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If I Was Adam Johnson Lawyer by Nobody: 10:30pm On Mar 24, 2016
Former Sunderland player, Adam Johnson was today sentenced to 6 years in prison for having sex with a 15 years old girl.


How I wish I could be Adam Johnson's lawyer

Have just got a simple question for the foolish judge

'' My lord,though my client has been sentenced to 6 years in prison for having sexual relation with a 15 years old lady who happens not to be a virgin,but please where is the guy who deflowered her '' ?
Re: If I Was Adam Johnson Lawyer by Rapsowdee01(m): 10:36pm On Mar 24, 2016
If i was the judge, i'll reply with


"Oh ye lawyer of diminished intellect, you are hereby sentenced to 10 years imprisonment for being an accomplice,encourager and investor in child molestation".
Re: If I Was Adam Johnson Lawyer by Oche211(m): 11:11pm On Mar 24, 2016
Rapsowdee01:
If i was the judge, i'll reply with


"Oh ye lawyer of diminished intellect, you are hereby sentenced to 10 years imprisonment for being an accomplice,encourager and investor in child molestation".
Gbam!!!
Guy, chop knuckles.
Re: If I Was Adam Johnson Lawyer by Wangxiao(m): 6:38am On Mar 25, 2016
what kind of hopeless foolish lawyer r yu? sure d title diminished intellect 'fit yu wella'
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