davide470:
Happy birthday Ednut1.

Have a Good one, mate.

Loool. i hate mails like that, especially revert before close of business. I normally respond like 4:59pm, sebi it is before COB.

LastMumu:
Jazmiynne and Amicable09, by the time that guy you are mocking teasing comes for your jugular, I no dey o.

I no want hear say "Bros, abeg help us beg am o". My last experience of begging on a girls behalf left me agonizingly with 30 teeth, till today the ghost of my two front teeth are still haunting me in my dreams, begging for a proper burial.

LastMumu:
Jazmiynne and Amicable09, by the time that guy you are mocking teasing comes for your jugular, I no dey o.

I no want hear say "Bros, abeg help us beg am o". My last experience of begging on a girls behalf left me with two of my incisors dancing skelewu in the gutter. , Till today, the ghost of those two teeth keeps haunting me in my dreams, begging for a proper burial.

Jazmiynne:


Lolz... Seriously I told Amy o. It's all her fault! I saw it and jejely passed by before, but she drew me back.

Anyways to our new friend... I hope when you come you would embrace us, Infact I'm sure you would.( #hugs our new friend in advance ) Really, LastMumu this our friend won't take offence, just watch and see.

And just in case he/she refuses to take our dry humour in good heart, we know we can count on you. The duo of Amy and I are worth more than the slight beating it might cost you (even if 4 more teeth might fall off) Oh and don't worry, you won't be alone fighting for us, we do know how to gather a crowd in our support

amicable09:

Lol. I beg no go anywhere! Stay close... lol.

I didn't mean to make fun of him, I just wanted to play in my usual way o! Kai, let the person come quick and laugh abeg, I am beginning to worry he may come with his gang and pounce on me mercilessly... lol.

Guy, I'm your girl. I want the best for you... lol, you remember when you said accommodation should be part of the package, I decided to add a ride to go with it for you. I want the best for you dear, only the best.

Jazmiynne:


Lolz Rotfl... See first class bribing! Our friend please fall for this bribe very heartily please

That ride she mentioned, it's really real o

amicable09:

Lol. Jaz, I have a strong feeling that the biochemist is a guy. If my hunch is correct then we are in good hands. True guys can't resist hugs from females *smiles. He will hug us.

Let's be patient, our hug will not tarry.

Jazmiynne:


Yea babe it's confirmed... He is a guy. A really nice one. LastMumu fear not for us. Our friend is a corper, and all corpers are nicely nice (well at least every corper answers nicely to strangers shouting 'corper shun' on the road sha)

Welcome to jobland our friend. **offers him flowers ** I thought you were team Kwara... Did you get to redeploy to Enugu? Besides A16 is yet to camp na abi?

Jazmiynne:


Yea babe it's confirmed... He is a guy. A really nice one.
Welcome to jobland our friend. **offers him flowers**

Lwkmd!! I just hope guilty conscience and fear won't kill you. If I were that guy, the only way I would be mollified by you ladies is by engaging in a three**** with you for the emotional trauma you caused me, otherwise.... ...!!

amicable09:
Ehen! Jaz, your update... e be as e get o... lol. What do you say to people like me who love wrapper like it was customized for my body? I love short wrapper like say tomorrow no dey...

Then, about the girl in her sister's house wearing bum short, what's her plan? It is allowed when the man is not home but when he comes abeg go wear full clothes.

I also think if my husband sees my younger sister as his younger sister, he won't succumb to temptation, at least not under my roof. lol. Correct me guys if I'm wrong. You people won't give in abi?

Jazmiynne:


Hehehehe first lemme laugh...

1.....#pictures Amy in 'short' wrapper.... Lero are you thinking what I'm thinking?

2...why would she walk around 'naked' in my house at all?? I mean is there supposed to be a timetable determining when my husband should come to his own house?? He can come in anytime and so she shouldn't be on skimpy stuff. In fact sef in this case, the babe wears ONLY bum shorts, I don't think she has Any clothes that even go close to her knees besides trousers which she rarely ever wears. Lol I don't know her plan

3....What superstory are you telling??! He sees your sister as his sister.. Lol... In this same world where blood brother and sister go all over social media in gratification of their incestuous union? Where fathers claim the devil pushed them to rape their very own daughters? Where uncles impregnate their nieces Or are we not talking about the same temptation that made ANGELS disobey God, and leave heaven to the earth during Noah's time?

Babe, leave that he sees them like his sisters and ensure that pant does not wear you.

Anybody that has to stay in my house, prepare to wear clothes, at least let's retain some sanity and minimise reasons for unnecessary stories

amicable09:

Lolz ... Mehn! make pants no come wear me o
.. lol. Babe, you no go give space to them girls at all o! No smiling.

I stay with my sis and I know how crazily hot it can be when one is doing cleanup, you can't afford to wear 'clothes' like complete clothing. But then, these things aren't new. The man shouldn't see that as an excuse to misbehave IMO. Once, I was even telling my younger sister that the way we dress at home ehn! God bless my papa... lol.

I just think if the man is uncomfortable, he should tell his wife. There is no big ish there. In Western countries ladies walk the streets dressed that way and men don't jump on them, that's why they are men cos they have brains. Our Nigerian men too dey blame devil for nothing.

Jazmiynne:


My point exactly!

You and I know that the blame game is only an excuse. A man that cheats wanted to cheat, I dare say I can't be convinced otherwise. But the point is, I'd rather he not quote me as his excuse for cheating.

I don't have sisters though. But when I was very little, I had aunties that lived in our house, and they wore clothes while doing chores. I ain't saying the lady should wear "Mary Amaka" to cover every every, I'm saying she should at least be decent and Wear clothes

Lero15:


Make I go reinforce be that...

amicable09:

Oh yea! Correct.
What ladies desire to wear these days are without apology. I prefer if a lady wants 'fresh air' in another woman's house, do it when her hubby is not home. Once he returns, respect the couple and be decent in your mode of dressing.

Jaz get ready o, I'm coming to spend weekends in your house when sir Uboms pay your dowry. *smiles.

uboma:




lol.

I will make Amic ditch you and will make her my wife number 2. I am very sure that Jaz wont mind having Amic as her mate...

lol

uboma:




Lol.

Dont worry, i will marry both of you so you all can wear bum shorts in my house....

davide470:
Happy birthday Ednut1.
Have a Good one, mate.
Loool. i hate mails like that, especially revert before close of business. I normally respond like 4:59pm, sebi it is before COB.

Jamean:
Happy birthday Ednut1

Abimbex007:
Happy Birthday, Ednut1!
No time

Philomath1212:
Ednut1
Happy birthday sir.

Abimbex007:
Happy Birthday, Ednut1!
No time

Moyarh:

Sir, as much as you're trying to sell... whatever you're selling, please try not to mislead people.
And there is nothing like "education age". Education can never pass away, its a continuous process of learning. Our "Academic curriculums" may be outdated but Education is a process that has no end.

ednut1:
kisses nd hugs

Shey na Wetin your mates dey do for their birthday be that....... ...... . "kisses and hugs? " !
*Taps his big head*

Arrange drinks make guys shayo jarey, you fit arrange small eja dindin for the babes dem too sha.

Jazmiynne:


Hmmmmm....

Already planning wife number 2 without first even courting the 'wife number 1' much less even a proper marriage at the lady's acceptance. That's quite ungentlemanly sir

Besides Amy knows I don't do sharing and I still cherish my e-singleness... .

As long as you support me on page1000, that's all I ask...

Philomath1212:


Sir, are you promoting polygamy?
Well, plenty wives is good when someone is richer than Rockefeller like you.

uboma:




lol.

In matters of loff, one can hardly be a gentleman.


Dont tell me, you are backing down as my first lady. Do you want Amic to assume that position?

I am afraid that if Amic assumes that position, i wont be able to help you to the 1000th page...

lol

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Lero15:
@ Kachi sbarbie, it's not too late. Though last Thursday was my birthday.

Regards to uncle