jlakesideo:

We are not together again..

jlakesideo:

Awww!.. Sorry dear.. But if I may ask, what happened?

jlakesideo:

He lied and he cheated on me.. Guys aren't loyal.- cries-

jlakesideo:

Lied?.. What kind of lies?.. Guys are born to cheat tho, that shouldn't be an issue

jlakesideo:

He lied and made a promise that he will buy me an iphone6 after sex.. But he didn't..

jlakesideo:

Refiner wait, you mean your ex didn't fulfil his before-sex promise?..oh lord!..

But i thought you always claim "TeamVirgin# ., So you arent a V?

jlakesideo:

I'm still a Virgin..

jlakesideo:

You? Virgin?.. After sex?.. Are a Primary, Secondary or Tertiary Virgin?

jlakesideo:

But there was no blood..

jlakesideo:

Anyways, I can't wait to test my own microphone on your pussay, Hope its shaved?

jlakesideo:

Not that shaved tho.. A little bit hairy..

jlakesideo:

Haaa!.. Abeg shave am, Hairy pussay is a NO NO for me.. A big turn off

jlakesideo:

OK I will..

jlakesideo:

Hope you won't mind me La-Liga your pussay?

jlakesideo:

What's that?.. I know La-liga is a Spanish league.

jlakesideo:

Olodo onye'nzuzu.. La-liga means I will LA (lick) every liga(ligaments) in your pussay clean

jlakesideo:

Nooooo pls don't try it.. A friend of mine got fainted when she was licked crazily by her boyfriend.. I don't wanna experience that

jlakesideo:

You won't faint dear, you will only "cum" in a more exorbitant way than ever..

jlakesideo:

Hmmm jay, let's talk tomorrow.. Goodnight dear

Teeeestone:
Wow...first time I will witness E-madness.....May God heal you ! #TO WHOM....#

Geofavor:

you're welcome to NL. E-madmen are many on this forum. But usually they are concentrated in the romance, politics and entertainment section. This one has lost his way.

DAV001:
PLS GUYS I NEED URGENT REPLY, I SCORED 249 IN JAMB IS IT GOOD ENOUGH FOR MEDICINE AND SURGERY IN UNILORIN , AND WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS THAT CAN HELP SCORE EXTREMELY HIGH IN UNILORIN POST UTME.

Donpre:

249 is kinda low for unilorin, that skul na die... If you feel you can make it, put in for unilag, UI or OAU. Your chances re better there since they have a lesser number of aspirants compared to unilorin buh are still as popular(or good like jlake_side would say)

Buh then, you could make it into unilorin with 249, you just have to over bag the putme, like 80-90% of the questions. So the choice is yours.

About scoring high in the PUTME, I think you should get past questions, that helps a lot. You can visit the unilorin thread and rub minds with fellow aspirants

Donpre:

249 is kinda low for unilorin, that skul na die... If you feel you can make it, put in for unilag, UI or OAU. Your chances re better there since they have a lesser number of aspirants compared to unilorin buh are still as popular(or good like jlake_side would say)

Buh then, you could make it into unilorin with 249, you just have to over bag the putme, like 80-90% of the questions. So the choice is yours.

About scoring high in the PUTME, I think you should get past questions, that helps a lot. You can visit the unilorin thread and rub minds with fellow aspirants

tolaxin:


Bro do you have any latest information on jamb coc form? I learnt it was suspended, has it been reopened?

tolaxin:


Bro do you have any latest information on jamb coc form? I learnt it was suspended, has it been reopened?

Donpre:

249 is kinda low for unilorin, that skul na die... If you feel you can make it, put in for unilag, UI or OAU. Your chances re better there since they have a lesser number of aspirants compared to unilorin buh are still as popular(or good like jlake_side would say)

Buh then, you could make it into unilorin with 249, you just have to over bag the putme, like 80-90% of the questions. So the choice is yours.

About scoring high in the PUTME, I think you should get past questions, that helps a lot. You can visit the unilorin thread and rub minds with fellow aspirants

jlakesideo:

Give the guy a good advice Donpre, Telling him to choose Unilag or OAU is adding salt to his injury.. Let's be serious here, Unilag medicine no be wasa oo, let me succinctly explain this.. Unilag divides your jamb score by 8(that's over 50) and your postjamb which is over 100 by 2(that's over 50 also).. This mean, the guy who scored 249 has 31.13% already and he really need to gun for NOT 80/100 BUT 85 or 90/100, which after when divided by 2 will sum his aggregate up to /more than 74%. I'm not saying the medicine cutoff is 74% but in the past five years, the medicine cutoff has been between 73%-77%. And not that the cutoff is static but its depends on students performance (so many of them get 80%+). To be on a safer side, he should aim 85-90 in postjamb irrespective of the school he opted for, Even catchment score will likely to disapoint him, for there will be so many teenage guru from his state. Preference will be given to him tho, IF ONLY IF HE IS FROM A LESS PRIVILEGE STATE and No one beats his score.. I'm not discouraging him, just that I'm very blunt with the unconcealed truth..