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Share Your Memorable Romantic Flaws On Campus by Rapmoney(m): 1:11am On Apr 16, 2016 |
It is so funny and 'stylishly painful' when you experience an emotional disappointment, which could have been caused by romantic flaw by you! ![]() ![]() Mine: During my first year, I met this pretty luscious girl from Enugu State. Every thing about her physical appearance was enticing to me so I decided to 'register' my signature with her romantically. For good two weeks, she was constantly giving me the 'green light' through the way she acted seductively towards me whenever we met in the faculty ![]() On that fateful Friday I will never forget in a hurry, I started planning my strategy; I planned to go to her lodge because I knew her room mate would not be aroud; she usually travelled every weekend to see her folks. At 7:30 pm, I zoomed off to Suncity Hostel after bathing myself with a sweat-smelling cologne! When I got there, I met her cooking. She complained of not having any animal (meat or fish) in the food and as a Warri boy, in order not to fall my hand, I offered the last 500 Naira with me (inagine, my last card o! ![]() When it was 10 pm, she looked at me and asked: "Kay, ain't you going back to your hostel?" I told her that I wouldn't be able to go back at that time because my area wasn't safe at night. She didn't object. That was when I pinched myself to know whether I was dreaming because to me, I would soon ride on cloud nine!!! As she went to take her bath, I stared lustfully at her body as if it was the source of my oxygen...my eyes popped out from their sockets! When she came out, I was already putting on just boxers, shaking my legs rapidly, like Papa Melike after taking some glasses of ogogoro. I was waiting for her so that she would join me on the bed for my hands to get employed once more. Surprisingly, after putting on her night gown, she told me to switch off the light when I'm ready to sleep; that she's going to her neighbours room to sleep!!! Before I could say a word, she was already out! I slept all alone in the house of my crush while she slept elsewhere in the same building! My pee pee refused to go down; feeling angry like its owner! ![]() ![]() That night, it was as if the VC should just refund my tuition fee so that I would run way! ![]() ![]() ![]() Abeg, share your own jaare! ![]() |
Re: Share Your Memorable Romantic Flaws On Campus by kowalsky: 2:22am On Apr 16, 2016 |
rule no 1 don't try to get laid at the first opportunity to get laid. |
Re: Share Your Memorable Romantic Flaws On Campus by Brymo: 4:45am On Apr 16, 2016 |
rule no 1
don't try to get laid at the first opportunity to get laid. |
Re: Share Your Memorable Romantic Flaws On Campus by donbenedict(m): 6:24am On Apr 16, 2016 |
Lwkmd! After na so dem go dey yab oda people for nairaland. ![]() ![]() |
Re: Share Your Memorable Romantic Flaws On Campus by Rapmoney(m): 7:49am On Apr 16, 2016 |
donbenedict: ![]() ![]() |
Re: Share Your Memorable Romantic Flaws On Campus by Rapmoney(m): 7:51am On Apr 16, 2016 |
Brymo:You have been using too many monikers! See the comment above you ![]() |
Re: Share Your Memorable Romantic Flaws On Campus by VanTee20(m): 5:07pm On Apr 17, 2016 |
Rule no 1 Don't try to get laid at the first opportunity to get laid. |
Re: Share Your Memorable Romantic Flaws On Campus by Aspiregreat: 5:56pm On Apr 17, 2016 |
Rule no 1 Don't try to get laid at the first opportunity to get laid. |
Re: Share Your Memorable Romantic Flaws On Campus by LeonesVee: 8:30pm On Apr 17, 2016 |
Rule no 1 Don't try to get laid at the first opportunity to get laid. |
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