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Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Hawlahscho(m): 9:29pm On Mar 22, 2016
Jlakeside:
Damnn!.. Son, Concentration gradient of funds is shown to applicant with outstanding result.. A good GRE , good TOEFL, good SOP, good cgpa, good recommendations from lecturers(preferably professors), an undergraduate research publications, are criteria needs to be met to get that... You know, funds is being given to [size=35pt]people that losses[/size] their families in your village. grin grin.. Now I believe its a disease if someone is NOT exposed.. Many of your mates are in good US/Canada university but you're here begging to enter Oduduwa university..
See graduate sad

"People that LOSSES"

Your own rule of Concord says "Plural noun/pronoun goes with singular verb" right?

All you know how to do is to Google CEREBRUM sad


SMH. sad


I pity the future of your now.
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Hawlahscho(m): 9:33pm On Mar 22, 2016
Jlakeside:
Also a jambite?.. YOU? shocked shocked shocked.. Oh my God
I swear Lalasticlala dey vex me.

If na land person buy for front page now, you go don slam am 5 days ban, but this obnoxious enemy of progress here is not doing anything wrong yet abi. undecided


Seun undecided
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Jlakeside: 9:36pm On Mar 22, 2016
Specialbaby:
please read and comprehend before quoting,i said,my sister,not me!
Why you using your sister here.. You can lie for Africa.. You're the jambite NOT your sister. Are you ashamed to be a jambite?.. Refiner is a jambite and she even failed, Yet, she came out boldly and say to the whole world that she failed without saying " My sister said she failed".. Why can't you?..

What was your jamb score?, I known the registrar of this "one building university in Yobe" ~ Danshafa University, you can get admitted even with 130...
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Nobody: 9:40pm On Mar 22, 2016
Specialbaby:
Hello all!



Is jamb change of institution out?my sister went to the bank yesterday but was told the form is not yet out for sale,what's wrong?
i also went to dier office but dey told me to check again nxt week@i wonder were and how dese online pipo do dier own
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Specialbaby(f): 9:40pm On Mar 22, 2016
Jlakeside:
Why you using your sister here.. You can lie for Africa.. You're the jambite NOT your sister. Are you ashamed to be a jambite?.. Refiner is a jambite and she even failed, Yet, she came out boldly and say to the whole world that she failed without saying " My sister said she failed".. Why can't you?..

What was your jamb score?, I known the registrar of this "one building university in Yobe" ~ Danshafa University, you can get admitted even with 130...
hehehehehe,this is funny and embarrassing at same time!


Ok,i heard what you said,goodnight!

NB:do not bother quoting or mentioning me again,this is my last reply to you!
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Hawlahscho(m): 9:41pm On Mar 22, 2016
Guys!!!!

I think what we can do is to start quoting this "DADDY" here and call Lalasticlala and Seun to intervene.

Because I'm starting to think he's the one that lent money to Seun to start this website. undecided
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by refiner(f): 9:42pm On Mar 22, 2016
Jlakeside:
Why you using your sister here.. You can lie for Africa.. You're the jambite NOT your sister. Are you ashamed to be a jambite?.. Refiner is a jambite and she even failed, Yet, she came out boldly and say to the whole world that she failed without saying " My sister said she failed".. Why can't you?..

What was your jamb score?, I known the registrar of this "one building university in Yobe" ~ Danshafa University, you can get admitted even with 130...
old man pls stop mentioning my name nah!


can't u buttress ur points wifout mentioning my monicker?


onye nzuzu!undecided
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Specialbaby(f): 9:43pm On Mar 22, 2016
victorirowa1:
i also went to dier office but dey told me to check again nxt week@i wonder were and how dese online pipo do dier own
it actually disturbing,well,let see what happens next week.
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Hawlahscho(m): 9:44pm On Mar 22, 2016
refiner:
old man pls stop mentioning my name nah!


can't u buttress ur points wifout mentioning my monicker?


onye nzuzu!undecided
Let's start quoting him and mention Lalasticlala and Seun

They will show up.
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Jlakeside: 9:49pm On Mar 22, 2016
refiner:
old man pls stop mentioning my name nah!


can't u buttress ur points wifout mentioning my monicker?


onye nzuzu!undecided
onye bu onye'nzuzu?. Muwa? A bu'm onye'nzuzu.. Aha' gi bu onye'nzuz cos you scored 194.. My last son who is 16(I'm sure you're older than him) scored 275.. Olodo rabata oshi.. Ewu-ocha..
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Jlakeside: 9:52pm On Mar 22, 2016
Hawlahscho:
Let's start quoting him and mention Lalast iclala and Se un

They will show up.
Don't forget to tell them that I have jlakside2 to 88... They ban one , I come up with another grin grin grin
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Jlakeside: 9:54pm On Mar 22, 2016
Specialbaby:
hehehehehe,this is funny and embarrassing at same time!


Ok,i heard what you said,goodnight!

NB:do not bother quoting or mentioning me again,this is my last reply to you!
Gerarararraarhere jare.. Weyrey fail jamb, o wa fe ma shako weyrey nibi yi. Egbe e ko ni refiner to fail ni?.. Abi ko kin shey pusssy kono lejo ni?.. Oga koshi danu jare
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by refiner(f): 9:59pm On Mar 22, 2016
Jlakeside:
onye bu onye'nzuzu?. Muwa? A bu'm onye'nzuzu.. Aha' gi bu onye'nzuz cos you scored 194.. My last son who is 16(I'm sure you're older than him) scored 275.. Olodo rabata oshi.. Ewu-ocha..
u are not ashamed of ur self!...an old fool living a miserable life,...den pouring ur frustrations in d internet!....ur mate have made a comfortable life outa demselves buh u are here behaving much like an slowpoke!


anu pama!..ezi..onye ara!
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Jlakeside: 10:10pm On Mar 22, 2016
refiner:
u are not ashamed of ur self!...an old fool living a miserable life,...den pouring ur frustrations in d internet!....ur mate have made a comfortable life outa demselves buh u are here behaving much like an slowpoke!


anu pama!..ezi..onye ara!
Bia NNE , daddy gi bu apa'amu , mummy gi bu onye ara, ginwa kwa bu isi azu, nwane gi bu anu agwo, di gi bu anu nama.. Olodo weeyrey omokekere
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by SammieLowkey(m): 10:14pm On Mar 22, 2016
Jlakeside:
Damnn!.. Son, Concentration gradient of funds is shown to applicant with outstanding result.. A good GRE , good TOEFL, good SOP, good cgpa, good recommendations from lecturers(preferably professors), an undergraduate research publications, are criteria needs to be met to get that... You know, funds is being given to people that losses their families in your village. grin grin.. Now I believe its a disease if someone is NOT exposed.. Many of your mates are in good US/Canada university but you're here begging to enter Oduduwa university.. May you fail woefully in your postjamb, May you continue to do jamb till 2027, May your last jamb in 2028 be done with your daughter/son in the same centre ..
.
CHI...SOS!!!
Sir, pls don't insult him with something as serious as his admission. Plssss modify d bolded. Thank you Sir
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Jlakeside: 10:16pm On Mar 22, 2016
SammieLowkey:
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CHI...SOS!!!
Sir, pls don't insult him with something as serious as his admission. Plssss modify d bolded. Thank you Sir
Son, I was angry and my account always get hacked when people talk to me anyhow .but I will modify my post.. Also try to unquote that..
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Hawlahscho(m): 10:19pm On Mar 22, 2016
Jlakeside:
Don't forget to tell them that I have jlakside2 to 88... They ban one , I come up with another grin grin grin
So you dont know that they can ban your IP huh


Seun Lalasticlala
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Hawlahscho(m): 10:21pm On Mar 22, 2016
Jlakeside:
Son, I was angry and my account always get hacked when people talk to me anyhow .but I will modify my post.. Also try to unquote that..
Funny, I didn't even read it sha. grin

O boy see this boy cursing me. Chai!!!. grin grin

Maa no talk. SMH for your generation grin
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Jlakeside: 10:24pm On Mar 22, 2016
Hawlahscho:
So you dont know that they can ban your IP huh


S eun Lalasti clala
Tell the two of them that I said, "they have not upgraded to that level" of banning IP.. Tell them I have more than 100monikers.. They ban one, I come up with another.. I can even unban myself, just tell them to ban me first, i will unban myself.. Koni dafun iyalaya ban..Na today

cC seun lalasticlala finestboi abi wetin una dey call dem?
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Hawlahscho(m): 10:39pm On Mar 22, 2016
Jlakeside:
Tell the two of them that I said, "they have not upgraded to that level" of banning IP.. Tell them I have more than 100monikers.. They ban one, I come up with another.. I can even unban myself, just tell them to ban me first, i will unban myself.. Koni dafun iyalaya ban..Na today

cC seun lalasticlala finestboi abi wetin una dey call dem?
Moku o grin grin
Baba yi ti wa ya were mo Nairaland lowo ni sa grin

Eegbadun sir grin

Eyin agbalagbala te n se bi omode, ori yin buru ju ni? grin

Omo inu yin open thread, eyin n daaru, ee ki ronu rara ni?

wait, ta le jo gangan ni family yin ? Mo mo pe Baba yin lo ma je.

E like arinfin ni? oga o... Apo ironu yin ti be danu, eyin egbaya lasanlasan yi.

O da bi wipe wo s'epe fun generation yin latori daddy yin, o wa n ran from generation to generation toripe awon omo yin naa tun ti ko si were te n se ti ko gbe yin.


E need adviser, I swear.

Baba ofo. grin
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Silas4exploits: 10:45pm On Mar 22, 2016
Jlakeside:
Tell the two of them that I said, "they have not upgraded to that level" of banning IP.. Tell them I have more than 100monikers.. They ban one, I come up with another.. I can even unban myself, just tell them to ban me first, i will unban myself.. Koni dafun iyalaya ban..Na today

cC seun lalasticlala finestboi abi wetin una dey call dem?
It's obvious you are not whom you claim 2 be. You are only a jobless young guy and nothing more. Incase you need a job you can quote me and be sure you'll get a nice one!
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Rilwayne001: 5:04am On Mar 23, 2016
Jlakeside:
Why you using your sister here.. You can lie for Africa.. You're the jambite NOT your sister. Are you ashamed to be a jambite?.. Refiner is a jambite and she even failed, Yet, she came out boldly and say to the whole world that she failed without saying " My sister said she failed".. Why can't you?..

What was your jamb score?, I known the registrar of this "one building university in Yobe" ~ Danshafa University, you can get admitted even with 130...
hehehe grin grin grin this man is truly going crazy.
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Hawlahscho(m): 7:18am On Mar 23, 2016
Hawlahscho:
Does anyone here know the cutoff mark of UNIABUJAhuh
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by serenityaliyu(m): 7:22am On Mar 23, 2016
No Change of course/institution This Year??
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Jlakeside: 9:02am On Mar 23, 2016
Hawlahscho:
Moku o grin grin
Baba yi ti wa ya were mo Nairaland lowo ni sa grin

Eegbadun sir grin

Eyin agbalagbala te n se bi omode, ori yin buru ju ni? grin

Omo inu yin open thread, eyin n daaru, ee ki ronu rara ni?

wait, ta le jo gangan ni family yin ? Mo mo pe Baba yin lo ma je.

E like arinfin ni? oga o... Apo ironu yin ti be danu, eyin egbaya lasanlasan yi.

O da bi wipe wo s'epe fun generation yin latori daddy yin, o wa n ran from generation to generation toripe awon omo yin naa tun ti ko si were te n se ti ko gbe yin.


E need adviser, I swear.

Baba ofo. grin
Your mod ban me till May2016.. I unbanned myself. Awa lenu daku.. I just got a mail from Seun and lalasticlala begging me to free you guys..

I'm outta here.. I WISH YOU ALL THE BEST IN YOUR POST-UME.. MAY GOD GRANT YOU ALL YOUR HEART DESIRE.. Refiner, Oya sorry you will gain admission into your school of choice with 194 In jesus name.. Bye all

Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by VERTER(m): 9:03am On Mar 23, 2016
[color=#006600][/color]Pls nobody shuld mind the ranting old man who is experiencing a mid life crisis . At baba dont quote me ur not even as old as the youngest of my uncle's or aunt's
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Jlakeside: 9:05am On Mar 23, 2016
VERTER:
[color=#006600][/color]Pls nobody shuld mind the ranting old man who is experiencing a mid life crisis . At baba dont quote me ur not even as old as the youngest of my uncle's or aunt's
I wish you the best.. Your admission is sure in Jesus name
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by VERTER(m): 9:08am On Mar 23, 2016
grin cry
Jlakeside:
I wish you the best.. Your admission is sure in Jesus name
Tell me d truth did an angel flog u in d dream cry
Jlakeside:
I wish you the best.. Your admission is sure in Jesus name
Tell me d truth did an angel flog u in d dream
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by VillageGOAT: 9:19am On Mar 23, 2016
Jlakeside:
I wish you the best.. Your admission is sure in Jesus name
go and sin no more
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by serenityaliyu(m): 9:21am On Mar 23, 2016
serenityaliyu:
No Change of course/institution This Year??
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Melancholy(m): 9:36am On Mar 23, 2016
VillageGOAT:
go and sin no more
~~What a perfect parting to end the short drama "The Chronicle of a Masochist".
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Donpre(m): 10:04am On Mar 23, 2016
serenityaliyu:
No Change of course/institution This Year??
I doubt jamb would not release COC forms, cus they make extra doe from it. I think the protests and issues with jamb is what's derailing the COC forms.... Hopefully, next week the forms will be out

Let's just keep our ears to the ground and fingers crossed... BTW, have you visited the jamb office close to you?
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