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| Drama In A Gas Station by bnovative(op): 9:05am On Apr 14, 2016 |
Yesterday, I bought petrol 250 Naira per
litre after queuing for thirty minutes.
While on the queue, an interesting drama
ensued.
A commercial tricycle driver had just
bought five litres of fuel for N1250. He
came with a 5 litre gallon. It turned out
that the supposed 5 litres of fuel he
bought did not even fill the 5 litre
capacity gallon. It was a little above the
half way mark. It did not look like it was
even up to 3 litres.
The keke guy was miffed. He looked
confused. He did not seem to know who
to blame. I could imagine that he was
imagining how much profit he will make
after buying 3 litres of fuel for N1250.
In that frustrated state, the keke man did
a funny thing. He lifted the fuel up to the
sky as a priest would lift the communion
cup and called on the "God of heaven" to
judge the situation where he will pay so
much but can't even fill his 5 litre gallon.
The crowd laughed.
In the laughter someone said that he
should leave God out of it ;that this same
person complaining would collect #500
and vote "for them" in the next election.
Another said "not even up to #500, but 2
cups of rice".
I was so engrossed with the drama that I
didn't even realised that my turn had
come to buy. The pump attendant waved
me on. It seemed like someone
announcing that my time to receive my
strokes of cane had come. As I drove in, I
looked at the metre and hoped that the
#250 boldly written on it was a lie. I
wished that the sales guy would tell me
that it is a joke. I wished in vain.
I drove out with 20 litres of fuel, as
measured by the fuel metre, at #5000.
But bearing in mind the experience of the
keke man with a gallon, I knew at once
that I was not up to 20 litres. Fifteen
litres, probably. It has to be noted that
this same #5000 used to give me more
than 50 litres of fuel during the "worst" of
Jonathan.
As I headed straight to work, I saw
queues upon queues at other filling
stations on the way. The queues at the
stations selling at government price were
such that if you were at the middle by 9
am , the chances of getting fuel by 6 pm
was slim. I kept shaking my head as I
drove past.
You can then imagine how I felt when I
arrived my office only to watch Channels
TV (APC mouthpiece) announcing that the
queues have disappeared as promised by
government and that the product is now
selling at #87 Naira across the country! I
switched to NTA (government's
mouthpiece) and saw a near identical
piece of news. It at once occurred to me
that the news item was clearly prepared
by government (Lai Mohammed) and
sent to their propaganda outlets.
But can propaganda save a crawling,
helpless and non performing
government? I think not.
I think that while propaganda can help to
hoodwink the feeble minded into bringing
in a useless government , same can not
sustain a government that does not know
what to do.
For example, How, on earth, are you
going to convince a person who just
finished buying fuel at #250 per litre that
fuel is selling at #87 Naira per litre across
the country? |
| Re: Drama In A Gas Station by DaBullIT(m): 9:13am On Apr 14, 2016 |
If you weren't a wailer , i would spare the time to explain to you that you got scammed by useless petrol station manager There's fuel everywhere Though the Price has not completely reduced to official price , even in notorious state like Lagos fuel sells for 180 and less So , Try again later |
| Re: Drama In A Gas Station by bnovative(op): 9:24am On Apr 14, 2016 |
[quote author=DaBullIT post=44687730]If you weren't a wailer , i would spare the time to explain to you that you got scammed by useless petrol station manager There's fuel everywhere Though the Price has not completely reduced to official price , even in notorious state like Lagos fuel sells for 180 and less So , Try again later It is obvious you paid goons have sold ur conscience to the devil! Is it just aisha's rice? |
| Re: Drama In A Gas Station by bnovative(op): 9:29am On Apr 14, 2016 |
DaBullIT:u mean fuel everywhere? It is obvious you paid goons have sold ur conscience to the devil! Is it just aisha's rice? |
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