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This is what you get when you produce a Hollywood movie on a Nollywood budget. When i first saw the poster i thought it was a joke, not until I stumbled on this movie review by two foreign tabloids, UNILAD and Uk Metro.

While reading the review, i was stuck between cringing and laughing...I opted for laughter and i haven't stopped since

Read the rib cracking review below:

Comic fans around the world are waiting with bated breathe to see what Tom Holland’s performance as Spider-Man is going to be like – but the poor guy may have been outshone before he’s even webbed up his first bad guy.

Meet 'Spider-Girl', a gender bent, copyright infringing adaptation of everyone’s favourite wall-crawler straight from Nigeria’s version of Hollywood, Nollywood.

As I’m sure you can tell from the trailer Spider-Girl's more than capable of going up against Marvel’s heavy hitters, swinging (or flying it’s hard to tell) through the jungle and battling criminals with her magical ability to produce cartoon string, or webs, again it’s hard to tell.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/03/foreign-tabloids-movie-review-of.html

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If anything, the real stars of the show are the powerful screams from civilians startled by her presence. It’s the kind of shrill Daredevil could hear from Hell’s Kitchen.

Okay let’s be honest the CGI’s not the best and the story looks … a bit incoherent. I think it’s about Spider-Girl stopping criminals but I couldn’t tell you what their crimes are. Either way I’m sure the villains in that car that she mercilessly threw into the jungle deserved their fiery death.

Anyway judging by the last trailer for Civil War Captain America’s team doesn’t have their own Spider-Person so who knows maybe Spider-Girl could travel over the Atlantic and battle Tom Holland’s, slightly more polished looking, Spider-Man.

Watch the 'spine-tingling' movie trailer below


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PbCG2sp2F8

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Why won't they mock us..

When stupid producers can't think of something meaningful to act always recycling things!!

Some producers and directors don't just want to think outside the box, why waste money on such project ?

smh ... more reasons I don't patronise the nollywood . Where are my fellow Korean movie lovers ?

Hand falling.

This is why I dumped naija films since 60bc

lol..very good.Some Nollywood producers can disgrace Nigeria ehn!

Um

A big shame to NOLLYWOOD and YOLLYWOOD...




Friends what is the Yoruba movie called?....I think it is YOLLYWOOD.

We don't have a movie industry, period!

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Anytime I see this spider girl poster, I laff in colour yellow

Stanleywaxy:
smh ... more reasons I don't patronise the nollywood .
Where are my fellow Korean movie lovers ?

Shame on you some of the movies are awesome and theu put our youths to work.

kennygee:
Hand falling.

As in, serious one o!

Nollywood sabi fall hand.

This one no be spider girl ooooh!



Na simply..........




OMOGE ALANTAKUN!

NA BY FORCE. I DON'T LIKE COPYING. ORIGINALITY FOR LIFE.

hahahahaha them Neva see anytin watch out for BAT woman

Why won't they laugh when they are busy actin rubbish that they cnt even act well

Was watchin a yoruba action movie and regretted..cos dat was the most useless thing I've ever watched dis 2016

apc na hin produce that film, directed by Buhari. this cannot happen in GEJ's era

I don't watch Nollywood films. You can easily preempt them Again, they should better stick to African story lines instead of dabbling into stories that are aliens to this part of the world.

Kini meaning gbogbo eleyi bayi

I blame it on the producer x the director tho!

Spider girl ko, cockroach boy ni...... Iranu

Hahahaha stinking shiiit

.it's a bit embarrassing to watch.

God will keep the roads safe in Jesus name.

I was about to post something. I paused and say to myself, must I post?

Spider man wey dey bring thunder lol

Lilimax:
I don't watch Nollywood films. You can easily preempt them

the movies are IQ reducing agents