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Today In D Banking Hall by Ndukings92(op): 5:09pm On Apr 23, 2016
She walked into the banking hall, her pointed shoe announcing her arrival minutes before you saw her. She wore that kind of dress that convinces you that heaven is missing an angel. The aroma of her perfume would easily finish a bowl of eba for its sweetness. And the phone which she gingerly held to her ear, without minding the security guy frantically waving at her that calls are not allowed in banking halls, will cost a small fortune. She stepped forward, picked a deposit slip and searched frantically for a pen. About five guys offered her their pens but, shame to bad people, she took mine maybe because I was closest to her. After a while, or a long while because time stood still, she stood up and inched closer to me. She whispered: "Please can you spell 'thirty' for me?" I looked down at her deposit slip in surprise. She'd written: 'tarty tausanh'! Ganpa!!!!!! ...Cldnt hold my laughter I fainted.
Re: Today In D Banking Hall by surestakes: 5:16pm On Apr 23, 2016
Did you created this thread before or after you fainted? undecided
Re: Today In D Banking Hall by Ndukings92(op): 6:14pm On Apr 23, 2016
surestakes:
Did you created this thread before or after you fainted? undecided
water wey de d bank dispenser to cold,na once e touch me for body and I provoke and took off
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