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Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by petkoffdrake2(m): 3:59am On Apr 02, 2016
Adaezeagu:
Chai! I don old ooo
Come let's marry then ... smiley
Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by LaRoyalHighness(f): 5:57am On Apr 02, 2016
I never did... And I am married now.












Is there something wrong with me?
Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Nobody: 6:00am On Apr 02, 2016
molydonhenry:
y am i still living?
you should be in ur late 90s by now grin
molydonhenry:
y am i still living?
you should be in ur late 90s by now
Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Nobody: 6:02am On Apr 02, 2016
LaRoyalHighness:
I never did... And I am married now.












Is there something wrong with me?
lolz...its owk for u to have been married by now, we don't have a problem with you the young folk s. Our problem is with those who attended and are still single so u safe ma dear #Smiles
Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by kaybee09(m): 6:19am On Apr 02, 2016
baby4u2:
I have a birthday picture with rice cake and I don marry. Praise the Lord.
grandmama hmmm mm
Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Maxi112: 6:55am On Apr 02, 2016
KingRex1:
You rock bro! Yabaleft go soon find u come
no be small rocking that day..


after d rocking I send two days for hospital b4 I recover my self...

from that till now, I don't just see food eat
Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by whitebone(m): 6:56am On Apr 02, 2016
Omotayor123:
grin grin grin Who also saweth the pot of soup underhuh tongue


ABEG, who go marry mehuh undecided
I will
Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Jaysey(f): 7:37am On Apr 02, 2016
udekwuebuka:
hahaha Lwkmd...the people who attended this should have died by now na.
lmao...you need Jesus
Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by kuuljay(m): 7:42am On Apr 02, 2016
Pinkieblue:
Lol.... chaiiiii.... I don old o


I thought the picture wasn't complete until I saw the pot of stew under the table

That means I am not that old..... cos during my time they normally pour the stew on the rice
you are a smart kid, grin grin grin grin grin
Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by cocaineaddict(m): 8:09am On Apr 02, 2016
Omotayor123:
grin grin grin Who also saweth the pot of soup underhuh tongue


ABEG, who go marry mehuh undecided
I for don marry u but those marks on ur face don spoil show. Sorry
Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by KingRex1(m): 8:14am On Apr 02, 2016
Maxi112:
no be small rocking that day..

after d rocking I send two days for hospital b4 I recover my self...
from that till now, I don't just see food eat
u see ursef
Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Maxi112: 8:20am On Apr 02, 2016
KingRex1:
u see ursef
baba! it was a bad feeling then


me near weed?? maybe na my photocopy
Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by refiner(f): 8:29am On Apr 02, 2016
KingRex1:
Refiner wey get like 5 husbands already.. Abeg find anoda one
grin...fank God say u know already!
Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Iamrichie: 8:41am On Apr 02, 2016
Endtime cake

bt dat kind of cake na dope.
Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by KingRex1(m): 8:44am On Apr 02, 2016
refiner:
grin...fank God say u know already!
and you come be virgin ontop.. I jus dey look you com dey pity dos niggas
Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Afritop(m): 9:07am On Apr 02, 2016
grin grin. just too hilarious. The barber that clean the little guy's head of every hair did a perfect job
Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by kalus(m): 9:28am On Apr 02, 2016
JSayin:
I attended.
I will marry in 2099
undecided
If I say Amen now, you will say am wicked angry angry
Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by baby4u2(f): 12:46pm On Apr 02, 2016
kaybee09:
grandmama hmmm mm
I will get there oh
Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by oshiiteoku: 6:00pm On Apr 02, 2016
sigiyaya:
If you attented a birthday like this you should be a grandfather grin grin grin
u are wrong,that photo is coloured,not black and white,so its not that old,its only a village birthday
Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by obaino860: 11:22pm On Apr 02, 2016
jcross19:
Igbogoat, is that you? I mean the youngest!!!!!.
This is how they stand:-
Seun-lalasticlala-igbogoat-ngenekwenu. Hope I get it right!!!!!!.
you need to get itself a brain,,,dirty yoruba tin like you,,with ur smelling mouth odour...
Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by jcross19: 3:07am On Apr 03, 2016
obaino860:
you need to get itself a brain,,,dirty yoruba tin like you,,with ur smelling mouth odour...
funny. Well may God show you mercy.
Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Nobody: 10:52am On May 31, 2019
If you really wanted to do that, then why wouldn't you do that? Instead you do this. It makes no sense. cry
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