u knw all these doesn't guarantee u automatic employment cos dia are jobless graduates in lag too).

standard of living is high, food,transport and accommodation is very expensive.. and traffic is guaranteed...

u can weigh ur options and choose

but tell me, which state good for naija wen everybody for d country dey complain?
what shall i say sir, u haf said it all with valid and vivid points.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Nobody: 8:10am On Mar 11, 2016
spixytinxy:
ehn ehn, wat of delta weed
madam, delta weed no fit stand where oshogbo weed deY na. Oshogbo na ba-ba
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Nobody: 8:14am On Mar 11, 2016
yorme:
Hehehe...Na weed i go gather for bush ni!!!
ehe i talk am, i see that black leather for ur left hand i come dey wonder wetin u go do. If person wey no know u see u the person go think say u go harvest cassava gringrin
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by battoyyeb(m): 8:54am On Mar 11, 2016
chumaster:
My amiable Senate president,
The Deputy Senate president,
Distinguished Senators.

It is my honour to stand before you today and present my roadmap as minister of youth and sports to be.
Youths we all know are the future and custodians of progressive development, we are the youths, we are the energy and driven by energy. It is on this idea that I was self-encouraged to take up the ministry. A lively GL is a healthy GL.
On assumption of office, I will ensure that;

*Activities that will make this land a hard-to-leave place are featured here

*My ministry will introduce different sporting activities so that nobody will be left out of the fun

*My ministry will collaborate with the ministry of education to ensure that all activities here are informatial and serve the primary objective of GL

*I will introduce a program "know my state"; this will definitly benefits all PCMs cos we don't know the state we will be posted to.

*I will ensure that most of the activities done in camp are praticalised here(will collaborate with the ministry of defence for that)

*Up chelsea, Up Man utd, Up liverpool, Up Arsenal, Up Astonvilla, Up Enyimba, Up kano pillars, up Miami hits, up sebastian vettel, up john sena, up mariah careh, up serena williams, up merlin, up 24hours, up olajumoke!
Up Mr pressy
Up Senator mcmooney
Up Gracelanders.

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battoyyeb
chuxmyk
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shina101
dexxyalebs
iphemama
Hmmmm, Nyc 1 chumaster, but you said some activities that will make this place "hard-to-leave", pls give us an example of such activities.
Also you know some people here are arsenal fans and Chelsea and others how will you do it such that if a team lose and that team fans are here, how will you make them happy to be here instead making jest of them which I know people will sure do that.
And please explain what you mean by "practicalise" with respect to sport, I don't think it is possible but please prove me wrong.
Mr Senate president and my fellow senators , thats all for now.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by battoyyeb(m): 9:03am On Mar 11, 2016
kayusely:
Distinguised president of the senate the deputy senate president highly esteemed senators I humbly appear before you to present my programmes of action as the nominated minister of works and housing. Housing is important for decent existence of a human being. My topmost priority is to provide affordable functional and durable housing for Gracelanders without compromising standard and safety. I will enlist the services of quantity surveryors building technologists and urban planners as part of measures to ensure quality. For a start we will embark on construction of 2 and 3 bedroom bungaows for Gracelanders. .Meanwhile, no doubt good road network is important for the comfort and safety of our nation. I will patronise local contractors who have proved their mettle in road construction to encourage our peole and boost the nation's economy. Speed control marshals will ne engaged to check excessive speed by motorists while road signs will be mounted at busy highways. Zebra crossings will be at stategic areas like schools markets churhes mosques etc. I thank you for your kind attention. CC Greycious Mcmonney Battoyyeb Sonymax16 Chuxmyk Armanni Dexxyalebs Iphamama Shina101
Nyc 1 sir, but this is Graceland and we need something which will help all Graceland members have an affordable and convenient accommodation wherever they are posted too, but in short am not really impressed with the zebra crossing or building 3 bedroom bungalow...
Please tell us how you will help us solve accommodation problem where ever we are posted...
Thanks, waiting for your response
Mr Senate president and my fellow senators , thats all for now.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by ChuxMyk(m): 9:14am On Mar 11, 2016
Slow day. Good morning guys. Have a lovely day.

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Na me close dis page open d next one. No be small thing
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