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Gift Gone Sore by Adenle041(op): 7:00pm On Mar 12, 2016
used N4000 to buy fuel for my car and my remaining N1000 to get food in a restaurant before I face Lagos traffic. As I ordered food and sat down to eat, a man sitting beside me and in a nice shirt said, “i love the way u eat, try their snail, i will pay”. I hastily added 4 pieces of snail for N2000 and continued eating . He said again,”you eat so well, please add a bottle of wine so that you can drink after eating”. I hastily made the order and was having fun. My total bill came up to about N10,000… I thanked him for accepting to pay. As I stood to leave, my car key fell down, and i bent to pick it, i discovered dat the man was bare-footed!!! Alas, he was a mad man. He laughed at me and said,” De way dem go beat you for here ehh, na only God fit save you.!”. What would you do? ‪#‎ HAPPY‬WEEKEND TO YA LL#
Re: Gift Gone Sore by tottinova: 7:41pm On Mar 12, 2016
Adenle041:
used N4000 to buy fuel for my car and my remaining N1000 to get food
in a restaurant before I face Lagos traffic.
As I ordered food and sat down to eat, a man sitting beside me and in a
nice shirt said, “i love the way u eat, try their snail, i will pay”.
I hastily added 4 pieces of snail for N2000 and continued eating .
He said again,”you eat so well, please add a bottle of wine so that you
can drink after eating”.
I hastily made the order and was having fun.
My total bill came up to about N10,000…
I thanked him for accepting to pay.
As I stood to leave, my car key fell down, and i bent to pick it, i
discovered dat the man was bare-footed!!! Alas, he was a mad man.
He laughed at me and said,” De way dem go beat you for here ehh, na
only God fit save you.!”.
What would you do? ‪#‎ HAPPY‬WEEKEND TO YA LL#
I go do person
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