₦airaland Forum

Joshthefirst:
Lol.

Take it step by step LB.

Answer your first question.

Did God answer your prayer or not?

Who knows if he's trying to get your attention? Who knows if you finally were at a low point and finally asked the big question genuinely? And got a genuine answer?

JackBizzle:
Bros, I don't know- that is why I am asking the question.

UyiIredia:
It's good you are confused. It shows you for what you really are. A confused person.

JackBizzle:
So, can you help?

UyiIredia:
Go back to playing your PS4 I don't think you are as confused sitting on your couch playing games as compared to matters of religion.

poksmahn:
thank God say u buy fuel o.. Its enough reason to do thanksgiving

JackBizzle:
Interesting. You sure you arent getting too personal?

JackBizzle:
Yesterday, I could not stop having a sheepish smile on my face as I drove home. What happened to me was a complete surprise. Here is the story;
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I ran all over Lagos mainland looking for petrol to buy in my car. From 6 am I went from Magodo to Ikeja to Idimu but no luck- all the stations selling petrol were full with long queues. I was depressed and alarmed- my tank was almost empty of fuel and the car could die at any moment. I wandered the streets of Idimu defeated and emasculated. I was just waiting for my car to die.

I got tired of wandering aimlessly and I stopped at an empty petrol station. I sat down thinking of my life and why I was born a Nigerian. I wandered why I made the decision to leave Europe and relocate to this bastaard country. Then I took a look the the petrol station and thought if there was a God, there would be people at this filling station and I would be the first to get petrol. Lo and behold, not up to a minute passed before the station manager and pump attendants came out to start selling petrol!

I was the first person to buy petrol and I bought 15,000 naira woth of petrol in my car and some jerrycans. I was so happy that I bought so much petrol. But then again, did God answer my prayers?

Yes, did God answer an atheist's prayer? If God did answer my prayers, which God is it? I have a sticker on my car from the catholic church, so it could be Yahweh. I have a keyholder with the spaghetti monster (God of the pasta religion), so it could be Him. I bought my car from a muslim who said that the car would take me on special journeys "InshAllah", so it could be Allah.


So, here I am sitting in front of my laptop, ps4, hd tv with only my boxers on wondering which God blessed me.




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JackBizzle:
Yesterday, I could not stop having a sheepish smile on my face as I drove home. What happened to me was a complete surprise. Here is the story;
==================
I ran all over Lagos mainland looking for petrol to buy in my car. From 6 am I went from Magodo to Ikeja to Idimu but no luck- all the stations selling petrol were full with long queues. I was depressed and alarmed- my tank was almost empty of fuel and the car could die at any moment. I wandered the streets of Idimu defeated and emasculated. I was just waiting for my car to die.

I got tired of wandering aimlessly and I stopped at an empty petrol station. I sat down thinking of my life and why I was born a Nigerian. I wandered why I made the decision to leave Europe and relocate to this bastaard country. Then I took a look the the petrol station and thought if there was a God, there would be people at this filling station and I would be the first to get petrol. Lo and behold, not up to a minute passed before the station manager and pump attendants came out to start selling petrol!

I was the first person to buy petrol and I bought 15,000 naira woth of petrol in my car and some jerrycans. I was so happy that I bought so much petrol. But then again, did God answer my prayers?

Yes, did God answer an atheist's prayer? If God did answer my prayers, which God is it? I have a sticker on my car from the catholic church, so it could be Yahweh. I have a keyholder with the spaghetti monster (God of the pasta religion), so it could be Him. I bought my car from a muslim who said that the car would take me on special journeys "InshAllah", so it could be Allah.


So, here I am sitting in front of my laptop, ps4, hd tv with only my boxers on wondering which God blessed me.




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AmbodOfLASU:
Which side do you stay in Lagos?

tosyne2much:
Bros, so na petrol carry you reach my area?

JackBizzle:
I swear, getting fuel will soon be the new testimony!

Weah96:
You blessed yourself. The overwhelming majority of people in Lagos, with money, will manage to buy fuel in the end. You just gotta wait.

Instead of waiting in line, you decided to burn half a tank searching. Your search was rewarded.
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Next time try to purchase fuel in Lagos and don't carry any money. [/size]I will pick the god for you myself.

BlaqCoffee109:
JESUS CHRIST

johnydon22:
Here is the point JackBizzle was trying to make.. You wanna troll a bit

JackBizzle:
Yesterday, I could not stop having a sheepish smile on my face as I drove home. What happened to me was a complete surprise. Here is the story;
==================
I ran all over Lagos mainland looking for petrol to buy in my car. From 6 am I went from Magodo to Ikeja to Idimu but no luck- all the stations selling petrol were full with long queues. I was depressed and alarmed- my tank was almost empty of fuel and the car could die at any moment. I wandered the streets of Idimu defeated and emasculated. I was just waiting for my car to die.

I got tired of wandering aimlessly and I stopped at an empty petrol station. I sat down thinking of my life and why I was born a Nigerian. I wandered why I made the decision to leave Europe and relocate to this bastaard country. Then I took a look the the petrol station and thought if there was a God, there would be people at this filling station and I would be the first to get petrol. Lo and behold, not up to a minute passed before the station manager and pump attendants came out to start selling petrol!

I was the first person to buy petrol and I bought 15,000 naira woth of petrol in my car and some jerrycans. I was so happy that I bought so much petrol. But then again, did God answer my prayers?

Yes, did God answer an atheist's prayer? If God did answer my prayers, which God is it? I have a sticker on my car from the catholic church, so it could be Yahweh. I have a keyholder with the spaghetti monster (God of the pasta religion), so it could be Him. I bought my car from a muslim who said that the car would take me on special journeys "InshAllah", so it could be Allah.


So, here I am sitting in front of my laptop, ps4, hd tv with only my boxers on wondering which God blessed me.




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JackBizzle:
Wait! If I don't carry money maybe a good samaritan can help pay for the fuel.

Silly atheist- you can't win against miracles.

malvisguy212:
if what you are saying is true. it is a sign, God did not answer your prayer,He only gave you a sign. Don't fill up the measure of your sins, repent and be save.

JackBizzle:
Waterside


Why you ask? You wan dash me some dasuki money

bqlekan:
tosyne2much, where you dey stay for lag?

Na Idimu

sonOfLucifer:
- You ran all over Lagos mainland looking for petrol to buy in my car.
- You stopped at a petrol station.
- You paid for fuel at the petrol station.

I fail to see God. Was the fuel original or miracle?

Anyways, Adeboye's faith was even better. God rolled his tires on an empty fuel tank.

JackBizzle:
You missed one major fact-

There is fuel scarcity and all filling stations selling had long queues

malvisguy212:
if what you are saying is true. it is a sign, God did not answer your prayer,He only gave you a sign. Don't fill up the measure of your sins, repent and be save.