SANDOSKI:
Waooo... Today is my BIRTHDAY... Wish me luck.....

happy birthday dear,,,all the best

FlawlessRebirth2:
I JUST CALLED MY MUM....TOLD HER I MISPLACED MY SCHOOL FEES...


D INSULT SHE GAVE ME EHHHHHH..... am STILL IN SHOCK...(NOT EVEN TOLD HER ITS APRIL FOOL)

lol...Nigerian Mum's got not chill

I was told that my car is no longer where I parked last nite they knocked around 6am I woke up fast and ran just to discover that I have been fooled

one otondo girl just did such to me now in the office, feel like bursting her head now

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FlawlessRebirth2:
I JUST CALLED MY MUM....TOLD HER I MISPLACED MY SCHOOL FEES...


D INSULT SHE GAVE ME EHHHHHH..... am STILL IN SHOCK...(NOT EVEN TOLD HER ITS APRIL FOOL)

No just tell her again oo, make we take the money do birthday party for Miss/Mrs Sandoski na.

I almost choked on eba when i saw the article about mourinho being the new Coach of the super eagles on goal.com

FlawlessRebirth2:
WAS GOING TO TELL MY BOYFRIEND AM HAVING HIV (I CUN REMEMBER SAY I NO GET).....




TEAM#SUGERDADDY#



NOBODY SHOULD QUOTE ME OOO...XEPT U WANT THUNDER TO FAYA YOU

Mtcheeew!

drsteroid:
I woke up @ 4am,went 2 my neighbor's flat and was shouting fire!fire!!! Before I could say jack,the whole compound was flooded with those who came with. Sand,detergent and water. I just laughed and said good morning all..Its April first . I have been very careful not 2 be fooled 2day.One of the nurses @ work tried 2 play a smart one me,but she failed

that was much na

donkross1:



No just tell her again oo, make we take the money do birthday party for Miss/Mrs Sandoski na.

.lolz

CRIMINAL

April 1st is named FOOL'S DAY, after Steve April. He was born on 1st April 1579. He did 105 businesses in his lifetime. He lost all his father's assets, and so everyone started calling him father of the fools. At 19, he married a 61-year-old woman who divorced him after a year because of his foolishness. He used to read all kinds of fake stories like you are doing now. Happy April Fools day!!!!!

There was this crush of mine wey i been take everything wey i get 4 my life de chase. I don use money, use her friends, i don even use jazz dey tell her say make we de roll, she bin no gree... I con tire....i had sleepless nights thinking about her, she no give positive reply
Na on this faithul morning she call me say she get something surprising for me,,,,, WTF, I was like person wey i de toast wey no gree na im go get surprise package for me so, i was heartburdened, she tell me say make we meet for one restaurant like this, I was so happy, in fact i borrow money join the one wey i get go meet her for restaurant... As we reach there, i swear the girl no even talk anything as i pay for bill...as we dey sip, my heart de jack jack say na wetin dis girl get for me like this, Naso she talk say she tell me say she get suprise package for me, i say yes na.. She ask me say na which month we dey, i first wait say why dis kind question now... I answer say april, na so she tell me say na april fool she do me..... I nearly kill myself

Was listening to sports radio this morning and the Oap said Egypt has been disqualified from the afcon competition to be held in Gabon and Nigeria will take their place.

I was so excited and jumped for joy only for him to burst out laughing and said ''sorry, april fool,guys!''. I almost strangled my speakers, then i realised no be speakers fault

MrLouisVanGaal:

lol...Nigerian Mum's got not chill

.AXIN....NO SINGLE CHILL

Received a call from som1 early in d morning that my shop is on fire. I rushed out of my house without taking my bath and with a bathroom slippers, entered bike to my shop only to see that notin was happening. He get luck sha say I no catch am DAT morning

lol!!

SANDOSKI:
Waooo... Today is my BIRTHDAY... Wish me luck.....

You must have caused wahala on your arrival ...maybe true or not

Happened way back in Uni boys hostel, by 4am some guys started shouting fire fire, come see guys with sleep for eye dy scale 3 story building some end up getting themselves injured, only to hear April fool

drsteroid:
I woke up @ 4am,went 2 my neighbor's flat and shouted fire!fire!!! Before I could say jack,the whole compound was flooded with those who came with. Sand,detergent and water. I just laughed and said good morning all..Its April first . I have been very careful not 2 be fooled 2day.One of the nurses @ work tried 2 play a smart one me,but she failed

Ever heard of the story of the boy who cried wolf? Be careful.

Mine is Lionel Messi joinig Real Madrid for #250

I was chating with my girlfriend this morning when she told Me she doesn't trust guyz, that all guyz are thesame including me, I was so shocked an suprised. She even said am cheating on her presently. Not until when I don provoke she con dey tell me april fool

omusiliyu:
The prophet (Sallah allayin wasalam) said woe be on one who speaks and lies in order to make people laugh, woe be on him.

[size=22pt]JUMMAH MUBARAK[/size]

Who be dis 1

April 1st is named FOOL'S DAY, after Steve April. He was born on 1st April 1579. He did 105 businesses in his lifetime. He lost all his father's assets, and so everyone started calling him father of the fools.

At 19, he married a 61-year-old woman who divorced him after a year because of his foolishness. He used to read all kinds of fake stories like you are doing now.

Happy April Fool's Day

#ItWasntMe

There's a mutual friend between Le boo and I

Mutual friend called me days back to inform me that she broke up with her Boyfriend. Reason being that her Boyfriend complained that she wasn't obeying her... For my mind I am like is this a master and slave relationship? Le boo and I had a good laugh over the excuse and said she deserved better...

Forward to today:

Le boo at work and me at home. Whatsapp chat started

Le boo: Hello babes, good morning how was your night?
Me:Just there, urs?
Le boo: Was ok, are you ok? whats wrong?
Me:Nothing, just don't understand whats going on lately sha...
Le boo: But we spoke last night and we were all good, so why this attitude this morning?
Me:Nothing, I dont think I can do this anymore...

Next split second, Le boo calling...
Me: I dont think I can do this anymore, you always disobey me... I am done, please lets share garri... Mocking what our mutual friend's boyfriend gave as an excuse to break up the relationship.


Le Boo: hissssssssssssss, haaaaaaa, you are not well at all, you are very unserious, at your age you are still playing April fool... my God, you even let me come out of the office to call you when I was busy...

Me: Even when we grow old, with no tooth in your mouth, I'll play silly pranks whenever I can

Girl: Hello babe, where are you?

Adonike : Hi honey , I'm driving on my way to work with my father's Mercedes Benz as my Infinity X5 Is at my garage for service. What of you?

Girl : I'm inside a lorry right now sitting just two rows behind you. I just want to let you know that i have paid for you. So don't bother to pay the conductor again.

Adonike : (Shocks n looks back) Na play I dey oo.. U no knw say today na April fool's day? Anyway thanks for d T-fare cos I broke.

Girl : (smiles) Me too no mean am.. I no get money too but D conductor na my papa brother him know my face.




Lies wey people go lie today go suprise the Devil himself.

Happy new month pals..

Well mine is still pending as regards the consequence, I woke U̶̲̥̅̊ early dis morning, I called my girlfrieds to come out of her skul hostel dat I bought sumtin 4 her b4 heading to work, when she came out she called me on fone 2 know w̶̲̥̅̊e̶̲̥̅̊r̶̲̥̅̊e̶̲̥̅̊ I am, I told her is April fool, she W̶̲̥̅̊α̩̩̩̩̥s angry even uptill now, she said I must take her out 2day 2 make up for de stress I caused º°˚˚˚˚°ºO , I don enter 1 chance lols w̶̲̥̅̊ho send me self

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