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postmann:
[b]Will it ease your pain, defeat and frustration if postma.nn was lez.z or lezzl.ie?

Will it help convince your latest victim of deceit that you have fewer enemies than speculated?

Then be my guest. Let postman be lez. or lezzl.ie to you.

But I'm not here to take away your pains.
I'm here to make them more real.
I'm going to sharpen your wounds with a rusty, tetanus infected blade.

Love-sick, crackpot who owns one quarter of nairaland's handles.

If you can scam fellow citizens
That means you must have gone international in the past.
And it was the lack of profit thereof that forced you to look home-ward.
Where else could have been a perfect hunting ground for a no-lifer like you?
Nairaland, of course.
As it is, with your hundreds of handles constituting nuisance both intellectually, and socially,
You're nairaland's greatest threat.

You must be a wanted man. I shall have your pics posted to the INTAPOL website. They need to do a background check on you, nairaland most renowned fraudster, who sucks in the dating game.

Should NL become reality, Synzu would give you a knock on the head for not polishing his shoes properly,

thesonofmark would give you one more grace to pay your huge backlog of tenancy debts.

And lezz/lezzlie would be the professor you plead with to assist you gain admission despite your miserable jamb score.

The likes of nubia and Creamish would the ones you say (with a hand over your head, as is accustomed of the destitutes doing menial jobs) "aunty, anything for your boy?"
As she reaches to her bag and brandishes you a 500 Naira bill, and you let out a glim like a poor hungry dog, poorer than poor lazarus. Poverty-stricken miserable wizard.

Take advantage of the faceless forum, and keep exchanging words with your superiors.

But your heart is broken
You never saw this coming
There's no music for company
All that surrounds you is the hopelessness of failure

You must have cursed yourself a thousand times
What made you exposed your pic
That was the beginning of end for nairaland most notorious fraudster

A spineless monkey who has no decorum to accept a woman's rejection with grace.

Keep sagging your pants
Keep eyes glued to your phone
And Like a Naira bet addict
Wait and see if a foolish woman in NL will fall for your bait.

#WaistOfHumanSpace[/b]

godddaaaammmn!

dharay99:

Punches n Slaps from
all angles... u guys didn't do well.
Darkenedrebel any brutal reply from u
to ur oppressors b4 we do d final burial...?

holl up!

Allow him scurry arround for some big words and generic punchlines

Dklef:
holl up!

Allow him scurry arround for some big words and generic punchlines

I'm waiting for him,
tho I'm already gathering d
obituary posters..this is wicked!

postmann:
[b]Will it ease your pain, defeat and frustration if postma.nn was lez.z or lezzl.ie?

Will it help convince your latest victim of deceit that you have fewer enemies than speculated?

Then be my guest. Let postman be lez. or lezzl.ie to you.

But I'm not here to take away your pains.
I'm here to make them more real.
I'm going to sharpen your wounds with a rusty, tetanus infected blade.

Love-sick, crackpot who owns one quarter of nairaland's handles.

If you can scam fellow citizens
That means you must have gone international in the past.
And it was the lack of profit thereof that forced you to look home-ward.
Where else could have been a perfect hunting ground for a no-lifer like you?
Nairaland, of course.
As it is, with your hundreds of handles constituting nuisance both intellectually, and socially,
You're nairaland's greatest threat.

You must be a wanted man. I shall have your pics posted to the INTAPOL website. They need to do a background check on you, nairaland most renowned fraudster, who sucks in the dating game.

Should NL become reality, Synzu would give you a knock on the head for not polishing his shoes properly,

thesonofmark would give you one more grace to pay your huge backlog of tenancy debts.

And lezz/lezzlie would be the professor you plead with to assist you gain admission despite your miserable jamb score.

The likes of nubia and Creamish would the ones you say (with a hand over your head, as is accustomed of the destitutes doing menial jobs) "aunty, anything for your boy?"
As she reaches to her bag and brandishes you a 500 Naira bill, and you let out a glim like a poor hungry dog, poorer than poor lazarus. Poverty-stricken miserable wizard.

Take advantage of the faceless forum, and keep exchanging words with your superiors.

But your heart is broken
You never saw this coming
There's no music for company
All that surrounds you is the hopelessness of failure

You must have cursed yourself a thousand times
What made you exposed your pic
That was the beginning of end for nairaland most notorious fraudster

A spineless monkey who has no decorum to accept a woman's rejection with grace.

Keep sagging your pants
Keep eyes glued to your phone
And Like a Naira bet addict
Wait and see if a foolish woman in NL will fall for your bait.

#WaistOfHumanSpace[/b]

lezz:
Oh boy, you done get new crown!!!

I dub you the slayer!!!

Ever since Nubian and crea.mish unfollowed him he has been trolling on them.

I wonder if he thought their un-followership has anything to do with me!

The boy has since been rocking up to my threads and post in the pretext of critism.


Stupid goofball just can't handle rejection!!!

Throwaway waste of flesh and tissue!!!

e dun do na,
all dez for person pikin.? maka whyyy...

Dklef:
holl up!

Allow him scurry arround for some big words and generic punchlines

lezz:
Oh boy, you done get new crown!!!

I dub you the slayer!!!

Ever since Nubian and crea.mish unfollowed him he has been trolling on them.

I wonder if he thought their un-followership has anything to do with me!

The boy has since been rocking up to my threads and post in the pretext of critism.


Stupid goofball just can't handle rejection!!!

Throwaway waste of flesh and tissue!!!

postmann:
I'll use my spare time. Anytime I'm free on NL. If I'm not creating another intellectual, controversial discourse, I'll be hunting for anything dankendrabel. In whatever shade or form he chooses to appear, my nose can sniff a fallen vampire anywhere, any day.

I shall have his head.

lezz:
Please type the word bïtch move/ bîtch move in NL search bar and scan for results!!!!!

Only Darkenedrebel uses that to my notice!!!


And the drooling slobberer still denies the obvious!!!

Calling himself "baby faced" and "a kid with a dictionary" in his pocket as diss.


Emotionally ovalating papio-ursinus baboon he is.

postmann:
[b]
So here we are afterall. The dummy that was holding your brief yesterday said the OP would be here today, and indeed here you are, unmasked!

Why do you try so hard to tell us about your life outside nairaland. Who does that?
I'm sorry your e-prints here engraves your true worth.

You're a worthless, sub-urban Lagosian, who escaped Fashiola's bus for destitutes, for contributing nothing to the economy of Lagos.
It was a narrow escape for you. You would've been a rural dweller by now, then you could be the chief jester of the clan-head in your village.

One of your pics would have served a good purpose in the UNITED NATIONS DEVELOPMENT FOR POVERTY ALLEVIATION (Africa chapter)
You're the definition of austerity and economic recession.
You're surrounded by poverty.
You're the society's waste bucket
A left-behind, unintelligent failure who couldn't make a mark in any discipline.
And you're here on a faceless forum trying to create a make-belief that you're doing well.

If not for cowardice you'd have been an armed robber
You have all the traits save for cowardice:

You envy the classy (Cream.ish, nubia and co) hence you try to take them in your deceitful claws so as to use them as ladder-up to ease your financial impoverishment
Little wonder they say you beg women for recharge cards

You envy the real men (lezz, thesonofmark, Synzu and co). They go where boys don't dare go. Their flair is natural, unforced. It's just who they are. They are everything here you wish to be.

Tried as you did, they outshone you in every area you claimed to be good at. So you reached for a gun (slander) to bring your vanquishers down.

I know you have witchcraft
It's not possible for a healthy soul to manifest your evils and shortcomings.
It takes a stubborn wizard to keep on denying when caught redheaded.


You're a cursed soul with no dignity or self worth.
A Love-sick, psychopathic gibbon
You've lost all forms of self respect
You are a disadvantage from conception
You're below the hight of the average Nigerian male
You're intellectually slow
You're a failed 419er
And you don't have the looks to turn a lady around

With all these mega-deficiencies, it was completely idiotic of you to play the half-Ukrainian card!!
You should have lied that you were from North-Korea.
That's where most people who share your phisical deficiencies are found.
You're just a poor, dumb thief!

Postma.nn isn't lezzlie
Postma.nn is postma.nn[/b]

postmann:
[b]Will it ease your pain, defeat and frustration if postma.nn was lez.z or lezzl.ie?

Will it help convince your latest victim of deceit that you have fewer enemies than speculated?

Then be my guest. Let postman be lez. or lezzl.ie to you.

But I'm not here to take away your pains.
I'm here to make them more real.
I'm going to sharpen your wounds with a rusty, tetanus infected blade.

Love-sick, crackpot who owns one quarter of nairaland's handles.

If you can scam fellow citizens
That means you must have gone international in the past.
And it was the lack of profit thereof that forced you to look home-ward.
Where else could have been a perfect hunting ground for a no-lifer like you?
Nairaland, of course.
As it is, with your hundreds of handles constituting nuisance both intellectually, and socially,
You're nairaland's greatest threat.

You must be a wanted man. I shall have your pics posted to the INTAPOL website. They need to do a background check on you, nairaland most renowned fraudster, who sucks in the dating game.

Should NL become reality, Synzu would give you a knock on the head for not polishing his shoes properly,

thesonofmark would give you one more grace to pay your huge backlog of tenancy debts.

And lezz/lezzlie would be the professor you plead with to assist you gain admission despite your miserable jamb score.

The likes of nubia and Creamish would the ones you say (with a hand over your head, as is accustomed of the destitutes doing menial jobs) "aunty, anything for your boy?"
As she reaches to her bag and brandishes you a 500 Naira bill, and you let out a glim like a poor hungry dog, poorer than poor lazarus. Poverty-stricken miserable wizard.

Take advantage of the faceless forum, and keep exchanging words with your superiors.

But your heart is broken
You never saw this coming
There's no music for company
All that surrounds you is the hopelessness of failure

You must have cursed yourself a thousand times
What made you exposed your pic
That was the beginning of end for nairaland most notorious fraudster

A spineless monkey who has no decorum to accept a woman's rejection with grace.

Keep sagging your pants
Keep eyes glued to your phone
And Like a Naira bet addict
Wait and see if a foolish woman in NL will fall for your bait.

#WaistOfHumanSpace[/b]

darkenedrebel:
postman isn't lëzz but yet pöstman shows up with a couple of fugazï accounts few minutes after Lëzz made a comment in order to like it & to give him emotional support...bipölar mofo

You are a 35 year old nairaland-addict with the discipline of a 5 year old...live with it

*continues listening to Kendrick Lamar* ....

Keep ranting, old man..and maybe I might just give you a reply.
after all, not of us is as jobless & as nairaland-addicted as you .

postmann:
[b]Will it ease your pain, defeat and frustration if postma.nn was lez.z or lezzl.ie?

Will it help convince your latest victim of deceit that you have fewer enemies than speculated?

Then be my guest. Let postman be lez. or lezzl.ie to you.

But I'm not here to take away your pains.
I'm here to make them more real.
I'm going to sharpen your wounds with a rusty, tetanus infected blade.

Love-sick, crackpot who owns one quarter of nairaland's handles.

If you can scam fellow citizens
That means you must have gone international in the past.
And it was the lack of profit thereof that forced you to look home-ward.
Where else could have been a perfect hunting ground for a no-lifer like you?
Nairaland, of course.
As it is, with your hundreds of handles constituting nuisance both intellectually, and socially,
You're nairaland's greatest threat.

You must be a wanted man. I shall have your pics posted to the INTAPOL website. They need to do a background check on you, nairaland most renowned fraudster, who sucks in the dating game.

Should NL become reality, Synzu would give you a knock on the head for not polishing his shoes properly,

thesonofmark would give you one more grace to pay your huge backlog of tenancy debts.

And lezz/lezzlie would be the professor you plead with to assist you gain admission despite your miserable jamb score.

The likes of nubia and Creamish would the ones you say (with a hand over your head, as is accustomed of the destitutes doing menial jobs) "aunty, anything for your boy?"
As she reaches to her bag and brandishes you a 500 Naira bill, and you let out a glim like a poor hungry dog, poorer than poor lazarus. Poverty-stricken miserable wizard.

Take advantage of the faceless forum, and keep exchanging words with your superiors.

But your heart is broken
You never saw this coming
There's no music for company
All that surrounds you is the hopelessness of failure

You must have cursed yourself a thousand times
What made you exposed your pic
That was the beginning of end for nairaland most notorious fraudster

A spineless monkey who has no decorum to accept a woman's rejection with grace.

Keep sagging your pants
Keep eyes glued to your phone
And Like a Naira bet addict
Wait and see if a foolish woman in NL will fall for your bait.

#WaistOfHumanSpace[/b]

lezz:
Oh boy, you done get new crown!!!

I dub you the slayer!!!

Ever since Nubian and crea.mish unfollowed him he has been trolling on them.

I wonder if he thought their un-followership has anything to do with me!

The boy has since been rocking up to my threads and post in the pretext of critism.


Stupid goofball just can't handle rejection!!!

Throwaway waste of flesh and tissue!!!

darkenedrebel:
I thought I saw Danbrown saying something about PH....totally cool, Lekki/Obalende is my third home in Lag...I have fam residing around white sands school...who knows, we might eventually get to meet when I return home for holidays...

postmann:
[b]Will it ease your pain, defeat and frustration if postma.nn was lez.z or lezzl.ie?

Will it help convince your latest victim of deceit that you have fewer enemies than speculated?

Then be my guest. Let postman be lez. or lezzl.ie to you.

But I'm not here to take away your pains.
I'm here to make them more real.
I'm going to sharpen your wounds with a rusty, tetanus infected blade.

Love-sick, crackpot who owns one quarter of nairaland's handles.

If you can scam fellow citizens
That means you must have gone international in the past.
And it was the lack of profit thereof that forced you to look home-ward.
Where else could have been a perfect hunting ground for a no-lifer like you?
Nairaland, of course.
As it is, with your hundreds of handles constituting nuisance both intellectually, and socially,
You're nairaland's greatest threat.

You must be a wanted man. I shall have your pics posted to the INTAPOL website. They need to do a background check on you, nairaland most renowned fraudster, who sucks in the dating game.

Should NL become reality, Synzu would give you a knock on the head for not polishing his shoes properly,

thesonofmark would give you one more grace to pay your huge backlog of tenancy debts.

And lezz/lezzlie would be the professor you plead with to assist you gain admission despite your miserable jamb score.

The likes of nubia and Creamish would the ones you say (with a hand over your head, as is accustomed of the destitutes doing menial jobs) "aunty, anything for your boy?"
As she reaches to her bag and brandishes you a 500 Naira bill, and you let out a glim like a poor hungry dog, poorer than poor lazarus. Poverty-stricken miserable wizard.

Take advantage of the faceless forum, and keep exchanging words with your superiors.

But your heart is broken
You never saw this coming
There's no music for company
All that surrounds you is the hopelessness of failure

You must have cursed yourself a thousand times
What made you exposed your pic
That was the beginning of end for nairaland most notorious fraudster

A spineless monkey who has no decorum to accept a woman's rejection with grace.

Keep sagging your pants
Keep eyes glued to your phone
And Like a Naira bet addict
Wait and see if a foolish woman in NL will fall for your bait.

#WasteOfHumanSpace[/b]

virginboy1:
Is it that I am too emotional or I am embedded with Paramount empathy...This barrages are giving me migraine. Na wa ooo.


Jesus Christ, said "Forgive and Forget" abeg e don do.

I dey on my knees.

Asslicker, see wetin you cause abi.

Laveda:
Good.

I go with a guy ... ... I don't go alone

Laveda:
Good.

I go with a guy ... ... I don't go alone

postmann:
[b]Will it ease your pain, defeat and frustration if postma.nn was lez.z or lezzl.ie?

Will it help convince your latest victim of deceit that you have fewer enemies than speculated?

Then be my guest. Let postman be lez. or lezzl.ie to you.

But I'm not here to take away your pains.
I'm here to make them more real.
I'm going to sharpen your wounds with a rusty, tetanus infected blade.

Love-sick, crackpot who owns one quarter of nairaland's handles.

If you can scam fellow citizens
That means you must have gone international in the past.
And it was the lack of profit thereof that forced you to look home-ward.
Where else could have been a perfect hunting ground for a no-lifer like you?
Nairaland, of course.
As it is, with your hundreds of handles constituting nuisance both intellectually, and socially,
You're nairaland's greatest threat.

You must be a wanted man. I shall have your pics posted to the INTAPOL website. They need to do a background check on you, nairaland most renowned fraudster, who sucks in the dating game.

Should NL become reality, Synzu would give you a knock on the head for not polishing his shoes properly,

thesonofmark would give you one more grace to pay your huge backlog of tenancy debts.

And lezz/lezzlie would be the professor you plead with to assist you gain admission despite your miserable jamb score.

The likes of nubia and Creamish would the ones you say (with a hand over your head, as is accustomed of the destitutes doing menial jobs) "aunty, anything for your boy?"
As she reaches to her bag and brandishes you a 500 Naira bill, and you let out a glim like a poor hungry dog, poorer than poor lazarus. Poverty-stricken miserable wizard.

Take advantage of the faceless forum, and keep exchanging words with your superiors.

But your heart is broken
You never saw this coming
There's no music for company
All that surrounds you is the hopelessness of failure

You must have cursed yourself a thousand times
What made you exposed your pic
That was the beginning of end for nairaland most notorious fraudster

A spineless monkey who has no decorum to accept a woman's rejection with grace.

Keep sagging your pants
Keep eyes glued to your phone
And Like a Naira bet addict
Wait and see if a foolish woman in NL will fall for your bait.

#WasteOfHumanSpace[/b]

dollyjoy:
JESU!!

virginboy1:
Is it that I am too emotional or I am embedded with Paramount empathy...This barrages are giving me migraine. Na wa ooo.


Jesus Christ, said "Forgive and Forget" abeg e don do.

I dey on my knees.

Asslicker, see wetin you cause abi.

lezz:
Jesu on what?
You know the boobs aren't real!

Asslicker:

I hear say una dey look for me? See as darkenrebel chop curse ontop my matter.

....more secrets coming up in a bit!