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STFUareyouGod:
you summoned me. Kilo sele?


*sits beside her* hope you get popcorn and kunu? Cuz this is gonna be a long night

Edited
I didn't even notice my name on the list. Hahahahahaha. Can't stop laughing. Jadekitana thanks for the writeup. But why do with a mask on? Smh

KINGinVAHALA2:
Hehehehehe, so that b!tch is the op of this tread?

Asslicker:
Just as my moniker implies, i am not here to Asskick, neither am I Here to disregard any Moniker.

This is the Secret life of some Monikers Here (male&female)
After mmuch spywork and investigations. I've come up with some hot juicy stories.

Sit back and relax.
U could also drop the names of nairalanders u want badly.

---

First on my list is:
Naijaboiy:
This Uniben dawg is well known for his misogynistic Acts on Nairaland. Ladies beware! This is just part of his little tricks to lure you into his lair. Like he did with laveda.
First he started off Bashing her at every threads. Calling her fugly and all sorts.
Right now...they're E-besties on NL.

He's a ladies magnet. All thanks to his pretty face and blue fonts! He's made it a point of duty to bash ladies that stand out the most. The likes of Estharfabian, oyind17, lanicky..e.t.c

Little wonder why the gullible, once famous marieolae dated him for over 6months. Imagine dating someone you haven't met!? There must be tons of unclad pictures flooding his phones!

Second on my list is:
Stuareyougod
This one is A smart wannabe. The only thing he is good for is his ability to wear earrings And rock Weekend's Dada hairstyle.
He's no doubt one of the dumbest nairalnders, always trying to claim he's smart. When Infact, he is as intellectually deficient as the likes of mrcork and lordsamurai. Even when he claims to be Overseas(obodo oyibo). London, was it?
He also has an affinity for bashing Opinionated ladies with sound intellects. The likes of jadekatina, estharfabian and the rest. But you'll see him stick to the Not so intellectually superior ones. Eg, pussysandie, irunoboo, misspicy.
He also has a thing for Jadekatina. He started off bashing her, calling her A transgender. But this asslicker Wants her badly.

Third on my list is:
Lezz/Leslie:
I have to give it to this guy! He's one real player! Even at 40!
He's earned the name "Nairaland most aged womanizer"
He'll beat Cutehector to his own game.
He's famous for derailing his threads, wooing gullible female monikers. Even the likes of delectablegal and dollyjoy. Yes, that's how cheap he'd go for pûssy.
Little wonder dollydoy almost gave into his advances. This man is over 40 years and still single. Rumor as it he has a kid.

...more coming up in a bit! Make I go drink water abeg. NL get as e be today.

LordOfTheWeed:
Then you didn't look for me well coz I've actually been everywhere

brandnew3:
Never knew someone would call you an albino.
Nadia Buhari kinda glowing skin.

Dude is paying you a compliment.

brandnew3:
Never knew someone would call you an albino.
Nadia Buhari kinda glowing skin.

Dude is paying you a compliment.

LoL!



he thinks he knows me So well.
he knows some shii about me tho. that I'm sure.

turns out I ain't half as anonymous as I thought.

STFUareyouGod:
well, if I'm not wrong

Jadekitana:
Buhahaha just seeing this! Wow I came too late, this made me really laugh.

JoeCutie:
He catch you well sha.

[color=#1980BC]Lool...baba all these ones na old news na! [/color]

KINGinVAHALA2:
I also hope you arent. Have been looking for proof to back my thought that she is a pained wh@re, and i think this tread have given me the proof, if she is the one.

PushPlay:
I hear about Marieolae sending Naijaboy nude pics one too many times and could that explain why thhe lady has been conspicuously silent on the forum?
Perhaps she's been embarrassed by the whole episode.

Nairaland relationships can be creepy sometimes especially if both parties aren't matured enough.

I know Estharfabian is in an e-relationship with someone you people don't even know about.

E-relationship??

for starters, I'd never date someone I've never seen before.
secondly, I'd never bring my REAL Love life to Nairaland!


That's pure foolishness!
So, pls discard those thoughts...I flirt with almost everyone that got the M) tag onhere. doesn't mean I'm into 'em

Estharfabian:
LoL!


he thinks he knows me So well. he knows some shii about me tho. that I'm sure.
turns out I ain't half as anonymous as I thought.

Laveda:
Show yourself nau

Don't know why you're typing in parables tonight show myself in what way?

STFUareyouGod:
NVM

Laveda:


Mehn I'm just here o.
Nairalanders are so annoying at times..

I came to your zone >>>>

[color=#1980BC]Lool i saw you there.

Are you still there? [/color]

Jadekitana:
I really think you should never make such accusations. I don't create monikers to ridicule people, if I have a problem with you i'mma tell you straight up. Why don't you confirm who the Op is before accusing me, he/she has a better explanation. Btw the thread is really funny.

brandnew3:
Dude says he's been "privileged" to meet you.
Do you know what that means.
You're a celeb gurl.

LoL! You too? I ain't. celebrities have faces. I don't!


I'm suspecting he's the kamakazi guy? remember him? The guy knew so much bout me...was even shocked!

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Lool i saw you there.

Are you still there? [/color]

PushPlay:
I hear about Marieolae sending Naijaboy nude pics one too many times and could that explain why thhe lady has been conspicuously silent on the forum?
Perhaps she's been embarrassed by the whole episode.

Nairaland relationships can be creepy sometimes especially if both parties aren't matured enough.

I know Estharfabian is in an e-relationship with someone you people don't even know about.

[color=#1980BC]All these people sef!

Una nor dey tire?

Keep hearing[/color]

Estharfabian:
E-relationship??

for starters, I'd never date someone I've never seen before.
secondly, I'd never bring my REAL Love life to Nairaland!


That's pure foolishness!
So, pls discard those thoughts...I flirt with almost everyone that got the M) tag onhere. doesn't mean I'm into 'em

LordOfTheWeed:
Don't know why you're typing in parables tonight show myself in what way?

Laveda:
Yes!

You've been away.

[color=#1980BC]Yea...my other phone is acting up. I'll be back though.

Besides, shebi na you no wan drop number before? Now na you carry yourself enter. [/color]

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Yea...my other phone is acting up. I'll be back though.

Besides, shebi na you no wan drop number before? Now na you carry yourself enter. [/color]

Laveda:
parables?

No dey make me type plenty lol.. You understand jor

I give up! Seems you need to rest dear

Estharfabian:
LoL!
You too?
I ain't. celebrities have faces. I don't!



I'm suspecting he's the kamakazi guy? remember him?
The guy knew so much bout me...was even shocked!

PushPlay:
So what about your alleged love declaration for vizkiz...Did you meet him too?

LoL!



Asslicker was being a troll.

don't tell me You believe that?

LordOfTheWeed:
I give up! Seems you need to rest dear

Asslicker:
Just as my moniker implies, i am not here to Asskick, neither am I Here to disregard any Moniker.

This is the Secret life of some Monikers Here (male&female)
After mmuch spywork and investigations. I've come up with some hot juicy stories.

Sit back and relax.
U could also drop the names of nairalanders u want badly.

---

First on my list is:
Naijaboiy:
This Uniben dawg is well known for his misogynistic Acts on Nairaland. Ladies beware! This is just part of his little tricks to lure you into his lair. Like he did with laveda.
First he started off Bashing her at every threads. Calling her fugly and all sorts.
Right now...they're E-besties on NL.

He's a ladies magnet. All thanks to his pretty face and blue fonts! He's made it a point of duty to bash ladies that stand out the most. The likes of Estharfabian, oyind17, lanicky..e.t.c

Little wonder why the gullible, once famous marieolae dated him for over 6months. Imagine dating someone you haven't met!? There must be tons of unclad pictures flooding his phones!

Second on my list is:
Stuareyougod
This one is A smart wannabe. The only thing he is good for is his ability to wear earrings And rock Weekend's Dada hairstyle.
He's no doubt one of the dumbest nairalnders, always trying to claim he's smart. When Infact, he is as intellectually deficient as the likes of mrcork and lordsamurai. Even when he claims to be Overseas(obodo oyibo). London, was it?
He also has an affinity for bashing Opinionated ladies with sound intellects. The likes of jadekatina, estharfabian and the rest. But you'll see him stick to the Not so intellectually superior ones. Eg, pussysandie, irunoboo, misspicy.
He also has a thing for Jadekatina. He started off bashing her, calling her A transgender. But this asslicker Wants her badly.

Third on my list is:
Lezz/Leslie:
I have to give it to this guy! He's one real player! Even at 40!
He's earned the name "Nairaland most aged womanizer"
He'll beat Cutehector to his own game.
He's famous for derailing his threads, wooing gullible female monikers. Even the likes of delectablegal and dollyjoy. Yes, that's how cheap he'd go for pûssy.
Little wonder dollydoy almost gave into his advances. This man is over 40 years and still single. Rumor as it he has a kid.

...more coming up in a bit! Make I go drink water abeg. NL get as e be today.

STFUareyouGod:
not hateu2 and not naughty. It's a guy behind the account

Did you not notice how he sweet talked lave.da and a certain Esther? Check his chats with both ladies

But Na him get wahala. Kokan aye


Hope yur good sha?

STFUareyouGod:
so you actually think I like you?

Estharfabian:
LoL!



Asslicker was being a troll.

don't tell me You believe that?

STFUareyouGod:
I no even get their time jare. Make I sitdown enjoy the show.


Join me take JD