Qutyjoice:



You Again?

what i do nw?se i shdnt salute u ni,mi o like eh o

eaglevision:


aiit boss,tanku very much,aw hav u been nw?
no dae mention marvluv name with anoda persn ogami,u dae offend me o

kikikikikikiki see as marvluv just dey play with you and Fraiser head

Kbs468:

You dey mind me sef? Even as I typed the correct thing, my mind was still fixed on taking the letter 'a' to be letter 'e' ooo, so technically still thinking about Ghana ooo with their 'tey' 'tey' ending words

daudae1:
Breaking News!!!!NYSC BOD Meeting Tomorow by 9am...pls NYSC Pls Buhari pls senators pls Ministry of Finance, Allow us to go on the 27th of april..HABA!!!i will keep u ppl posted..

NYSC BOD meeting is no more a breaking news
I tink they had up to 3 last week....

No dey use am scare us for here...

#bless

Kbs468:

It used to be for everyone oo but I can't really say for now. I mean everything about NYSC has been wearing a CHANGE DRESS ever since their activities embraced the online mantra beginning from BATCH C14 that became the last people standing in the older format of operation

I mean, even upto B15, all of them had it delivered to school irrespective of the payment

We are in the era of change jare,make camp date sha no experience change again,double twale for u my boss.

jaybros:
Let me expressly espouse you in d opinion that
"There is nothing wrong in request for money/gift from your relative or friend that just finish service(NYSC)"
I will need to remind u of his/her income and expenditure in that 1 year program before you start requesting for a car or mansion from
somebody that have below:

INCOME
19800 x 11months = 217800
Note: that first allawee was paid right in camp.

EXPENDITURE
Tithes : 1980×11=21780 (for those dat do pay)

First bank charges:105x11=1155

Food:- 10k (at least) x 11=110000

Call card:- 1k (at least in a month) x 11= 11000

Phone subscription:- 1200 (at least in a month) x11 = 13200

Transport to CDS/Clearance:- 500 (at least in a month) x 11 =5500

Cream, tooth paste, bathing and washing soap:- 5000 (at least in 11months)

Cloths and shoe:- 22000 (at least for 11months)

Transport back home:- 6000 (for far north like
Daura, Katsina.) Other contingencies:- 20000 (CDS dues, religious dues, sent-forth dues, transport to church/mosque)

Total Expenditure:- 215635

BALANCE:- 217800- 215635 =2165

Please, thank him/her if u get kulikuli (groundnut cake) and kilishi as gift. Stop dreaming of him/her giving u shampane or any other expensive materials.

Thanks for understanding...#NYSC

Happy to read the tithe's part.....1000likes

SC31:


kikikikikikiki see as marvluv just dey play with you and Fraiser head

chisooooos! whose voice is that am hearing,my uncaring marketer nawa for u o,u just went awol like that,oga o,anywaiz how hav u been dear?
dnt tell me ur jealous of marvluv o.

SC31:
na you dem go call aproko,Chineke me which time I even try to make cynnny no accept you shey na because say i tell am the truth

nawa o this life we are living in

which kind yeye truth be that one...after you don marry your own finish you now want another person to remain single...Na devilish truth my people dey call am..

LogoDWhiz:


Uwc.

I dey manage

Wetin do beckytee?

All these promiscuous men sef

beckytee ke
. what I do ooo
cos me am on mount everest praying concerning tomoro's meeting. all this grammarians shld not quote me abeg o

lollydope:

i think the answer is ''yes''....every of d culs will be sent to our various schools.
being abu to print nd reprint is just an added advantage for we that paid the 3000naira....so, if ur sku is closer, definitely you can go and get yours.
but those that didn't pay have no option but to go to their respective schools and get it...and if they misplaced it, that will be their own cup of tea....

i shudda seen dis first,u replied like a guru and a darling here before u now went defensive,omo eksu to shana u are welcomed officially.

Qutyjoice:

Happy to read the tithe's part.....1000likes

Why are you so happy about that?

DTOBS:

Welcome back brother;
Am not too sure of the way it's going to be done oooo. But one thing am sure of is that our various school will have our CUL in different format(soft copy and hardcopy sent to them by NYSC).
Now for those that paid the 3k shouldn't have the appepite to go to school for CUL (NySC thinking that way),therefore "only those who didn't pay will have their CUL delivered(hardcopy) to their school"
Note: Am not sure of the bolded ooo.
Yannabase should have a comprehensive input on this! BTW; where this guy put head since

we will get more clarity tomorrow ogami ceteris paribus.how ave u been nw?

SC31:
babe me sef AF missed you o,I just say make I go visit prince Williams and e wife jare for London.... my husby no be all of una dey this city together no when I comot? anyway sha e dey fine
BTW I dey see your journalism work

... Lolz.. Na so o, as i see the hot battle wey dey go on between eaglevision and Fraiser naso i sharp sharp become journalist oo..... Our correspondent go soon reach sirguy542 house sef... Him must tell us when him and his wife go do their wedding.. And also marluv, she go tell us at least for the sake of the viewers at home who she finally choose between eaglevision Vs Fraiser Vs Baddest... Lolz..... Meanwhile we still dey sell forms oooo

iambibi:
lolz.. Oohh be whining me o.... Am gud..... Wetin you chop for sunday remain, oya gimme ma share!

Baby I no dey whyn now.....Oya com fried rice with (pockchop, overeasyegg, tomato, parsley dey)Is it lemonade you want or dietpepsi? Pick one

Beckytee:
beckytee ke
. what I do ooo
cos me am on mount everest praying concerning tomoro's meeting. all this grammarians shld not quote me abeg o

Lol. You've forsaken eaglevision?

Well, I've already prayed concerning that. And I believe it won't change.

Lol. I no be grammarian, so you're safe

SomebodysMrs:



Awww. .....happy Sunday

are u surprised that i missd u,if i dnt miss u who else will na?

Rukkyola:

Mr peacemaker wey dey find my trouble upandan.

Rukky when last did you study your Bible? Mathew 5:9 says... Blessed are the peacemakers for they shall be called the children of God....

sirguy542:
Darey00 hope you later play the game..All the games don enter na only Barca remain..

me dey fear ...i no play am oh

jaybros:
Let me expressly espouse you in d opinion that
"There is nothing wrong in request for money/gift from your relative or friend that just finish service(NYSC)"
I will need to remind u of his/her income and expenditure in that 1 year program before you start requesting for a car or mansion from
somebody that have below:

INCOME
19800 x 11months = 217800
Note: that first allawee was paid right in camp.

EXPENDITURE
Tithes : 1980×11=21780 (for those dat do pay)

First bank charges:105x11=1155

Food:- 10k (at least) x 11=110000

Call card:- 1k (at least in a month) x 11= 11000

Phone subscription:- 1200 (at least in a month) x11 = 13200

Transport to CDS/Clearance:- 500 (at least in a month) x 11 =5500

Cream, tooth paste, bathing and washing soap:- 5000 (at least in 11months)

Cloths and shoe:- 22000 (at least for 11months)

Transport back home:- 6000 (for far north like
Daura, Katsina.) Other contingencies:- 20000 (CDS dues, religious dues, sent-forth dues, transport to church/mosque)

Total Expenditure:- 215635

BALANCE:- 217800- 215635 =2165

Please, thank him/her if u get kulikuli (groundnut cake) and kilishi as gift. Stop dreaming of him/her giving u shampane or any other expensive materials.

Thanks for understanding...#NYSC

Wow! Nice one.

eaglevision:

what i do nw?se i shdnt salute u ni,mi o like eh o

Be careful

Qutyjoice:


Baby I no dey whyn now.....Oya com fried rice with (pockchop, overeasyegg, tomato, parsley dey)Is it lemonade you want or dietpepsi? Pick one

.. O boi!!! Pick wetin? If i catch myself say i pick one.! Bestie i go chop everything wey dey there!!

Fraih:

Yeah, am a Book Lover.
Downloaded already
I hope its as interesting as you said.

Sure I guarantee...
There is a particular chapter there, I think it's chapter 9 or so, I can bet my teeth that you'll laugh your sorrow away when reading that chapter
Generally you will enjoy the book.

iambibi:
.. O boi!!! Pick wetin? If i catch myself say i pick one.! Bestie i go chop everything wey dey there!!

See me see Bestie o, Dnt worry it's allow...

Darey00:

me dey fear ...i no play am oh

My man that means you are not yet serious to hammer... u ask for the game & I gave it to you..if I give you game next time don't ever fail to play it cos I have been in the business since 2011...All the games have finally entered...

Can my humble self take this to camp? It has black stripe(Not all white)

CC
All

Fraiser:
hmmm pressy no forget sey she b my luv bfor she turn first lady o, abi u tink sey luv dey die easily lyk dat? Merikims shey u don see why I dey hide d feelings o

Easy tiger....calm down.

DTOBS:

Fellow Agric economist!!!!

Agric Econs Oba Awon University....

even you too. That's Good o. Agric Economist & Ext. Crutech

eaglevision:
merikims i see u lov,happy sunday somebodysmrs i missd u sweedie qutyjoice i sight u darl
guys no vex o,im just doin my job effectively.

happy Sunday to u dear.

iambibi:
... Lolz.. Na so o, as i see the hot battle wey dey go on between eaglevision and Fraiser naso i sharp sharp become journalist oo..... Our correspondent go soon reach sirguy542 house sef... Him must tell us when him and his wife go do their wedding.. And also marluv, she go tell us at least for the sake of the viewers at home who she finally choose between eaglevision Vs Fraiser Vs Baddest... Lolz..... Meanwhile we still dey sell forms oooo

Iambibi my wife to be said we must do courtship for one year..so na next year we go do the wedding..

eaglevision:
merikims i see u lov,happy sunday somebodysmrs i missd u sweedie qutyjoice i sight u darl
guys no vex o,im just doin my job effectively.

happy Sunday to u dear.

sirguy542:

My man that means you are not yet serious to hammer... u ask for the game & I gave it to you..if I give you game next time don't ever fail to play it cos I have been in the business since 2011...All the games have finally entered...

haa! jesu

Qutyjoice:
Can my humble self take this to camp? It has black stripe(Not all white)


CC

All

Why not at least you go dey use am do shakara for soldiers every Sunday...