YOU! as you wur-wur reach, you no need costum to act horror movie!

you too black, the water way u use baff fit dye white shirt to black

ur joke dey so stupid even the CLOWNS no fit laugh

Bia ,this new-comer,
you don greet ya elders wey dey here finish b4 you begin throw jabs?

God!!! What the hell was in the mind of this poster while posting this shit? DAMN TOO STALE

@ poster
NO VEX OOOOO NA YOU TALK AM YOU SAY YAB ME I YAB YOU
YOU DON YAB YOUR OWN OO

THIS 1 NA MINE

1. You're so dumb dat y couldnt find the zipper for your pants!
2. you're so dumb dat You were in a food market and asked where they keep the tools!
3. you re so ugly dat wen you war born, your mother said, "What a treasure!" and your father said, "Yea lets go bury it".

sorry man! just my own kind of fun, i dare you to yab me, make we see who go run!

@dani1luv, nice one!

you dey happy sey you get half cast as girlfriend, u no know sey na ECZEMA dey kill am.

you're so dumb that you got locked in a grocery store and you starved to death

u are so ugly, the devil saw ur face in the night and shouted "Blood of Jesus"

@ romade

maybe u need to shyne ya eyes before you click
the topic says "YAB ME I YAB YOU".

you are so urgly and shapeless whenever u walk with ur boyfriend on the street people would say "i never knew this boy is gay".

@ romade

maybe u need to shyne ya eyes before you click
the topic says "YAB ME I YAB YOU".

but no vex ooooo

you are so urgly and shapeless whenever u walk with ur boyfriend on the street people would say "i never knew this boy is gay".

@poster: Dont worry sweety, 1st tym on nld is like being a freshman in college guys just YAB you but hey you'll cope, here have some 'swits', Yummy ha!

But Dexta$$$$

why u yab romade.
She don cause trouble for cafe here o.
She dey cry.

Anyway, you try sha, she too yab you.

Abeg yab me.

@ romade
Leave Dexta $$$$ 4 me i go deal wit am

@ Dexta $$$$
Me no dey abuse person mama bt if you strt 4 mama you go cry

i dey like to dey yab dumb peeps lyke you

1. you 're so dumb that you kept buying Coke bottles because it kept sayin Try Again

more coming if you make me vex

Dexta no mind d monkeys wey no see where to claim seniority, com dey brag seniority for nairaland, me i gbadun yu gba be! anybody yan any dust , may you blast am big time, dem papa!

dextA,


KNEEL DOWN AND HANDS UP

. . . and close ur eyez

Coz they are about to rob you!

tammyswits:

Coz they are about to rob you!

hey mbeki, here is not jo'burg where robbery is rampant.

dont be afraid when we tell you to close your eyes.

its just to annoint you and welcome you to the funny world.


jeovy and infobaba anoints male new comers while

sam milla anoints the females,

division of labour at work.

Yab me, i yab u, man no go vex!!!

i go vex ooo

The Joker:

Dexta no mind d monkeys wey no see where to claim seniority, com dey brag seniority for nairaland, me i gbadun yu gba be! anybody yan any dust , may you blast am big time, them papa!

i luv man!

Ben20001:

But Dexta$$$$

why u yab romade.
She don cause trouble for cafe here o.
She dey cry.

Anyway, you try sha, she too yab you.

Abeg yab me.

your DICK is too tiny, your girlfriend needs magnifying lens to see it.

i think u nid to return to d class room
listen with rapt attention this time around no mind your grey hair & balding head
because u still lack plenty knowledge no be small

clemcykul:

i go vex ooo

if you no sabi yab, learn from d masters.

dani1luv:

@ romade
Leave Dexta $$$$ 4 me i go deal wit am

@ Dexta $$$$
Me no dey abuse person mama bt if you strt 4 mama you go cry

i dey like to dey yab dumb peeps lyke you

1. you 're so dumb that you kept buying Coke bottles because it kept sayin Try Again

more coming if you make me vex

if u vex, u go kill person?

your papa use iron prick Bleep your mama, e born "Robo Cop".

as you short reach, you sit down 4 my UPS your legs no touch ground.

Moyola:

Yab me, i yab u, man no go vex!!!

Agbaya! no be u go 'shit' 4 middle of banking hall. you no dey shame!

SAM MILLA:

hey mbeki, here is not jo'burg where robbery is rampant.

where is it then

@all
dumb asses, wetin we no go see for nairaland. today na yab me i yab you. tomorrow na Bleep me i Bleep you?

Man no go vex, step on the land floor!

Dexta $$$$:

Agbaya! no be u go 'shit' 4 middle of banking hall. you no dey shame!

Agba whAt?

sheh naa me, small pikin u dey call Agbaya?

u sef no dey shame!!!

Poster, but I aint black. How bout that?