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Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by GurlFriend: 4:26pm On Mar 31, 2016
This is what you get when you produce a Hollywood movie on a Nollywood budget. When i first saw the poster i thought it was a joke, not until I stumbled on this movie review by two foreign tabloids, UNILAD and Uk Metro.

While reading the review, i was stuck between cringing and laughing...I opted for laughter and i haven't stopped since

Read the rib cracking review below:

Comic fans around the world are waiting with bated breathe to see what Tom Holland’s performance as Spider-Man is going to be like – but the poor guy may have been outshone before he’s even webbed up his first bad guy.

Meet 'Spider-Girl', a gender bent, copyright infringing adaptation of everyone’s favourite wall-crawler straight from Nigeria’s version of Hollywood, Nollywood.

As I’m sure you can tell from the trailer Spider-Girl's more than capable of going up against Marvel’s heavy hitters, swinging (or flying it’s hard to tell) through the jungle and battling criminals with her magical ability to produce cartoon string, or webs, again it’s hard to tell.


http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/03/foreign-tabloids-movie-review-of.html

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Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by GurlFriend: 4:28pm On Mar 31, 2016
cont.


If anything, the real stars of the show are the powerful screams from civilians startled by her presence. It’s the kind of shrill Daredevil could hear from Hell’s Kitchen.

Okay let’s be honest the CGI’s not the best and the story looks … a bit incoherent. I think it’s about Spider-Girl stopping criminals but I couldn’t tell you what their crimes are. Either way I’m sure the villains in that car that she mercilessly threw into the jungle deserved their fiery death.

Anyway judging by the last trailer for Civil War Captain America’s team doesn’t have their own Spider-Person so who knows maybe Spider-Girl could travel over the Atlantic and battle Tom Holland’s, slightly more polished looking, Spider-Man.


Watch the 'spine-tingling' movie trailer below


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PbCG2sp2F8

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Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by GurlFriend: 4:33pm On Mar 31, 2016
Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by kossyablaze(m): 4:33pm On Mar 31, 2016
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Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by makingsense(m): 4:37pm On Mar 31, 2016
Why won't they mock us..

When stupid producers can't think of something meaningful to act always recycling things!!

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Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by nairamaverick(m): 4:38pm On Mar 31, 2016
Some producers and directors don't just want to think outside the box, why waste money on such project ?

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Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by Stanleywaxy(m): 5:11pm On Mar 31, 2016
smh ... more reasons I don't patronise the nollywood . Where are my fellow Korean movie lovers ?

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Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by sammyj: 5:28pm On Mar 31, 2016
angry shocked angryshocked grin shockedgrin

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Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by Nobody: 5:28pm On Mar 31, 2016
Hand falling.

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Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by ozoigbondu: 5:29pm On Mar 31, 2016
This is why I dumped naija films since 60bc angry angry

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Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by kullozone(m): 5:31pm On Mar 31, 2016
lol..very good.Some Nollywood producers can disgrace Nigeria ehn!

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Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by tpiah01: 5:31pm On Mar 31, 2016
Um
Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by mallamseifaldin(m): 5:31pm On Mar 31, 2016
A big shame to NOLLYWOOD and YOLLYWOOD...




Friends what is the Yoruba movie called?....I think it is YOLLYWOOD.

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Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by gozzlin: 5:31pm On Mar 31, 2016
We don't have a movie industry, period!

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Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by abumeinben(m): 5:32pm On Mar 31, 2016
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Anytime I see this spider girl poster, I laff in colour yellow grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by Bitterleafsoup: 5:32pm On Mar 31, 2016
Stanleywaxy:
smh ... more reasons I don't patronise the nollywood .
Where are my fellow Korean movie lovers ?
Shame on you some of the movies are awesome and theu put our youths to work.

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Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by stchinedu: 5:32pm On Mar 31, 2016
kennygee:
Hand falling.
As in, serious one o!

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Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by flekside(m): 5:32pm On Mar 31, 2016
Nollywood sabi fall hand. undecided
Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by RexTramadol1: 5:32pm On Mar 31, 2016
This one no be spider girl ooooh!



Na simply..........




OMOGE ALANTAKUN!

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Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by SEETHEM: 5:32pm On Mar 31, 2016
NA BY FORCE. I DON'T LIKE COPYING. ORIGINALITY FOR LIFE.

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Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by Nathanieloo7(m): 5:32pm On Mar 31, 2016
hahahahaha them Neva see anytin watch out for BAT woman

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Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by marshalcarter: 5:32pm On Mar 31, 2016
Why won't they laugh when they are busy actin rubbish that they cnt even act well

Was watchin a yoruba action movie and regretted..cos dat was the most useless thing I've ever watched dis 2016 angry

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Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by TANTUMERGO007(f): 5:32pm On Mar 31, 2016
apc na hin produce that film, directed by Buhari. this cannot happen in GEJ's era lipsrsealed

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Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by Lilimax(f): 5:32pm On Mar 31, 2016
I don't watch Nollywood films. You can easily preempt them embarassed Again, they should better stick to African story lines instead of dabbling into stories that are aliens to this part of the world.

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Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by Adatob(m): 5:32pm On Mar 31, 2016
Kini meaning gbogbo eleyi bayi

I blame it on the producer x the director tho!

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Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by SortCode(m): 5:33pm On Mar 31, 2016
Spider girl ko, cockroach boy ni...... Iranu undecided

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Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by iamord(m): 5:33pm On Mar 31, 2016
Hahahaha stinking shiiit

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Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by Skywalker5(m): 5:33pm On Mar 31, 2016
.it's a bit embarrassing to watch.

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Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by tpiah01: 5:33pm On Mar 31, 2016
God will keep the roads safe in Jesus name.

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Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by xmileeasy: 5:34pm On Mar 31, 2016
I was about to post something. I paused and say to myself, must I post?

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Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by Phonetikkks: 5:34pm On Mar 31, 2016
Spider man wey dey bring thunder lol

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Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by iamord(m): 5:34pm On Mar 31, 2016
Lilimax:
I don't watch Nollywood films. You can easily preempt them embarassed
the movies are IQ reducing agents

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