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mencade5:
I was once a zombie but i have given my life to wailers.

I regret voting fr buhari in the last election. He is a disappointment.

You're welcome darling...cheers...

Me sef laff tire,if he can mobilise 2 million people make hin sef contest next election and with few campaign hin go win presidential election.

quote author=woodboi post=44247311]That 2million strikes me most, is he the one feeding them or he will just call 2 million people and command them.... oya march to Abuja![/quote]

tete7000:
Your post really portrays how small-brained and how blind you are to what is going on around. Even your president wouldn't deny hardship his term so far has inflicted on masses. Fuel scarcity, darkness everywhere, joblessness, inflation, name it, are all hallmark of this administration. If we go to find out now, you might be one jobless, unemployed mumu somewhere. Ode, oponu, zombie, afofungbemu.

Only me, all these insults, from a supposedly, civilised, educated, enlightened and christianised mofo? So, u're all just realising d country was/is in a bad situation, yet u wanted d looter and his cohorts continue? Probably, because of d indiscriminate bank alerts u were receiving from d federal govt purse.

Well, if u can't see where PMB is trying to direct Naija, it shows u're visionless and myopic. One of those who can't see d orchard because of d single apple in their palms.

I'm almost tempted to see who has better n more powerful curse words, alakori!

tete7000:
Your post really portrays how small-brained and how blind you are to what is going on around. Even your president wouldn't deny hardship his term so far has inflicted on masses. Fuel scarcity, darkness everywhere, joblessness, inflation, name it, are all hallmark of this administration. If we go to find out now, you might be one jobless, unemployed mumu somewhere. Ode, oponu, zombie, afofungbemu.

Went into ur profile n realised u're one of those christians wasting their time. Won't miss any service, paste and sprout biblical verses all over yet refuse to live an exemplary life. Well, u can go into a fasting n prayer session to generate more curse words and rain more calamity on ur generation because someone has a different political inclination. U don't even understand why ur Jesus died n u expect to understand mere politics? Abeg, park well well!

woodboi:
That 2million strikes me most, is he the one feeding them or he will just call 2 million people and command them.... oya march to Abuja!

My friend I can mobilize 200,000 for him

ashjay001:
Only me, all these insults, from a supposedly, civilised, educated, enlightened and christianised mofo? So, u're all just realising d country was/is in a bad situation, yet u wanted d looter and his cohorts continue? Probably, because of d indiscriminate bank alerts u were receiving from d federal govt purse.

Well, if u can't see where PMB is trying to direct Naija, it shows u're visionless and myopic. One of those who can't see d orchard because of d single apple in their palms.

I'm almost tempted to see who has better n more powerful curse words, alakori!

No insult there, I only use appropriate words to describe you. Even the bible you don't understand and wanted to quote refer to your ungodly type as fools and says 'Woe unto you except you repent and change'.

And it was because corruption was being unchecked, so all these investors you claim, saw it as an opportunity to exploit Nigerians and Nigeria, these countries that are now ahead of Nigeria are there because they have a structures, infrastructures and corruption is well checked! hope i have enlightened you. Read Richard Branson assessment of doing Business in Nigeria, that will expose you more ! PMB travelling is needed to boost nigerian economy and improve our damage reputation with investors, he is giving them a new Nigeria a changing Nigeria, one where everyone has a good standard of living, sure its hard but which road to success is not hard? or don't you want your family to live above the poverty line ? .

luvinhubby:
And investors keep trooping out of Nigeria with this your Buhari's travellings?

Nigeria was FDI most preffered destination for Africa under GEJ that did not travel up to 23 countries in 5yrs but lost that to Cote D'ivoire, Kenya, Ethiopia & South Africa & is now 5th in Africa with Buhari's global loitering.

Buhari is confused & APC is a scam.

yomz1e:
And it was because corruption was being unchecked, so all these investors you claim, saw it as an opportunity to exploit Nigerians and Nigeria, these countries that are now ahead of Nigeria are there because they have a structures, infrastructures and corruption is well checked! hope i have enlightened you. Read Richard Branson assessment of doing Business in Nigeria, that will expose you more ! PMB travelling is needed to boost nigerian economy and improve our damage reputation with investors, he is giving them a new Nigeria a changing Nigeria, one where everyone has a good standard of living, sure its hard but which road to success is not hard? or don't you want your family to live above the poverty line ? .

You keep confusing yourself, how does Buhari's global loitering relate with local fight against corruption or is EFCC & DSS Nigerian agencies in diaspora?

Moreover, investors look at economic indices as pointers to where to put their money & Nigeria's GDP was growing at 8% annually with all the purported corruption & is now 2% with purported war on corruption, so leave investors first & mirror your own local economic growth in the past 12 months & see a nose-dive that has scared away investors & not any useless corruption chant.
Corruption is in every country, they all manage to limit theirs & continue to grow the economy, Buhari & APC should not use anti-corruption as an excuse to kill our economy which they are succeeding to do so now while Buhari keeps loitering.

woodboi:
That 2million strikes me most, is he the one feeding them or he will just call 2 million people and command them.... oya march to Abuja!

he is the president of bikers association,more than 8million members,yu shld see his crib at gariki abuja,enuf crowd wey hin dey feed..so 2mill is notin...

tete7000:
No insult there, I only use appropriate words to describe you. Even the bible you don't understand and wanted to quote refer to your ungodly type as fools and says 'Woe unto you except you repent and change'.

Seriously? Who but a wailer can have such dysfunctional reasoning?!

So, Jesus Christ went round town, woe'ing' unto all unbelievers? Yeah, u really are that kind of christian. Hope u won't blame Bubu on ur way to hell?

syntekelite:
he is the president of bikers association,more than 8million members,yu shld see his crib at gariki abuja,enuf crowd wey hin dey feed..so 2mill is notin...

If he's feeding 2 million people daily no problem... IDP should move to his house, I admire his courage.

luvinhubby:
You keep confusing yourself, how does Buhari's global loitering relate with local fight against corruption or is EFCC & DSS Nigerian agencies in diaspora?

Moreover, investors look at economic indices as pointers to where to put their money & Nigeria's GDP was growing at 8% annually with all the purported corruption & is now 2% with purported war on corruption, so leave investors first & mirror your own local economic growth in the past 12 months & see a nose-dive that has scared away investors & not any useless corruption chant.
Corruption is in every country, they all manage to limit theirs & continue to grow the economy, Buhari & APC should not use anti-corruption as an excuse to kill our economy which they are succeeding to do so now while Buhari keeps loitering.

Leaving d greats(Awolowo, Zik, Balewa) out of it, can u point out one Naija National leader that was actually selfless? That actually cared about d real(not paper) direction of our economy? These same absconding foreign investors are d same ones insisting on devaluation n creating safe havens for ill-gotten gains. With 8% growth, there were still no jobs, no fuel, no light, no good healthcare, but because a few were feeding fat and scraps were going round, u all were happy? Yet, d same foreigners av been saying over 80% of Nigerians live in poverty, even during d time of plenty, u'll were less concerned?

ashjay001:
Leaving d greats(Awolowo, Zik, Balewa) out of it, can u point out one Naija National leader that was actually selfless? That actually cared about d real(not paper) direction of our economy? These same absconding foreign investors are d same ones insisting on devaluation n creating safe havens for ill-gotten gains. With 8% growth, there were still no jobs, no fuel, no light, no good healthcare, but because a few were feeding fat and scraps were going round, u all were happy? Yet, d same foreigners av been saying over 80% of Nigerians live in poverty, even during d time of plenty, u'll were less concerned?

Simple test : What does your take home really took home for you 3yrs ago & compare what your take home took home for you last month.

That will answer your question.

ashjay001:
Seriously? Who but a wailer can have such dysfunctional reasoning?!

So, Jesus Christ went round town, woe'ing' unto all unbelievers? Yeah, u really are that kind of christian. Hope u won't blame Bubu on ur way to hell?

John in his epistle said those who do not believe are already condemned. They are condemned because they do not believe in the only name that can save them. Jesus by woeing unbelievers is simply telling them what has already being; no curse. Proverbs says 'A fool says in his heart there is no God'. Oga as long as you reject God, learn to live with those realities. You made your choice, live with the consequences. Woe unto those who say there is no God, woe, I repeat woe.

woodboi:
If he's feeding 2 million people daily no problem... IDP should move to his house, I admire his courage.

lol.. trust me a lot of people make donations to idps..but remain anonymous..charly boy is know to be a philantropist..

tete7000:
John in his epistle said those who do not believe are already condemned. They are condemned because they do not believe in the only name that can save them. Jesus by woeing unbelievers is simply telling them what has already being; no curse. Proverbs says 'A fool says in his heart there is no God'. Oga as long as you reject God, learn to live with those realities. You made your choice, live with the consequences. Woe unto those who say there is no God, woe, I repeat woe.

U assume a lot of sh_t! I didn't claim to be anything, xtian or otherwise, u were d one that dressed urself up as a xtian n I expect to see christ-like behaviour. Even on d cross, he didn't 'woe' anyone, just prayed for them, yet to justify ur failings; u're using quotes from all over d bible?

U don't even understand what christianity entails, instead just be ur cursing self and enjoy a secular life, not living in denial on earth and still loosing heaven.

luvinhubby:
Simple test : What does your take home really took home for you 3yrs ago & compare what your take home took home for you last month.

That will answer your question.

That's exactly what's wrong abt u wailers n ur ilk! Its never about 'me' but about 'us'.

I just changed jobs 3weeks ago, far better package. But, my cry is for those thousands without jobs, those that can't afford school fees with no govt aid to assist them. Those that are filled with biz plans but no funding. D mothers n kids that loose their life everyday due to no finance or access to healthcare. D casual workers with no hope of an increment.

I want a govt that will play its part in providing these things, without allowing a few to corner it! PMB is trying to make d right moves, all I see are saboteurs!

Take fuel: thruout d past regime, all d fuel scarcity was as a result of subsidy, no solution was tabled, just d same circle. But, presently, u actually realise d govt wants to solve but d cabals are finding new ways- solve subsidy, create import quota; solve import quota, create forex, presently trying to solve forex n av a storage system incase of further emergencies.

Ojiofor:
Tinubu want to get rid of the only shining star in bubu's government out of tribalism.

You probably don't know Ibe Kachukwu very well and are been unfair to what Tinubu said.

I am not a member Jagaban fan club nor am I a sycophant in anyway

We know a lot about Ibe and his paymasters more than anyone bro

All Tinubu is saying his, Mr Man this your seat that is making you bn insensitive to the people was won by some people.

Before your seat came into play some people fought a hard battle election and voted some one out.

Simple.

Ibe Kachukwu is a product of TY Danjuma and Babangida IBB as their slot to PMB's election contribution, don't be fooled by the suits and good looking degrees.

This is a game of the Big Boys bro, the more you look the less you see.

Ibe is more of a Politician than a technocrat to get to that level bro right from Exxon Mobil days

ideylaff:
You probably don't know Ibe Kachukwu very well and are been unfair to what Tinubu said.

I am not a member Jagaban fan club nor am I a sycophant in anyway

We know a lot about Ibe and his paymasters more than anyone bro

All Tinubu is saying his, Mr Man this your seat that is making you bn insensitive to the people was won by some people.

Before your seat came into play some people fought a hard battle election and voted some one out.

Simple.

Ibe Kachukwu is a product of TY Danjuma and Babangida IBB as their slot to PMB's election contribution, don't be fooled by the suits and good looking degrees.

This is a game of the Big Boys bro, the more you look the less you see.

Ibe is more of a Politician than a technocrat to get to that level bro right from Exxon Mobil days

Ibe Kachiukwu was not being insensitive rather he should be praised for saying the truth unlike your Tinubus who have made a carrier in political hypocrisy and see nothing wrong in deceiving and lying to the general public.

ashjay001:
That's exactly what's wrong abt u wailers n ur ilk! Its never about 'me' but about 'us'.

I just changed jobs 3weeks ago, far better package. But, my cry is for those thousands without jobs, those that can't afford school fees with no govt aid to assist them. Those that are filled with biz plans but no funding. D mothers n kids that loose their life everyday due to no finance or access to healthcare. D casual workers with no hope of an increment.

I want a govt that will play its part in providing these things, without allowing a few to corner it! PMB is trying to make d right moves, all I see are saboteurs!

Take fuel: thruout d past regime, all d fuel scarcity was as a result of subsidy, no solution was tabled, just d same circle. But, presently, u actually realise d govt wants to solve but d cabals are finding new ways- solve subsidy, create import quota; solve import quota, create forex, presently trying to solve forex n av a storage system incase of further emergencies.

Excuses! Excuses!! Excuses!!!

Who cares if you changed job 10 times in the past one year, those who are less fortunate, how are they faring with this severe economic downturn?

I do not care how it was done, all i care for is results & the past GEJ regime had many but this Buhari regime is currently fumbling & wobbling aimlessly.

Kachukwu might have been in the United States but he has long before then been dining and winning with Den Gov Uduaghan , IBB, Danjuma and co....

oooh you think he just arrived on the scene in the Political set up just like that... please dont let us tell you his history as a deals man ooo

in the indistry hes known as Mr 50 % 50% ooooooo

Hes is a smart professional but a highly political person deep indise, please dont be fooled by any CV ooo

So Buhari just picked his name out of a hat..... LOL go and speak to the industry people who go way back with him

You need more than brilliance to run the show in a political set up

There is a script unfolding as I see things and Kachikwu got cocky and walked into it with that statement.

Also he's has been found wanting in some deals which he has always bn common knowledge in the industry that he has a high taste for good things, let's forget about his VP job in Mobil Kachikwu is an IBB boy and Danjuma person so what did you expect him to do

In the industry we call him The 50 - 50 man. Shhhhh

If he survives this call there will be another one waiting for him.

This is not rumours Kachikwu does not have clean hands and should not have gotten carried away with the silly comment "I am not a Magician" did he really know the implication of that statement.

I wish him Goodluck as he wriggles out of this.

Most people commenting don't know what is going on in the back ground

He was at the Villla yesterday to beg for his misdeeds

Jagaban worked with Ben Akabueze for over 2 teams and Fashola worked with him as well so whre is the Tinubi hates ibos from when he allowed a Akabueze as his ECONOMIC commisioner for over 8 years,,,please show me a Yoruba commissioner in the SE or SS

Then we can talk later....

Bottom line kachikwu made an insensitive statement at a very sentitive period that someone on a hot seat like that should at this stage not make. Hes bn VP @ Exxon Mobile for years if he said something along these lines during a disaster that involves Mobill he will be shown the door no matter how high is position is.

At that level Kachukwu is not just a technocrat he played politics both in and outside the board room.

We know how many phone calls he made to IBB and Danjuma before he scaled the hurdle so make people nor begin shout like he was beged for the job. naaaaa opportunity met chance and he was picked.

Is it too much to say sorry i did not mean to sound cocky by saying "I am not a magician" simple

does the pic belwow tell you that Kachukwu is more than a board room novice... he has been in the back ground ever since ooo forget all that VP Exxon Mobil seat

He knew what he was walking into in fact I know he has ambitions to become a governor in future

https://static.pulse.ng/img/incoming/origs3469670/4165563116-w644-h429/Nkemdili-1.png

luvinhubby:
Excuses! Excuses!! Excuses!!!

Who cares if you changed job 10 times in the past one year, those who are less fortunate, how are they faring with this severe economic downturn?

I do not care how it was done, all i care for is results & the past GEJ regime had many but this Buhari regime is currently fumbling & wobbling aimlessly.

U asked me to compare my past earnings to d present n I let u know I'm not hungry n jobs aint a prob to me! Its those same less fortunate who I'm after their well-being too.

If u tot GEJ's regime was doing anything abt dem, den u where in lalaland! Just by implementing d TSA, GEJ didn't av d political will to activate, PMB has been able to save d country over #2trn that would otherwise av disappeared thru jungle expense sheets. Why he hasn't started spending it, into necessary areas is because he is insisting on senate approval(appropriation), which was not obtainable in d past, as a NOI will come out and say, GEJ approved her spending of $2b of our nation's wealth??!!

Now, our prayer, is for PMB to actually disburse those monies judiciously. We can see he has saved it, why shouldn't we believe he's gonna spend it right?

PMB only had 6mnths+ to implement GEJ's budget, yet we're winning against BH, FG pays salaries without borrowing, FG saves 2trn inspite of oil crunch, FG bails out d owing states n is still telling them to come for more, fuel crisis will be a truly be a thing of d past if dey can actually implement d storage system, power is where I'm expecting Fashola to step up his game.

Believe me, things can only get better.

Nice write up C. Boy that what we need to push forward and take this nation to greater height..we are yet to see the change.


The youth are still out there looking for job,no light,fuel scarcity is a big problem in our country ...

sonOfLucifer:
NIGERIA: A S[color=#000000]HI[/color]TSTORY

It was a long time ago, when pit latrines were still in vogue, and 18 was considered old...For a lady.

But this story isn't about the feminine gender, or feminism; those are definitely not shitty topics.

You see, I'd like to discuss with you something that was a part of our forebears' morning roster. As they said in those days : "An early trip to the pit, makes the farm a happy place", "He who gets to the pit last, does not want breakfast", "Early to drop off, early to set off"..

So, just as the sun rose, the s[color=#000000]hi[/color]t level in pit buckets around the neighbourhood rose, blessed abundantly by the orifices of the general population.

These pit latrines had to be regularly emptied. Of course, if you decided not to, it was totally up to you. I will spare the readers the details; this article is shitty enough already.

So, erm, why would any reasonable being spend time discussing pit latrines as a relic of our past?

Well, because the analogy is relevant to what we experience today as Nigerians. NIGERIA is indeed a pit latrine, and I say this with all respect to my motherland and the great nations that form it. All the constituents trapped in this shitty hell hole, some larger than the others, some little like peanuts, others just literally all over the place.

Every country is indeed a pit latrine, better countries just have less s[color=#000000]hi[/color]t in them. No country is perfect, but just like a public toilet, the less ooze, the better.

We have been through a lot of s[color=#000000]hi[/color]t; a civil war, numerous tribal conflicts. Yet we somehow moved beyond this and the darkness that was Abacha's glasses. Got democracy, dug a General out of a shithole and installed him as President. The world hailed our nascent democracy, we congratulated ourselves and hoped for a bright future. New government, same old s[color=#000000]hi[/color]t.

Odi, Political assassinations, Tafa Balogun, failed third term bid, Atiku, MEND and unMEND. The Old General was doing his best in a shitty situation. Maybe adding more s[color=#000000]hi[/color]t would make the old s[color=#000000]hi[/color]t disappear. Maybe yelling 'Pdp power' at it would make the ooze smell like blueberries and all those oyibo fruits. For all his efforts, the Old General got a library for himself. Not a shitty piece of reward if you ask me. And he became a shitsman. Or was it, statesman.

That came and went. And in came the same old s[color=#000000]hi[/color]t, but this time neatly and brilliantly packaged in a 7 point menu, sorry, agenda. In hindsight we should have known. How could one so frail looking not have his life snuffed out by the ooze from that which the failed 3rd term General handed him?
My people, that is how 7 Point Agenda went abroad for check-up and didn't show up until his funeral. Who say death no carry passport?

And, finding ourselves in another shitty situation, we installed a fisherman and zoologist, to, erhh, handle our s[color=#000000]hi[/color]t.

And he was humble. And used to be shoeless. And as proof of his humble beginnings, he showed us his home state which he had governed for some years. The lack of infrastructure and social amenities there was testament to his humility, he said. He convinced us that the billions the state earned from the government had been spent frugally because the people were a humble people. Always saving cost. Why wear shoes when you have feet? Be frugal, he told us. And we were happy. And we voted him in.

And he gave us lessons in frugality. He saved the government money by asking us to spend more. And we cried and wailed. And he heard our pleas, and they sounded like music to his ears. So he went dancing while Boko Haram ravaged. And then our Patience wore out. And we cursed our Luck.

We looked at ourselves. And elected the most glamorous shit amongst ourselves. We told ourselves “that s[color=#000000]hi[/color]t no dey smell, him no be lyk those other s[color=#000000]hi[/color]t”........

I adore talent. Just wonder what God will say when he finds a poster of sunoflucifer above my bed . Will I be send straight to hell? Or wld that be heaven to me?
On a serious note, you deserve a column in a newspaper.
Many will read your page, some will use it to wipe ;-). Its Nigeria afterall .

ashjay001:
U asked me to compare my past earnings to d present n I let u know I'm not hungry n jobs aint a prob to me! Its those same less fortunate who I'm after their well-being too.

If u tot GEJ's regime was doing anything abt dem, den u where in lalaland! Just by implementing d TSA, GEJ didn't av d political will to activate, PMB has been able to save d country over #2trn that would otherwise av disappeared thru jungle expense sheets. Why he hasn't started spending it, into necessary areas is because he is insisting on senate approval(appropriation), which was not obtainable in d past, as a NOI will come out and say, GEJ approved her spending of $2b of our nation's wealth??!!

Now, our prayer, is for PMB to actually disburse those monies judiciously. We can see he has saved it, why shouldn't we believe he's gonna spend it right?

PMB only had 6mnths+ to implement GEJ's budget, yet we're winning against BH, FG pays salaries without borrowing, FG saves 2trn inspite of oil crunch, FG bails out d owing states n is still telling them to come for more, fuel crisis will be a truly be a thing of d past if dey can actually implement d storage system, power is where I'm expecting Fashola to step up his game.

Believe me, things can only get better.

SMH!
So you do not know that your FG borrowed $2 billion late last to finance it's supplementary budget.

If comprehension is hard for you, compare how much N2,000 grocery you can get in 2013 to what you can get with same amount now.

luvinhubby:
SMH!
So you do not know that your FG borrowed $2 billion late last to finance it's supplementary budget.

If comprehension is hard for you, compare how much N2,000 grocery you can get in 2013 to what you can get with same amount now.

Borrowed from where? I know they submitted a supplementary, but didn't hear anything about borrowing to finance it.

Same way #2,000 worth of groceries in 2011 is expected to compare unfavourably with that of 2013.

babamadiba:
We wey get sense, we understand this thing, only weed smoking kids that are still been fed by their parents won't.

believe that!! kids these days smoke skunk and drink Benilyn with CODEINE. stuff is running out like gas needed to power PHCN. Nigeria's future generations are druggies