Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review - TV/Movies (2)

Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review - TV/Movies (2) - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum › Entertainment › TV/Movies › Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review (49583 Views)

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 Reply (Go Down)

Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by Nobody: 5:35pm On Mar 31, 2016

makingsense:
Why won't they mock us..

When stupid producers can't think of something meaningful to act always recycling things!!

In Nollywood, plots revolve around church, Jazz for husband, husband snatching, jazz for money, miracles and low level stuff that can appeal to people who have forgotten that they have a brain. This always works because the audience are dullards. Now somebody in Nollywood decided he wants to do pass himself and have a proper plot! imagine ....abeg leave plot for Oyinbo man, and go back to your husband snatching movies.

5 Likes

Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by MrWhaley: 5:36pm On Mar 31, 2016

Nigerian Directors and their stupidity.

That's how the other day,I came across this one "The BatMan Part 1 & 2"... Abeg,what are they acting in that film that will give it Part 2?? undecided

Do they have the fancy toys Bruce Wayne uses in combatting criminals? huh

And they called it the BatMan.

iSwear,very soon you will see "Ejiro The Superman Part 1 & 2" embarassed

5 Likes 1 Share

Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by Lilimax(f): 5:36pm On Mar 31, 2016

iamord:
the movies are IQ reducing agents

So true!

2 Likes

Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by bigtt76(f): 5:36pm On Mar 31, 2016

No longer part 1 and 2 now na Season 1 and 2 grin

4 Likes

Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by katerine7(f): 5:36pm On Mar 31, 2016

na so dem go dey disgrace themselves

1 Like

Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by Lilimax(f): 5:37pm On Mar 31, 2016

garfield16:
In Nollywood, plots revolve around church, Jazz for husband, husband snatching, jazz for money, miracles and low level stuff that can appeal to people who have forgotten that they have a brain. This always works because the audience are dullards. Now somebody in Nollywood decided he wants to do pass himself and have a proper plot! imagine ....abeg leave plot for Oyinbo man, and go back to your husband snatching movies.

Your mouth badt goor!

Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by baby124: 5:37pm On Mar 31, 2016

mallamseifaldin:
A big shame to NOLLYWOOD and YOLLYWOOD...

Friends what is the Yoruba movie called?....I think it is YOLLYWOOD.

Yollywood movies are not as stupid as nollywood movies. I can't watch nollywood movies again. So stupid. Even complete illiterates can't produce the movies out there today. Don't involve Yollywood. Yollywood is far ahead of Nollywood in content.

Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by jesuspikinjp(m): 5:38pm On Mar 31, 2016

lol. spider girl, when is iron man coming out ?

1 Like

Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by VictorRomanov: 5:39pm On Mar 31, 2016

This is painful to watch. Shame leave the actors and producers dey catch me wey dey watch.

5 Likes

Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by 9jatatafo(m): 5:39pm On Mar 31, 2016

The producer fall my hand. At least he for title the movie "Scorpion Girl".

Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by ucheheart(m): 5:39pm On Mar 31, 2016

Nollywood as stagnant as ever

1 Like

Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by Lilimax(f): 5:39pm On Mar 31, 2016

baby124:
Yollywood movies are not as stupid as nollywood movies. I can't watch nollywood movies again. So stupid. Even complete illiterates can't produce the movies out there today. Don't involve Yollywood. Yollywood is far ahead of Nollywood in content.

Abeg which one is Yollywood huh

3 Likes

Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by Adesiji77: 5:40pm On Mar 31, 2016

I laugh in Zulu cheesy

Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by baby124: 5:40pm On Mar 31, 2016

Lilimax:
Abeg which one is Yollywood

Yoruba movies

Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by Nobody: 5:40pm On Mar 31, 2016

Bitterleafsoup:
Shame on you some of the movies are awesome and theu put our youths to work.

Oh well

I don't think so .
When they put the youths to which kind of work ? Nudity ? and not forgetting all these nonsense they do in the social media . It's a pure shame .
I can never watch Nollywood again. Gone are the days when our movies teaches one a lesson or two .
I'll give you a tip to see what a good movie is like ...maybe you've seen it ,or maybe you haven't ... Go get a "Mara and Clara and entertain yourselt girl .
Nollywood can't make a movie as good as that . This movie is Philippines tho .
Enjoy it and give me a feedback .
Good evening ! cheesy

1 Like

Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by Nobody: 5:41pm On Mar 31, 2016

The concept of the movie is nice. They just need to do something more original and unique, not a Hollywood imitation. And improve on the effects to make it look more real

Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by mallamseifaldin(m): 5:42pm On Mar 31, 2016

baby124:
Yollywood movies are not as stupid as nollywood movies. I can't watch nollywood movies again. So stupid. Even complete illiterates can't produce the movies out there today. Don't involve Yollywood. Yollywood is far ahead of Nollywood in content.

Really! Then I am missing a lot out there.. I need to be schooled on yollywood.

They got pretty actresses I know.... I am still yet to understand its content.

Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by funkyrash(m): 5:42pm On Mar 31, 2016

The trailer! OMG! grin

2 Likes

Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by Lilimax(f): 5:43pm On Mar 31, 2016

baby124:
Yoruba movies

Says who? If they are Yollywood, Igbo movies will be called what? Igbowood I guess? embarassed

2 Likes

Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by tartarus(m): 5:43pm On Mar 31, 2016

Watched this movie last week and I almost died. Currently on life support.... cry

10 Likes 2 Shares

Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by Gracito(f): 5:44pm On Mar 31, 2016

kennygee:
Hand falling.

I don die. Llmaoooooooo

Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by vizkiz: 5:44pm On Mar 31, 2016

kossyablaze:
Lmao
*Modified*
CC: Lalasticlala , Misspicy , Ladyf ,Sameer1212, cutehector, 247notire , Introvert , vizkiz ,Tosyne2much!
My birthday loading! April 9th... $4,000 for yall

how far? Where the party at?

Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by Oluwasaeon(m): 5:44pm On Mar 31, 2016

Dis ppl are just putting finishing touches on our bad name

6 Likes

Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by Nobody: 5:45pm On Mar 31, 2016

All the people when partake for this movie the better thunder when go fire them still dey breastfeed

4 Likes

Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by babydioku(f): 5:46pm On Mar 31, 2016

Nice job guys. Make it more impressive next time.

Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by BuddhaPalm(m): 5:46pm On Mar 31, 2016

We still dey Bleep up.

Bollywood don graduate tey tey.

I recently watched the movie PK. And it's BY FAR, one of the best movies I've watched in my whole life.

And we are here doing 8-bit Spider Girl.

1 Like

Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by davseun2ta(m): 5:47pm On Mar 31, 2016

End time movie

Scripted by End time script writer

Directed by End time directors

Produced by Endtime producer

Marketed by End time marketers

Everything about this movie is ENDTIME!!!

Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by huntax(m): 5:48pm On Mar 31, 2016

kennygee:
Hand falling.

At least, their Batman can fly. lol

Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by amagunnerfan: 5:49pm On Mar 31, 2016

Stanleywaxy:
smh ... more reasons I don't patronise the nollywood .
Where are my fellow Korean movie lovers ?

Hope you don't complain about the value of the naira oo.

Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by Nobody: 5:49pm On Mar 31, 2016

Lmao!

I'm not surprised.

Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by babydioku(f): 5:52pm On Mar 31, 2016

Stanleywaxy:
Oh well I don't think so .
When they put the youths to which kind of work ? Nudity ? and not forgetting all these nonsense they do in the social media . It's a pure shame .
I can never watch Nollywood again. Gone are the days when our movies teaches one a lesson or two .
I'll give you a tip to see what a good movie is like ...maybe you've seen it ,or maybe you haven't ... Go get a "Mara and Clara and entertain yourselt girl .
Nollywood can't make a movie as good as that . This movie is Philippines tho .
Enjoy it and give me a feedback .
Good evening !

Take a deep breath, in and out, in and out. Please give yourself blood pressure over nothing.

Re: Foreign Tabloids Mock Nigerian Movie "Spider Girl' In Hilarious Movie Review by chibyz(m): 5:54pm On Mar 31, 2016

i call this creativity at at it peak!

1 Like

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 Reply

BBNaija: "Breast Of 25-Year-Old Virgin, Cee-C" - Non-Fans Mock Cee-C • Hilarious Movie Cliches We Are Never Tired Of Seeing. • A Very Hilarious Movie Poster I Saw Today In Portharcourt. • 2 • 3 • 4

BBNaija: Team Seyi And Team Tacha Clash In Surulere, Lagos (Videos) • Mercy Eke: Emmanuel Emenike, My Boyfriend Dumped Me - BBNaija's Mercy • Funny Pics You Can Relate To If Your Wife Is A Fan Of Indian Movies!!!