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When You Manage To Buy Fuel And Your Neighbor Hears The Sound Of Generator. by peeparty(op): 11:28am On Apr 12, 2016

Am sure some of us are experiencing this...

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Re: When You Manage To Buy Fuel And Your Neighbor Hears The Sound Of Generator. by gbens2000(m): 11:31am On Apr 12, 2016

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Re: When You Manage To Buy Fuel And Your Neighbor Hears The Sound Of Generator. by 49cents(m): 11:32am On Apr 12, 2016

LOL

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Re: When You Manage To Buy Fuel And Your Neighbor Hears The Sound Of Generator. by Nobody: 11:36am On Apr 12, 2016

lol.....ooop

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Re: When You Manage To Buy Fuel And Your Neighbor Hears The Sound Of Generator. by sammysammy111(m): 11:39am On Apr 12, 2016

Popcorns are normally fried in the same pot, in the same oil, at the same time and under the same heat conditions. But they do not all pop at the same time. When flood comes, fish eat ants. When flood recedes, ants eat fish. Only time matters. To make soap, oil is required. But to clean oil, soap is required. This is the irony of life. Everybody needs somebody at any one point in time. Do not despise or treat anyone with scorn when they are excelling or failing more than you. There is time for EVERYTHING and for EVERYONE. Keep TRUSTING in God and WAITING for your turn. Your time to POP will come at God's appointed time. NEVER GIVE UP .

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Re: When You Manage To Buy Fuel And Your Neighbor Hears The Sound Of Generator. by osesology(m): 12:16pm On Apr 12, 2016

Chai! Na ibo shop be dat?

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Re: When You Manage To Buy Fuel And Your Neighbor Hears The Sound Of Generator. by Nobody: 1:59pm On Apr 12, 2016

lol. Would love to be ur neighbor Op I have also got beautiful pair of slippers momma bought for me. We all need each other to survive, Don't get it twisted.

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Re: When You Manage To Buy Fuel And Your Neighbor Hears The Sound Of Generator. by popcykaylah(m): 1:59pm On Apr 12, 2016

Guess na orile ajegunle be that..lol..see slippers like mosque

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Re: When You Manage To Buy Fuel And Your Neighbor Hears The Sound Of Generator. by kudos4u(m): 2:00pm On Apr 12, 2016

Loooooolz

Re: When You Manage To Buy Fuel And Your Neighbor Hears The Sound Of Generator. by spicy244(f): 2:00pm On Apr 12, 2016

Lolx....very correct

Re: When You Manage To Buy Fuel And Your Neighbor Hears The Sound Of Generator. by chynie: 2:00pm On Apr 12, 2016

hahahahahahah grin

bubu dealing with Nigerians since 1989

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Re: When You Manage To Buy Fuel And Your Neighbor Hears The Sound Of Generator. by noskeybaba: 2:00pm On Apr 12, 2016*

With the quantity of slippers there, that cant be neighbors only.

ni*ga that's the whole neighborhood.

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Re: When You Manage To Buy Fuel And Your Neighbor Hears The Sound Of Generator. by MadCow1: 2:01pm On Apr 12, 2016

Re: When You Manage To Buy Fuel And Your Neighbor Hears The Sound Of Generator. by Nobody: 2:01pm On Apr 12, 2016

Abi o na dem dey hustle others na to beg.....

osesology:
Chai! Na ibo shop be dat?

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Re: When You Manage To Buy Fuel And Your Neighbor Hears The Sound Of Generator. by tomsniel(m): 2:01pm On Apr 12, 2016*

Buhari has made every Nigerian to find a good sense of humour in this hard times . I love my fellow Nigerians, we bring comic relief to every problem we have faced in the country. Nigerians are the happiest people in the world jare.

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Re: When You Manage To Buy Fuel And Your Neighbor Hears The Sound Of Generator. by KINGinWAHALA(m): 2:01pm On Apr 12, 2016

only in face me i face you homes. anyways...contact me for your quality okirika pants.

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Re: When You Manage To Buy Fuel And Your Neighbor Hears The Sound Of Generator. by korel9: 2:01pm On Apr 12, 2016

Hmmm

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Re: When You Manage To Buy Fuel And Your Neighbor Hears The Sound Of Generator. by ashile(m): 2:02pm On Apr 12, 2016

Na TRUE oooh op ur head is dia

I paz ma neighbour tins

Biggest boi at d time

Re: When You Manage To Buy Fuel And Your Neighbor Hears The Sound Of Generator. by Tombilly(m): 2:02pm On Apr 12, 2016

is my birthday show me some love

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Re: When You Manage To Buy Fuel And Your Neighbor Hears The Sound Of Generator. by munaluv(f): 2:03pm On Apr 12, 2016

Lol

Re: When You Manage To Buy Fuel And Your Neighbor Hears The Sound Of Generator. by OVA200(m): 2:04pm On Apr 12, 2016

When u are d only one having generator in the whole street. This is outside!! trying to imagine how d inside will be.

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Re: When You Manage To Buy Fuel And Your Neighbor Hears The Sound Of Generator. by APCcrimesHD: 2:04pm On Apr 12, 2016

Buhari is a pain in the ass! He needs to be asap

Re: When You Manage To Buy Fuel And Your Neighbor Hears The Sound Of Generator. by FrankValency(m): 2:04pm On Apr 12, 2016

with this kind this, I'm afraid to host my party......anyways, come eat cake go

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Re: When You Manage To Buy Fuel And Your Neighbor Hears The Sound Of Generator. by Nobody: 2:04pm On Apr 12, 2016

Sahara Desert. Don't know what is funny about the shít up there.

The MOD who moved this nonsense to the front page must have been sleep-walking.

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Re: When You Manage To Buy Fuel And Your Neighbor Hears The Sound Of Generator. by Big4wig(m): 2:04pm On Apr 12, 2016

Stale

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Re: When You Manage To Buy Fuel And Your Neighbor Hears The Sound Of Generator. by Bollinger(m): 2:05pm On Apr 12, 2016

sammysammy111:
Popcorns are normally fried in the
same pot, in the same oil, at the
same time and under the same heat
conditions. But they do not all pop at
the same time.
When flood comes, fish eat ants.
When flood recedes, ants eat fish.
Only time matters.
To make soap, oil is required. But to
clean oil, soap is required.
This is the irony of life. Everybody
needs
somebody at any one point in time.
Do not despise or treat anyone with
scorn when they are excelling or
failing more than you. There is time
for EVERYTHING and for EVERYONE.
Keep TRUSTING in God and WAITING
for your turn.
Your time to POP will come at God's
appointed time. NEVER GIVE UP .

Your time will come only if you are prepared for it.