amicable09:
Lol. And I fell for the moniker before I even got to meet the bearer.

Oh dear!
I am sure you wouldnt be disappointed when we eventually meet...

Moyarh:

partially. was a bit occupied and i was here earlier in the day, and then i slept through the rest of it, until 10 or so. Saturday is sleep day

Lol.
Are you in fatting room? How can you be sleeping like through sleep you can tour around a city?


You are hereby sentenced to 3 sleepless nights!

uboma:



Oh dear!
I am sure you wouldnt be disappointed when we eventually meet...

Lol. Are you always this formally informal?
Where would you like to meet up?

amicable09:
Lol. Are you always this formally informal?
Where would you like to meet up?

For starters, send your phone digits as a PM.

uboma:



For starters, send your phone digits as a PM.

Mmmh... That's fast! Lol
Uhm... I don't reside in Abuja.

amicable09:

Lol.
Are you in fatting room? How can you be sleeping like through sleep you can tour around a city?


You are hereby sentenced to 3 sleepless nights!

Wicked!

amicable09:

Lol.
Are you in fatting room? How can you be sleeping like through sleep you can tour around a city?


You are hereby sentenced to 3 sleepless nights!

Lol
Im actually a light sleeper, n i force my self to sleep most saturdays, since its the day i stay in n there's usually not so much to do. . .

Oya, lerrus begin d sleepless fast na

amicable09:
Mmmh... That's fast! Lol
Uhm... I don't reside in Abuja.

I am aware that you are not resident in Abuja.

tolusan:





Wicked!

Lol
Morning sir

tolusan:




Wicked!

Hahahaha. No, was only teasing Mo. Insomnia?
Still awake my attorney?

Moyarh:

Lol
Im actually a light sleeper, n i force my self to sleep most saturdays, since its the day i stay in n there's usually not so much to do. . .

Oya, lerrus begin d sleepless fast na

Hahahaha. No, you will keep watch while the rest of us fall asleep.

amicable09:

Hahahaha. No, was only teasing Mo.
Insomnia?

Still awake my attorney?

Insomnia o! To think I was looking forward to sleeping seriously only to be wide awake at this time

Moyarh:

Lol
Morning sir

Morning sir

uboma:



I am aware that you are not resident in Abuja.

Ok....

amicable09:

Hahahaha. No, you will keep watch while the rest of us fall asleep.

Small thing.
Oya, lets negotiate salary, cos dat 1 sef na job

tolusan:


Insomnia o! To think I was looking forward to sleeping seriously only to be wide awake at this time

Some days are like this.
Sleep will come soon but late... lol, what am I saying? The sleep will come eventually but later. You may forfeit going to Church today.

Moyarh:
Small thing. Oya, lets negotiate salary, cos dat 1 sef na job

I have not interviewed you yet.

amicable09:

I have not interviewed you yet.

I thought we skipped that part since my "sleeping skills/experience" seemed good enough for the job. My bad.
Oya shoot your questions, im ready

amicable09:


Some days are like this.
Sleep will come soon but late... lol, what am I saying? The sleep will come eventually but later. You may forfeit going to Church today.

Okay o. I dey wait. Get thee behind me amicable, I must go to church, even if i doze off the entire service. Better to sleep off in the house of God, than not go at all

tolusan:



Okay o. I dey wait. Get thee behind me amicable, I must go to church, even if i doze off the entire service. Better to sleep off in the house of God, than not go at all

Hahahaha.
Remember that guy who slept in the Bible while preaching was on. He fell and broke his neck.


I don't want that for you o!

Moyarh:

I thought we skipped that part since my "sleeping skills/experience" seemed good enough for the job. My bad.
Oya shoot your questions, im ready

Tolusan will interview you for the role of a Sleep Personnel... lol

Over to him.

amicable09:

Hahahaha.
Remember that guy who slept in the Bible while preaching was on. He fell and broke his neck.


I don't want that for you o!

Eutycus you mean, he actually died, but Paul raised him

amicable09:

Hahahaha.
Remember that guy who slept in the Bible while preaching was on. He fell and broke his neck.


I don't want that for you o!

Eutycus you mean, he actually died, but Paul raised him

amicable09:

Tolusan will interview you for the role of a Sleep Personnel... lol

Over to him.

Lol. Abeg carry on with your work o

tolusan:


Eutycus you mean, he actually died, but Paul raised him

Exactly!
So he even died? I thought he sustained major injury or broken bones. Thank God sha.


Tolu the bible scholar!

amicable09:

Tolusan will interview you for the role of a Sleep Personnel... lol

Over to him.

Lol. Alright

tolusan:



Lol. Abeg carry on with your work o

Lol. This process would have exposed you to the rudiments of sleep and Moyarh would have given you tips on how to fall asleep (by force).

In any case, I'll interview the candidate tomorrow because it's late already and I have another appointment to catch up with.

Good morning and goodnight!

amicable09:


Good morning and goodnight!

Sleep well.
Happy sunday.

amicable09:

Thirded!


Why are you still up Jaz?

Doing some reading

I guess you are asleep now though

uboma:




For starters, send your phone digits as a PM.

Is any one watching this as I'm watching? Oga boss that was fast! Hehehhehehehe

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I mean, how come your first line of self description is that you are attractive and charming? Is that like the 'best' assets you've got to offer me as a recruiter (working on assumptions of course)?

Now to make matters worse (and even more amusing), your actual educational qualification is listed as an "addition" Lolz seriously Bro I don't mean to sound rude really. But I just think that post needs some adjustments.

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Jazmiynne:


Hi. ... Welcome to a fine morning

Now the emboldened just got me laughing and wondering at the same time.

I mean, how come your first line of self description is that you are attractive and charming? Is that like the 'best' assets you've got to offer me as a recruiter (working on assumptions of course)?

Now to make matters worse (and even more amusing), your actual educational qualification is listed as an "addition" Lolz seriously Bro I don't mean to sound rude really. But I just think that post needs some adjustments.

If I were a Recruiter (and I'm not at the moment, so you could also disregard my suggestion - no offence taken and none intended), that post is a No-No for me