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ItsTime4me:
@Kaitung, please no mind me o. Maybe my blood too dey hot. Na Nlng cos am o. Abeg can you give me/us a clue about the department or units or SBUs, as the case me be, that are really in dire need of GTs? Bros Forkadict, please do justice to this question if you can. Waiting for your responses my bosses

Lmao @ your question.
Bros, you too dey hyper, coolu temper. no go give yourself high blood pressure with all these permutations ohhhhhhh.
Just inhale and exhale, and keep believing in Jah's undeserved kindness, abi how u dey talk am again.

Last last We go dey alright

Thanks Ezinne.

Ezinne1990:


Lmao @ your question.
Bros, you too dey hyper, coolu temper. no go give yourself high blood pressure with all these permutations ohhhhhhh.
Just inhale and exhale, and keep believing in Jah's undeserved kindness, abi how u dey talk am again.

Last last We go dey alright

GetPosted:

Lagos, Ibadan, Amsterdam...can attend at least one of the three depending on the date.

What's the way forward with the meet and greet? Lagosians, are we doing island or mainland? (*praying*dear Lord, please let it be on the island)

Where on the Island...

ashleeeeee:


What's the way forward with the meet and greet? Lagosians, are we doing island or mainland? (*praying*dear Lord, please let it be on the island)

ashleeeeee:


What's the way forward with the meet and greet? Lagosians, are we doing island or mainland? (*praying*dear Lord, please let it be on the island)

Yes, nice question. Island or mainland? Weekday or weekend?

cashme28:


Yes, nice question. Island or mainland? Weekday or weekend?

Weekend and am team mainland except we doing beach things

So this is how Q1 finally rolls away . . . .

Where is that guy always 'shouting' march?

ashleeeeee:


What's the way forward with the meet and greet? Lagosians, are we doing island or mainland? (*praying*dear Lord, please let it be on the island)

#TeamIsland #TeamWeekend

Suggestion: GET Arena.

I won't mind some GoKart racing...

Cattysmilez?

Dfavouredone:
So this is how Q1 finally rolls away . . . .

Where is that guy always 'shouting' march?

We still have 1.33 days in March 2016. It's not over until it is over.

Tygrins007 the new double 0 Seven, answer your name na!

PH peeps greet and meet options:

(a) Genesis

(b) Asia Town

(c) Polo Club

(d) Add your own and let us agree.

But make una imagine this incident....

Moniker1, bounces into the meet and greet venue and sees everyone gathered. As he's about to greet the last person, who he discovers is his reporting manager, his outstretched hand paralyses in shock.

Moniker1: Oga, what are you doing here siiiiirr....?

The Boss: No wonder you have been playing with your assignment these past few days... So you think you can run to NLNG and dump your monkeys on my desk? Always on nairaland and never delivering. In fact, let your resignation letter hit my box before I get home.

The Boss storms out in anger, leaving Moniker1 speechless.

Moniker1 starts to mumble some words and then The Boss looks back and says, before you think I applied for GT role even though I was within the age range at the time, I did not. I got your logs from the IT Department, knew there was a greet and meet and tracked you down and I mean the resignation thingy!

The Boss walks out finally.

Loooolz. What would you do if you were Moniker1?

dane15:


We still have 1.33 days in March 2016. It's not over until it is over.

Tygrins007 the new double 0 Seven, answer your name na!

PH peeps greet and meet options:

(a) Genesis

(b) Asia Town

(c) Polo Club

(d) Add your own and let us agree.

But make una imagine this incident....

Moniker1, bounces into the meet and greet venue and sees everyone gathered. As he's about to greet the last person, who he discover is his reporting manager, his outstretched hand paralyses in shock.

Moniker1: Oga, what are you doing here siiiiirr....

The Boss: No wonder you have been playing with your assignment these past few days... So you think you can run to NLNG and dump your monkeys on my desk? Always on nairaland and never delivering. In fact, let your resignation letter hit my box before I get home.

The Boss storms out in anger, leaving Moniker1 speechless.


Loooolz. What would you do if you were Moniker1?

I know say na joke but abeg make Manager calm down? He is (was) just 28 and an ordinary (hopeful) graduate trainee lasan lasan.

Lol.

adenitemi:


#TeamIsland #TeamWeekend

Suggestion: GET Arena.

I won't mind some GoKart racing...

Cattysmilez?

Me likey!

adenitemi:


#TeamIsland #TeamWeekend

Suggestion: GET Arena.

I won't mind some GoKart racing...

Cattysmilez?

Team beach so i get to twerk

You say me a fit work work work work work.... You see me do me dirt dirt dirt dirt dirt...... Twerks away.......

cattysmilez:


Team beach so i get to twerk

cattysmilez:


Team beach so i get to twerk

Lmao! Biko the plan is not to confuse the poor boys, this frustration is enough, don't compound it with your twerking

Dane15!Dane15!!Dane15!!!

How many times I call you? Oya pack your bag and book Dana sharparly. E be like na Lasgidi e go happen. Plus the GTs in PH dey fear dir Bosses.

@Cattysmilez and dwayforward, you want Bae to ban me from coming to this thread abi? Ewo ni twerk? Abegi o.

NLNG opens $2m NLNG-UI Engineering Laboratory Complex

(L-R) Orangun of Oke Ila, Oba Adedokun Abolarin Prof. Tope Alonge, Chief Medical Director of UCH, Ibadan; Prof. Idowo Olayinka, VC University of Ibadan; Babs Omotowa, MD NLNG; Chief Moses Adeyemo, Deputy Gov. of Oyo State; Isa Inuwa, Deputy MD NLNG; and William Allo, Permanent Secretary (Economic Affairs), Secretary of the Government of Federation’s office commissioning the NLNG-UI Automation Engineering Laboratory in Ibadan…Tuesday.

cattysmilez:


Team beach so i get to twerk

ashleeeeee:

Lmao! Biko the plan is not to confuse the poor boys, this frustration is enough, don't compound it with your twerking

Hehehe...No be meet and greet again? My bae wan turn am to meet and twerk. I nor dey o. You wan go create enemies for me at my young age.

adenitemi:




Hehehe...No be meet and greet again? My bae wan turn am to meet and twerk. I nor dey o. You wan go create enemies for me at my young age.

#carries my small twerking "waste" away#

cattysmilez:


#carries my small twerking "waste" away#

*drags the waist back* Island or Mianland i'm down

cattysmilez:


#carries my small twerking "waste" away#

I'm in a dilemma here . I also don't want the 'waste' to waste.

#TeamGETArena+Beach?

adenitemi:


I'm in a dilemma here . I also don't want the 'waste' to waste.

#TeamGETArena+Beach?

Elegushi beach it is then....

Over to date and time....

cashme28:


Elegushi beach it is then....

Over to date and time....

Yay.. I wld advise as soon as possible, before the results come out, so we can all meet, successfuls or otherwise

cattysmilez:


Yay.. I wld advise as soon as possible, before the results come out, so we can all meet, successfuls or otherwise

If final verdict rolls out before the "meet and twerk greet" chillout....na only successfuls go show o!

cattysmilez:


Team beach so i get to twerk

ashleeeeee:


Lmao! Biko the plan is not to confuse the poor boys, this frustration is enough, don't compound it with your twerking

Abeg forget dat tin. Boys never confuse rish.

dane15:
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Wise response and reaction from El Kaitung and Mazi Onyisi Addict, onye exporter and importer, Igwe ugburugburu 1 na Obodo Bonny. That is why Elders will remain Elders.


God will help us..

You are a great man. Your days shall be long. Dem go give only you 2 slots.

ceetee:
My dear “This week is definitely NOT the week”. Q2 loading…..
@EHs (esp. @Forkadict) when last year were u notified of ur interview outcome. Do u know when the 1st set of EHs resumed?
Just want to see if there’s a pattern following Kaitung’s last post.
I think it will be easier to decipher “in due course” than guessing about the number of intakes.
The wait is not easy but we don’t have a choice so #WeWait
Father in the end let your will be done.

First of all, I thought you were a member of the 'To hell with the codes and little info' crew?

Second of all, why do you fret over a process that is looooong concluded (EH) but choose not to worry about your process that is currently ongoing?

Third of all, be not deceived. It's not easier to decipher anything. Neither the appointed time (as that is only known to the Father) nor the number of intakes which keeps changing on a per second basis.

And lastly, my sincere apologies for not being able to oblige your request at this time. You made your choice, please stand by it.

Adieu

ItsTime4me:
One of the salient points I can see in this post is that it is only the resumption of the first batch of 30 or 40 that is guaranteed. The resumption of the next batch is subject to the uncertainty principle. # I will always believe in Jah's undeserved kindness

Well, I have never heard of any case where anyone on waiting list ended up being dropped. E fit just Tey, dem go call you last last ni. It's just the trauma of knowing that some of your colleagues have resumed and are already living the el-dorado life and you are yet to that is the issue. But you go still enter shaaa ni. I could be wrong though and I stand corrected.

forkadict:


First of all, I thought you were a member of the 'To hell with the codes and little info' crew?

Second of all, why do you fret over a process that is looooong concluded (EH) but choose not to worry your process that is currently ongoing?

Third of all, be not deceived. It's not easier to decipher anything. Neither the appointed time (as that is only known to the Father) nor the number of intakes which keeps changing on a per second basis.

And lastly, my sincere apologies for not being able to oblige your request at this time. You made your choice, please stand by it.

Adieu

hian,..boss for the sake of ezinne, can we be one big happy family again plsssssss.??lol


wait o.....if we have a 'meat and twerk' arranged boss, u go fit show??

ItsTime4me:
@Kaitung, please no mind me o. Maybe my blood too dey hot. Na Nlng cos am o. Abeg can you give me/us a clue about the department or units or SBUs, as the case me be, that are really in dire need of GTs? Bros Forkadict, please do justice to this question if you can. Waiting for your responses my bosses

LOLZZZZ. I'm sorry I can't help you with this cos e pass my power no be small.

You know this GT thingy had reached an advance stage before I got in. So I really ain't got a clue.

Prinzofparis:


hian,..boss for the sake of ezinne, can we be one big happy family again plsssssss.??lol


wait o.....if we have a 'meat and twerk' arranged boss, u go fit show??

If I have at least a 3 week look ahead. I can arrange that. But that should be in April sha o. Cos May and June are no nos for me due to work pressure.