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Six Types Of People You Meet In The Banking Hall. by Ask4bigneyo(m): 6:45pm On Aug 21, 2016 |
SIX TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MEET IN THE BANKING HALL 1 - The Pen Borrowers: They're always in the bank, common pen they won't have. These pple are very dangerous, once you borrow them d pen, U may find it difficult 2 identify dem, At a bank in Nigeria, once someone tells you "may I have ur pen?" Believe me bros, that's d last time U will see that pen (except if U're lucky). 2 - The "I dey ur Back" Team: Immediately dey enter d bank, even b4 taking the slip (withdrawal or deposit) all they do is to know the last person and U hear dem saying, I'm at your back. If care is not taken, abt 8 pple can tell U "I dey ur back" then at d end of d day, they cause confusion (na me dey hin back, I don tell am I was here b4 U blah blah) 3 - The No protocol team: This kind of pple don't obey d 1st come, 1st served slogan! They're mouthed in d bank! Immediately they come in, they just walk up 2 d cashier or manager, he asks them 2 sit down & within 5 mins they've completed there transactions while U still dey there looking like mumu 4 queue. (Daris God oooo) 4 - The Bank Door Rejectees These pple will always av a problem with d bank door, then U see them removing their belts, car keys, mobile phones etc and yet d machine keeps shouting "pls go back." My bros next time come 2 bank naked! Biko, he go allow U in...# LOLZ! 5 -The slip wasters: These kind of pple can waste slip 4 Nigeria! To fill the withdrawal slip or deposit slip na JAMB questions, U see dem canceling, tearing, squeezing & taking another one. To write common 3780 Naira in words na gobe! Even d so called undergraduates are found wanting in this scenario..CHAI!!! 6 - The pple from Another Planet: These pple usually behave like them no dey dis world since 2 yrs! They will always b asking 4 today's date, even after telling them d correct date, they will ask some1 else again. I tire 4 dis pple oooooo. Be sincere, I know you are laughing or even smiling now, oya tell us which one do you belong?? 1 Like |
Re: Six Types Of People You Meet In The Banking Hall. by mulan21(f): 7:55pm On Aug 22, 2016 |
I can relate to dat. |
Re: Six Types Of People You Meet In The Banking Hall. by SamzackD(m): 10:51pm On Aug 22, 2016 |
lol |
Re: Six Types Of People You Meet In The Banking Hall. by Lexzytee(m): 1:43pm On Aug 23, 2016 |
Lol xo funny well mine is number one. I always dey borrow pen |
Re: Six Types Of People You Meet In The Banking Hall. by Nobody: 3:01pm On Aug 23, 2016 |
Lol. I've witnessed all. The ones at the ATM queue annoy me most. |
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