₦airaland Forum

Time allowed: 10 Minutes
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What/Who am I?

1. Am an important social amenity in Nigeria, I come and go like old women orgasm.

2. Am a type of clothing formed from APC.

3. Am an Emir of Twitter.

4. Am a commodity which is more important than the act of peeing.

5. Am a blogger on a quest to discover Mungo Park.

6. I am a political leader, I talk online, am dumb offline.

7. Without me, there will be no police or security agents.

8. Even when I went to school, I had no shoes.

9. I'ld rather kill myself than commit suicide.

10. Thou shall not post false information on Nairaland.

1st prize = 5 Litres of fuel
2nd prize = 2 Litres of fuel
3rd prize = Sponsored trip to Sambisa

Try not to be the third.