₦airaland Forum

agongajoseph:
Ojukwu wasn't retired when he had that forest all over his face, I have a clip before the civil way when he war still a serving officer with d Nigerian army

Maybe close shaving was not the convention back then.

Lawmosh:
chaii!!, u dey vex me and I am suspecting u to be a Dalet jikarpa clown. Don't worry the arm of bars will definitely get you.

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Oga no vex abeg. Although wm not in dalet but with the way u enter me am afraid to even identify my batallion. Anyway if worse come to worse I will deactivate dz account. Abeg which batallion u dey and how many bars are u carrying

Pls hu is ds lalasticlala or wat is it?

greatbrian:
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Oga no vex abeg. Although wm not in dalet but with the way u enter me am afraid to even identify my batallion. Anyway if worse come to worse I will deactivate dz account. Abeg which batallion u dey and how many bars are u carrying

Don't worry, just MANAGE!!! Gain GAS!!.... Don't bother to delete this account cos I have gotten all I need. Just PM me, this is public.

blazetitov:
Wicked guy. Wetin dem do you??

..I go embassy last year after dem deny me visa,,,as I dey cms dey find motor wey dey Go sururlere dey think my life .na em from no where ...this officer come tap me.,.say em wan see Wetin I carry??..as I show am documents finish...,next thing I hear o boy enter motor Na fake documents be dis ..from no where o boy see them pick up....see as people dey look me like. Say I don sleep with police man wife.....cum see negotiation for back of their pick up..the guy be want make I admit say I carry fake document...em dey beg say make I just admit say em go free me... : : ..I dey drink my lacasera throway face..for my mind if I admit make toto kill me or electric shock me....Na so e begin find bribe... ..me open my wallet Na only tfare dey dere cos I been spend money wey I no budget for embassy..I tell officer Na only dis money i get but if u still wan carry me go sanco no wahala....the guy cum dey para up and down..dem stop the car ,em go explain to em oga....Na so dem say make I drop find my way but next time make I dey package my documents Wella....mean while I no even knw where dem drop me sef... : ?..another day dem stop me say I carry laptop ...Na another story for anoda day..l

blazetitov:
Wicked guy. Wetin dem do you??

Wicked guy. Wetin dem do you??[/quote] ..I go embassy last year after dem deny me visa,,,as I dey cms dey find motor wey dey Go sururlere dey think my life .na em from no where ...this officer come tap me.,.say em wan see Wetin I carry??..as I show am documents finish...,next thing I hear o boy enter motor Na fake documents be dis ..from no where o boy see them pick up....see as people dey look me like. Say I don sleep with police man wife.....cum see negotiation for back of their pick up..the guy be want make I admit say I carry fake document...em dey beg say make I just admit say em go free me... : : ..I dey drink my lacasera throway face..for my mind if I admit make toto kill me or electric shock me....Na so e begin find bribe... ..me open my wallet Na only tfare dey dere cos I been spend money wey I no budget for embassy..I tell officer Na only dis money i get but if u still wan carry me go sanco no wahala....the guy cum dey para up and down..dem stop the car ,em go explain to em oga....Na so dem say make I drop find my way but next time make I dey package my documents Wella....mean while I no even knw where dem drop me sef... : ?..another day dem stop me say I carry laptop ...Na another story for anoda day..l

drmikeadams:
..I go embassy last year after dem deny me visa,,,as I dey cms dey find motor wey dey Go sururlere dey think my life .na em from no where ...this officer come tap me.,.say em wan see Wetin I carry??..as I show am documents finish...,next thing I hear o boy enter motor Na fake documents be dis ..from no where o boy see them pick up....see as people dey look me like. Say I don sleep with police man wife.....cum see negotiation for back of their pick up..the guy be want make I admit say I carry fake document...em dey beg say make I just admit say em go free me... : : ..I dey drink my lacasera throway face..for my mind if I admit make toto kill me or electric shock me....Na so e begin find bribe... ..me open my wallet Na only tfare dey dere cos I been spend money wey I no budget for embassy..I tell officer Na only dis money i get but if u still wan carry me go sanco no wahala....the guy cum dey para up and down..dem stop the car ,em go explain to em oga....Na so dem say make I drop find my way but next time make I dey package my documents Wella....mean while I no even knw where dem drop me sef... : ?..another day dem stop me say I carry laptop ...Na another story for anoda day..l

Those guys can be crazy. They came into the estate where i reside, bump into a drinking joint and asked all the guys to stretch forth their palms. Lol and behold, they started sniffing guys' palms/fingers oo with their nostrils. They said they were raiding Igbo sellers and smokers. After their 'forensic investigation', they apologized and went back into their pick-up truck wey don nearly turn to jalopy, then zoomed off.

Loool thats funny sha

blazetitov:


Those guys can be crazy. They came into the estate where i reside, bump into a drinking joint and asked all the guys to stretch forth their palms. Lol and behold, they started sniffing guys' palms/fingers oo with their nostrils. They said they were raiding Igbo sellers and smokers. After their 'forensic investigation', they apologized and went back into their pick-up truck wey don nearly turn to jalopy, then zoomed off.

.those guys Na commedians...

Lawmosh:
Don't worry, just MANAGE!!! Gain GAS!!.... Don't bother to delete this account cos I have gotten all I need. Just PM me, this is public.

Abeg how many bars are u hanging ........ And wh batallion u dey

...TO LOOK YOUTHFUL AND AGILE

Lawmosh:
Don't worry, just MANAGE!!! Gain GAS!!.... Don't bother to delete this account cos I have gotten all I need. Just PM me, this is public.

On one condition sir. I wont get jobbed. And u won't work on me. And sorry for giving u condition sir