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Your Advice Is Urgently Needed by Adenle041(op): 7:57am On Mar 21, 2016
See me See wahalaoooo,I went for the burial of a friends grand dad somewhere in Anambra, & in that village, when someone dies, an elderly man will come up and tell whose next to die. So this man came along and said that the next person whose going to die is the one who decides to leave the burial ground first.Friends since yesterday I stil dey dia ooh, nobody wan 1st go oo, everybody just lie down, Even the old man at age 112years is lying down beside me,is asking me if my people never start to look for me?As am talking to u now. Am still lying down What should I do next ?
Re: Your Advice Is Urgently Needed by lecturerdabo(m): 8:02am On Mar 21, 2016
Adenle041:
See me See wahalaoooo,I went for the burial of a friends grand dad somewhere in Anambra, & in that village, when someone dies, an elderly man will come up and tell whose next to die. So this man came along and said that the next person whose going to die is the one who decides to leave the burial ground first.Friends since yesterday I stil dey dia ooh, nobody wan 1st go oo, everybody just lie down, Even the old man at age 112years is lying down beside me,is asking me if my people never start to look for me?As am talking to u now. Am still lying down What should I do next ?
old boy u funny die lol!!!
Re: Your Advice Is Urgently Needed by temitemi1(m): 8:02am On Mar 21, 2016
Stay there till d arrival Jesus christ.
Re: Your Advice Is Urgently Needed by 9jii(m): 8:11am On Mar 21, 2016
My believe is our lives is in the hands of God.
we can only die at God's will.

Leave at your own time.

And isn't heaven better than earth?
Re: Your Advice Is Urgently Needed by Adenle041(op): 8:26am On Mar 21, 2016
9jii:
My believe is our lives is in the hands of God.
we can only die at God's will.

Leave at your own time.

And isn't heaven better than earth?
U no nice at all talk about heaven u done reach there b4 u talk say he better
Re: Your Advice Is Urgently Needed by 9jii(m): 8:29am On Mar 21, 2016
Adenle041:
U no nice at all talk about heaven u done reach there b4 u talk say he better
so u never believe in what the book said bout heaven?
Re: Your Advice Is Urgently Needed by PHILKINGS(m): 8:32am On Mar 21, 2016
Wetin u de wait 4??
Re: Your Advice Is Urgently Needed by Adenle041(op): 9:04am On Mar 21, 2016
9jii:
so u never believe in what the book said bout heaven?
. If in what the Good Book says about heaven I believe but an adage also. Say a bird in hand is worth two.
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