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Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by jlakesideo(f): 8:39pm On Mar 28, 2016
jlakesideo:
We are not together again..
Awww!.. Sorry dear.. But if I may ask, what happened?
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by jlakesideo(f): 8:40pm On Mar 28, 2016
jlakesideo:
Awww!.. Sorry dear.. But if I may ask, what happened?
He lied and he cheated on me.. Guys aren't loyal.- cries-
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by jlakesideo(f): 8:41pm On Mar 28, 2016
jlakesideo:
He lied and he cheated on me.. Guys aren't loyal.- cries-
Lied?.. What kind of lies?.. Guys are born to cheat tho, that shouldn't be an issue
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by jlakesideo(f): 8:42pm On Mar 28, 2016
jlakesideo:
Lied?.. What kind of lies?.. Guys are born to cheat tho, that shouldn't be an issue
He lied and made a promise that he will buy me an iphone6 after sex.. But he didn't..
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by jlakesideo(f): 8:44pm On Mar 28, 2016
jlakesideo:
He lied and made a promise that he will buy me an iphone6 after sex.. But he didn't..
Refiner wait, you mean your ex didn't fulfil his before-sex promise?..oh lord!..

But i thought you always claim "TeamVirgin# ., So you arent a V?
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by jlakesideo(f): 8:45pm On Mar 28, 2016
jlakesideo:
Refiner wait, you mean your ex didn't fulfil his before-sex promise?..oh lord!..

But i thought you always claim "TeamVirgin# ., So you arent a V?
I'm still a Virgin..
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by jlakesideo(f): 8:47pm On Mar 28, 2016
jlakesideo:
I'm still a Virgin..
You? Virgin?.. After sex?.. Are a Primary, Secondary or Tertiary Virgin?
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by jlakesideo(f): 8:48pm On Mar 28, 2016
jlakesideo:
You? Virgin?.. After sex?.. Are a Primary, Secondary or Tertiary Virgin?
But there was no blood..
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by jlakesideo(f): 8:49pm On Mar 28, 2016
jlakesideo:
But there was no blood..
Anyways, I can't wait to test my own microphone on your pussay, Hope its shaved?
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by jlakesideo(f): 8:50pm On Mar 28, 2016
jlakesideo:
Anyways, I can't wait to test my own microphone on your pussay, Hope its shaved?
Not that shaved tho.. A little bit hairy..
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by jlakesideo(f): 8:51pm On Mar 28, 2016
jlakesideo:
Not that shaved tho.. A little bit hairy..
Haaa!.. Abeg shave am, Hairy pussay is a NO NO for me.. A big turn off
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by jlakesideo(f): 8:52pm On Mar 28, 2016
jlakesideo:
Haaa!.. Abeg shave am, Hairy pussay is a NO NO for me.. A big turn off
OK I will..
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by jlakesideo(f): 8:53pm On Mar 28, 2016
jlakesideo:
OK I will..
Hope you won't mind me La-Liga your pussay?
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by jlakesideo(f): 8:53pm On Mar 28, 2016
jlakesideo:
Hope you won't mind me La-Liga your pussay?
What's that?.. I know La-liga is a Spanish league.
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by jlakesideo(f): 8:55pm On Mar 28, 2016
jlakesideo:
What's that?.. I know La-liga is a Spanish league.
Olodo onye'nzuzu.. La-liga means I will LA (lick) every liga(ligaments) in your pussay clean
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Teeeestone(m): 8:59pm On Mar 28, 2016
Wow...first time I will witness E-madness.....May God heal you ! #TO WHOM....#
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by jlakesideo(f): 9:00pm On Mar 28, 2016
jlakesideo:
Olodo onye'nzuzu.. La-liga means I will LA (lick) every liga(ligaments) in your pussay clean
Nooooo pls don't try it.. A friend of mine got fainted when she was licked crazily by her boyfriend.. I don't wanna experience that
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by jlakesideo(f): 9:06pm On Mar 28, 2016
jlakesideo:
Nooooo pls don't try it.. A friend of mine got fainted when she was licked crazily by her boyfriend.. I don't wanna experience that
You won't faint dear, you will only "cum" in a more exorbitant way than ever..
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by jlakesideo(f): 9:08pm On Mar 28, 2016
jlakesideo:
You won't faint dear, you will only "cum" in a more exorbitant way than ever..
Hmmm jay, let's talk tomorrow.. Goodnight dear
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by jlakesideo(f): 9:09pm On Mar 28, 2016
jlakesideo:
Hmmm jay, let's talk tomorrow.. Goodnight dear
Goodnight ezinne.. Love you
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Geofavor(m): 9:48pm On Mar 28, 2016
It's kinda funny watching you make fun of yourself, except for the vulgar language. Get a job, man.
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Geofavor(m): 10:01pm On Mar 28, 2016
Teeeestone:
Wow...first time I will witness E-madness.....May God heal you ! #TO WHOM....#
you're welcome to NL. E-madmen are many on this forum. But usually they are concentrated in the romance, politics and entertainment section. This one has lost his way.
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Teeeestone(m): 10:18pm On Mar 28, 2016
Geofavor:
you're welcome to NL. E-madmen are many on this forum. But usually they are concentrated in the romance, politics and entertainment section. This one has lost his way.
Thank you Geofavour ...smiles... May God heal them all ooo
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by IamLukas(m): 11:06pm On Mar 28, 2016
Wow!
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Donpre(m): 7:01am On Mar 29, 2016
DAV001:
PLS GUYS I NEED URGENT REPLY, I SCORED 249 IN JAMB IS IT GOOD ENOUGH FOR MEDICINE AND SURGERY IN UNILORIN , AND WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS THAT CAN HELP SCORE EXTREMELY HIGH IN UNILORIN POST UTME.
249 is kinda low for unilorin, that skul na die... If you feel you can make it, put in for unilag, UI or OAU. Your chances re better there since they have a lesser number of aspirants compared to unilorin buh are still as popular(or good like jlake_side would say)

Buh then, you could make it into unilorin with 249, you just have to over bag the putme, like 80-90% of the questions. So the choice is yours.

About scoring high in the PUTME, I think you should get past questions, that helps a lot. You can visit the unilorin thread and rub minds with fellow aspirants
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by tolaxin(m): 7:09am On Mar 29, 2016
Donpre:
249 is kinda low for unilorin, that skul na die... If you feel you can make it, put in for unilag, UI or OAU. Your chances re better there since they have a lesser number of aspirants compared to unilorin buh are still as popular(or good like jlake_side would say)

Buh then, you could make it into unilorin with 249, you just have to over bag the putme, like 80-90% of the questions. So the choice is yours.

About scoring high in the PUTME, I think you should get past questions, that helps a lot. You can visit the unilorin thread and rub minds with fellow aspirants
Bro do you have any latest information on jamb coc form? I learnt it was suspended, has it been reopened?
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by jlakesideo(f):
Donpre:
249 is kinda low for unilorin, that skul na die... If you feel you can make it, put in for unilag, UI or OAU. Your chances re better there since they have a lesser number of aspirants compared to unilorin buh are still as popular(or good like jlake_side would say)

Buh then, you could make it into unilorin with 249, you just have to over bag the putme, like 80-90% of the questions. So the choice is yours.

About scoring high in the PUTME, I think you should get past questions, that helps a lot. You can visit the unilorin thread and rub minds with fellow aspirants
Give the guy a good advice Donpre, Telling him to choose Unilag or OAU is adding salt to his injury.. Let's be serious here, Unilag medicine no be wasa oo, let me succinctly explain this.. Unilag divides your jamb score by 8(that's over 50) and your postjamb which is over 100 by 2(that's over 50 also).. This mean, the guy who scored 249 has 31.13% already and he really need to gun for NOT 80/100 BUT 85 or 90/100, which after when divided by 2 will sum his aggregate up to /more than 74%. I'm not saying the medicine cutoff is 74% but in the past five years, the medicine cutoff has been between 73%-77%. And not that the cutoff is static but its depends on students performance (so many of them get 80%+). To be on a safer side, he should aim 85-90 in postjamb irrespective of the school he opted for, Even catchment score will likely to disapoint him, for there will be so many teenage guru from his state. Preference will be given to him tho, IF ONLY IF HE IS FROM A LESS PRIVILEGE STATE and No one beats his score.. I'm not discouraging him, just that I'm very blunt with the unconcealed truth..
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by serenityaliyu(m): 7:28am On Mar 29, 2016
tolaxin:
Bro do you have any latest information on jamb coc form? I learnt it was suspended, has it been reopened?
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Donpre(m): 7:44am On Mar 29, 2016
tolaxin:
Bro do you have any latest information on jamb coc form? I learnt it was suspended, has it been reopened?
I don't sir.... will let you know if I hear anything
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by DAV001(m): 1:22pm On Mar 29, 2016
Donpre:
249 is kinda low for unilorin, that skul na die... If you feel you can make it, put in for unilag, UI or OAU. Your chances re better there since they have a lesser number of aspirants compared to unilorin buh are still as popular(or good like jlake_side would say)

Buh then, you could make it into unilorin with 249, you just have to over bag the putme, like 80-90% of the questions. So the choice is yours.

About scoring high in the PUTME, I think you should get past questions, that helps a lot. You can visit the unilorin thread and rub minds with fellow aspirants
THANKS
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by DAV001(m): 1:25pm On Mar 29, 2016
jlakesideo:
Give the guy a good advice Donpre, Telling him to choose Unilag or OAU is adding salt to his injury.. Let's be serious here, Unilag medicine no be wasa oo, let me succinctly explain this.. Unilag divides your jamb score by 8(that's over 50) and your postjamb which is over 100 by 2(that's over 50 also).. This mean, the guy who scored 249 has 31.13% already and he really need to gun for NOT 80/100 BUT 85 or 90/100, which after when divided by 2 will sum his aggregate up to /more than 74%. I'm not saying the medicine cutoff is 74% but in the past five years, the medicine cutoff has been between 73%-77%. And not that the cutoff is static but its depends on students performance (so many of them get 80%+). To be on a safer side, he should aim 85-90 in postjamb irrespective of the school he opted for, Even catchment score will likely to disapoint him, for there will be so many teenage guru from his state. Preference will be given to him tho, IF ONLY IF HE IS FROM A LESS PRIVILEGE STATE and No one beats his score.. I'm not discouraging him, just that I'm very blunt with the unconcealed truth..
Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by BelovedEaglet(m): 2:06pm On Mar 29, 2016
Please after buying the e -facility card for reprinting my jamb, how many times can it be used for reprinting please
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