₦airaland Forum

chisophia:
chai, nothing sweet pass yam and red oil. Dtobs dear, lunch is ready.

babe can i come and chop, i am hungry too, i hope your husband dtobs will not chase me with cutlass?

Chai 2249
i dedicate this land to marvluv my sugar cane and i love her pass my indomie noodles, when my containers arrive from japan i promise to buy a private jet for her.
Dj play for me shakiti bobo

Abbeyunique2:
lol. nah that BOT antispam abi

yes o.. idioooot thing

Kbs468:
wetin happen? Dtobs just informed me about his predicament awhile ago and I acted accordingly not knowing that you were also caught up in the confusion?

no mind aunty spambot.

I quoted the 2 new guys. welcoming them to the city. Naso aunty ban me o

larrytorch:
bro! School has not started giving it out ! My friends are in school now. I guess ur friends are not giving out genuine info. ciao

you sure?

LogoDWhiz:
yes o.. idioooot thing

that thing no get conscience, it is very corrupt, always banning guys with 3 wives, buhari needs to probe it, it has not ban me yet because am not married like you yet.... It only bans married men...

Kbs468:
OK then or is that not the 3rd option? Representing None and/or All of the Above

Lol smh ko serious

GC I'm not sure of source oh, but contains useful info. Got it from a FB page. LATEST NEWS FROM NYSC :: 1) An sms will be sent to U starting from today to notify U for ur Call-up Letter printing. 2) Only those who paid online can be able to print their Call-up Letter s starting tomorrow. 3) Note that early registration is not a determinant for stream 1. 4) U are expected to sign & put date on the space provided below on Ur Green Card with a Blue Pen not Black/Red pen, before U photocopy Ur Green Card. Remember, the signature u scanned should be same with the one u are to be signing on NYSC papers. 5) Ur states of deployment, departure date, streams will be indicated on ur Call- up letter. 6) U will print ur Call-up letter by login into ur NYSC Account. 7) On arrival to camp, u will be given documents to fill. Please make sure U go through it thoroughly after filling to avoid error, cos any errors made on it can hardly be corrected again. The Green Card and Call-Up Letter "MUST" be on colored cos colored serves as the Originals, and white/black serves as photocopies. U are needed to sign on it where 'necessary' before U photocopy. If date is required alongside signature, put the date u printed the paper.

Abbeyunique2:
you sure?

damn sure ! I've got four pple in schl currently.

sydneyboss:
all this my aunty works in NYSC HQ, my uncle works in this or that... Ogbeni calm down, not that she has seen it, her 'sister' working in NYSC checked it.... ride on.

RevolutionX:
Lol smh ko serious

LogoDWhiz:
no mind aunty spambot.
I quoted the 2 new guys. welcoming them to the city. Naso aunty ban me o

Can you imagine that

Martinez1845:
See traffic o
Wia dem wardens na
The wait is finally over.

Abi

larrytorch:
damn sure ! I've got four pple in schl currently.

Where dem dey Senate or Unity building

All this traffic...continue

Abbeyunique2:
Where dem dey Senate or Unity building

been to Unity

BlizzydoDo:
gimme space I wan cook 4 kitchen

See who they form pick up lines

RevolutionX:
orrrrr... due process Na. them talk notification/printing meaning? before the printing there must be a notification.
Can I get an amen? Lol

Amen. Is that from rupaul's drag race?

SMartins1:
See who they form pick up lines

Haba!
Wat I do?

RevolutionX:
GC I'm not sure of source oh, but contains useful info. Got it from a FB page.
LATEST NEWS FROM NYSC ::
1) An sms will be sent to U starting from today to notify
U for ur Call-up Letter
printing.
2) Only those who paid online can be able to print their
Call-up Letter s
starting tomorrow.
3) Note that early registration is not a determinant for
stream 1.
4) U are expected to sign & put date on the space
provided below on Ur Green
Card with a Blue Pen not Black/Red pen, before U
photocopy Ur Green Card.
Remember, the signature u scanned should be same
with the one u are to be
signing on NYSC papers.
5) Ur states of deployment, departure date, streams will
be indicated on ur Call-
up letter.
6) U will print ur Call-up letter by login into ur NYSC
Account.
7) On arrival to camp, u will be given documents to fill.
Please make sure U go
through it thoroughly after filling to avoid error, cos any
errors made on it can
hardly be corrected again.
The Green Card and Call-Up Letter "MUST" be on colored
cos colored serves
as the Originals, and white/black serves as photocopies.
U are needed to sign
on it where 'necessary' before U photocopy. If date is
required alongside
signature, put the date u printed the paper.

Old gist, not recent at all!

@ kbs468, ur compilation is awesome. Though only a few deserve the award, others are ghost workers.

@Quityjoice, thanks 4 d gift. They are beautiful. I really appreciate them. You should also act fast & become a mother, so that I can reciprocate too.

@ Spixytinxy, nawa 2 u oo. So person no fit buy drinks on credit 4 ur hand again, na so u go dey broadcast am upandan. Sha take ur N100,000 make I hear word.

@ Walex02, I didn't add anything 2 ur drink oo. Maybe a lady u danced with @ d party did.

@ Fraih, thanks. My sent4rina had upsetting stomach & spent most of his time @ d loo that was y he wasn't really seen at d party yesterday.

@ imrblitz , na u know d crime wey u commit wey land u 4 police station oo. No come put blame 4 my head.

@ Wittyemi, ur noise is becoming too much in the city. Stop peddling false rumours around. E dey pain u sey my pikins fyn ni? Thank God DNA & their physical look show they are Sent4rina's.

@ Fraiser, y u come dey broadcast upandan sey I 4get to give names to my triplets As my sent4rina had said, the naming ceremony was done during the day, d night was just 4 the party.

@ Abbeyunique2, I will confirm if CUL is ready @ my sch. Daudea1, vice minister ov information, probably knows d answer. ABU was our alma mater.

@ Everyday, please don't commit the blunder of laminating ur CUL. Laminating it will hinder it 4rm being stamped which is a requisite during your registration.

OYO IS UR CASE IF U CHOOSE TO BE ADAMANT & ACT OTHERWISE!!!

My G (Aghans), how are you doing?

[quote author==44840402] FROM THE DESK OF A16 (GOLDEN CITY) AWARD'S STEERING COMMITTEE

[b] The below Have been duly recognized for their efforts, imputs and contributions as either a member of the Executive Cabinet or the legislative Arm of the Administration in GOLDEN CITY REPUBLIC and thus rewarded HONORARILY AS FOLLOWS

HONOURARY AWARDS

1.®Logodwhiz-Thread creator and PRESIDENT GOLDEN CITY REPUBLIC Who had the Honour of announcing 4-different First Ladies during his reign

2.®Armynu- Hubby to Dominion92 cum One of the founding Fathers and VICE PRESIDENT GOLDEN CITY REPUBLIC

3.®Sent4rina-Hubby to Rukkyola cum GOLDEN CITY NAME originator and Hon. Minister Works & Infrastructure

4.®Spymate-Hon. Minister Arts and Culture

5.®Harbioollah-Hon. Minister of Petroleum Resources

6.®Pweedyuz-My First Wife and erstwhile Hon. Minister of Women Affairs

7.®Mjblinks-Our First Ever First Lady here in Golden City Who was later succeeded by
@Omolola1
@MissEvey
@And now Merikims

[/b]


8.®Prettyjo-Hon Minister of Health

9.®Mistarsam-Agriculture & Natural Resources Minister

10.®Spanishmario-Hon. Minister of Finance

11.®ClassicTutor-Hon. Minister for Education

12.®Agoro1-Hon. Minister of Planning and Logistics

13.®Elegushichilling-Erstwhile Hon. Minister of Justice

14.®InvisibleGirl otherwise known as Oluwanimoduroti1-Bestie to Oluwafirefunmi and Hon. Minister of Education [State]

15.®Biotechshola-Hubby to Hardie14 and Hon. Minister of Health [State]



16.®Yanabasee- Another founding father and Hon Minister of Internal Affairs with NYSC Unit as the most active Department under His jurisdiction

17.®Moyenii-Incubent Hon. Minister for Justice

18.®Johndanny- One of the founding fathers too and Hon. Minister of Foreign Affairs

19.®Uchman46-Hon. Minister for Defence

20.®Dammybravo-Erstwhile Hon. Minister for Sports

21.®Fraiser-Hubby to BlizzyDodo and Incubent Hon. Minister for Sports

22.®Eaglevision-Incubent Hon. Minister for Women Affairs Who took over from my first wife-Pweedyuz

23.®Arcnomec-Hon. Minister for Land and Housing Development



24.®Mikkyboy008-Erstwhile Hon Minister for Science and Technology

25.®CROBBOY-SC31's Hubby and Hon. Minister for Information & Communication Technology

26.®MissOyin-Wife of Distinguished Senator Amodu and Hon. Minister for Special Duties & Foreign Language Relation

27.®Dominion92-Wife of VP Armynu, Hon. Minister & Economic Coordinator

28.®Shammak-Fraih's Hubby and Hon. Minister for Jokes and Comedy

29.®Dtobs-Airstarkanes's Hubby and Director General- RADIO,TELEVISION & NATIONAL ORIENTATION AGENCY

30.®Dhupsy-My Second Wife and DG NAFDAC Golden City Republic

31.®Spixytinxy-My third Wife and DG STANDARD ORGANIZATION OF GOLDEN CITY



32.®OmoAlhajayezz11-Hon Minister for Inter-Governmental Affairs

33.®Greatestman-Senate President of the First Assembly

34.®Kuchikau-Deputy Senate President

35.®Amodu-Senate Leader

36.®IgrahvweIG-Senate protocols Leader

37.®Banks92-Majority Leader

38.®Kingsley3218-Distinguished Senator

39.®Bobolil-Erstwhile Time Keeper and Countdown Time Bomb. Also a founding Father too.


40.®Ojeifo12-Presidential Spokesperson

41.®LMAyedun-EFCC Chairman

42.®Kbs468-Attorney General and Minister for Information. Also, the only Man with 5 Wives

@Pweedyuz
@Dhupsy
@Spixytinxy
@Olasum
@Mschubby


MEANWHILE,

Enjoy yourselves with the above while the results of our VOTES gets it deserved pronouncement between now and the Early hours of Tomorrow before PHASE III kicks in with the posting of our Various STATES OF DEPLOYMENT AS WELL AS THE AVAILABLE STATES OF SELECTION DURING REGISTRATION


SIGN:Attorney General and Minister of Information/spokesperson A16 (GOLDEN CITY) AWARDS. GRACIAS [/quote]

BlizzydoDo:
Haba! Wat I do?

Habakaba!! Nothing

RevolutionX:
orrrrr... due process Na. them talk notification/printing meaning? before the printing there must be a notification.
Can I get an amen? Lol

Amen!!!
From Rupaul's drag race?

I want Lagos
I want Lagos
I want Lagos
I want Lagos
I want Lagos
I want Lagos
I want Lagos
I want Lagos
I want Lagos
I want Lagos
I want Lagos
I want Lagos
I want Lagos
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I want Lagos
I want Lagos
I want Lagos
I want Lagos
I want Lagos

[quote author=Kbs468 post=44843724][/quote]Logodwhiz u told me I am d only woman u ever loved,so we are up to 4? life

LogoDWhiz:
Yes bro

gbayi baba

larrytorch:
been to Unity

and hope say sch no dey do paddy-paddy things again.

prindu:
Old gist, not recent at all!

eh ehn? orrrrr, I'm "uncurrent" Na

girlyesosae:
Amen. Is that from rupaul's drag race?

Aunty, I don't understand you. Who's Rupaul?

gud pm all, I left this group when it was still 1000+ but now it is 2000+, wow it looks surprising





I throw way salute for una, una too much

RevolutionX:
eh ehn? orrrrr, I'm "uncurrent" Na

Maybe

merikims:
Logodwhiz u told me I am d only woman u ever loved,so we are up to 4? life

He would have to defend himself but in summary-He is not @ fault oo and I still remain the only one with Multiple wives except Olasum's case that is still in Court and I am still the presiding Judge

Omolola1:
I want Lagos I want Lagos I want Lagos I want Lagos I want Lagos I want Lagos I want Lagos I want Lagos I want Lagos I want Lagos I want Lagos I want Lagos I want Lagos I want Lagos I want Lagos I want Lagos I want Lagos I want Lagos I want Lagos I want Lagos

If i carry ikorodu my bae, you go want lagos

Omolola1:
I want Lagos
I want Lagos
I want Lagos
I want Lagos
I want Lagos
I want Lagos
I want Lagos
I want Lagos
I want Lagos
I want Lagos
I want Lagos
I want Lagos
I want Lagos
I want Lagos
I want Lagos
I want Lagos
I want Lagos
I want Lagos
I want Lagos
I want Lagos

Continue screaming around the neighborhood & u will end up getting Borno
Common get inside ur house & stop clamouring into my ears. Am trying 2 receive cool breeze under dis maize tree.