₦airaland Forum

At exactly 7pm on Tuesday 5 April 2016, angry mobs surrended two men after the disappearance of a man's joystick.


Some passersby spoke to Brainnewsng.com at a minor street known as Mount Zion Lane in the Cross River State Capital, Calabar that the evening went peacefully until some men encountered a young man for direction, immediately their victim exchanged greetings, he felt emtyness between his legs, after much examination on himself, it was discovered that his manhood was gone.


The victim was lucky enough that the suspected 'Manhood abductors' never went far before the revelation of the lost joystick was known.


Angry mob numbering over 100 decided to plead for the release of the manhood to its owner.
At the time of filling this report, Brainnewsng.com learnt that the manhood was later handed back to their victim.


Brainnewsng.com advice that the residents of Calabar especially the men should be careful of visitors they interact with especially in the night.

Source: http://brainnewsng.com/mans-manhood-disappears-after-attending-to-some-strangers-in-calabar/

Calabar people

Oro buruku toun terin...

Ejowo, se ti oko baa pora, shey oko ati epo ni a pora ni abi oko ni kan lasan ni a pora ti a si ku epo nikan

This is why some people don't like helping people.

ClassCaptain:
Oro buruku toun terin...

Ejowo, se ti oko baa pora, shey oko ati epo ni a pora ni abi oko ni kan lasan ni a pora ti a si ku epo nikan

What are you saying

Calabar and this thing sef.

ClassCaptain:
Oro buruku toun terin...

Ejowo, se ti oko baa pora, shey oko ati epo ni a pora ni abi oko ni kan lasan ni a pora ti a si ku epo nikan

Please, what na?

That will be the biggest loss of the year.

Your attention is needed Mynd44

Lalasticlala come and see something

No wonder Sir Hugh Clifford(1922) in his words said "In a country such as Nigeria which many of its areas have not yet emerged from barbarism, a strong and within limits, an autocratic government is essential"

Some Nigerians should stop all this Barbaric acts

Anyone who still believes these juju and fairy tale stories is a monkey and should have their passport taken away.
Many of the comments here are national embarrasement.

believe in joystick disappearnce = you are a barbarians

j1mmy:
Anyone who still believes these juju and fairy tale stories is a monkey and should have their passport taken away.
Many of the comments here are national embarrasement.

believe in joystick disappearnce = you are a barbarians

Since you say there's no juju or magic.

my sincere prayer is that the devil should lead you to ritualists zone very soon

ediko5:
Since you say there's no juju or magic.

my sincere prayer is that the devil should lead you to ritualists zone very soon

I will like to know what your IQ level is, I am willing to bet you are not smarter than an ape!
Infact by your level of intelligence you are a Monkey!

j1mmy:
I will like to know what your IQ level is, I am willing to bet you are not smarter than an ape!
Infact by your level of intelligence you are a Monkey!

Enough of your insult before i start giving it to you as e dey hot. even though you're my class.

ClassCaptain:
Oro buruku toun terin...
Ejowo, se ti oko baa pora, shey oko ati epo ni a pora ni abi oko ni kan lasan ni a pora ti a si ku epo nikan