Morning pals, wishing all stream1 peeps a safe trip to their various destination...one love.

Skydweller:
Stream 2 people come and see ooo. Who said it is not possible. It is. I am on my way to camp now. I got OYO.
How it happened..
Yesterday I saw a friend off to park. While talking in the park, an old woman walked up to us. She didn't look familiar but we sha greeted her. She said she had been listening to our conversations. And that she would like to help me. She said she work in NYSC headquatre, Abuja. When I heard this, my heard this my I was very happy and my friend was happy for this last minute help that came. The woman reached for her bag, picked her phone, and made that call. She demanded for my names and call up number. The call up number almost caused problem I no no am by heart. Suddenly I remember that NYSC texted it to us. I looked through my phone. Lo and behold, it was there. I called the number out. The old woman smiled and went on with the call.
She ended the call after some minutes. She told me, that I should go to my dashboard latter in the day to print my call up letter. My friend and I thanked her. As soon as the woman departed, I could no longer contained my joy. I bade my guy farewell. I ran like Usain Bolt to the nearest cafe. My dashboard didn't show. I went back in the night, it showed but nothing was there. I almost give up. Just one more click to my dashboard this morning and I found it. MY CALL UP LETTER. Yes. Oyo state. I printed it. I rearranged the bag i have scattered to live.

Then It happened. I woke up from sleep. All this while, I have been dreaming. Chai see waiting NYSC turn me to. Anyway, i am still looking. Good morning to you peeps.

lwkm!! My brother kneel down wherever u are lemme pray for u!

Skydweller:
Stream 2 people come and see ooo. Who said it is not possible. It is. I am on my way to camp now. I got OYO.
How it happened..
Yesterday I saw a friend off to park. While talking in the park, an old woman walked up to us. She didn't look familiar but we sha greeted her. She said she had been listening to our conversations. And that she would like to help me. She said she work in NYSC headquatre, Abuja. When I heard this, my heard this my I was very happy and my friend was happy for this last minute help that came. The woman reached for her bag, picked her phone, and made that call. She demanded for my names and call up number. The call up number almost caused problem I no no am by heart. Suddenly I remember that NYSC texted it to us. I looked through my phone. Lo and behold, it was there. I called the number out. The old woman smiled and went on with the call.
She ended the call after some minutes. She told me, that I should go to my dashboard latter in the day to print my call up letter. My friend and I thanked her. As soon as the woman departed, I could no longer contained my joy. I bade my guy farewell. I ran like Usain Bolt to the nearest cafe. My dashboard didn't show. I went back in the night, it showed but nothing was there. I almost give up. Just one more click to my dashboard this morning and I found it. MY CALL UP LETTER. Yes. Oyo state. I printed it. I rearranged the bag i have scattered to live.

Then It happened. I woke up from sleep. All this while, I have been dreaming. Chai see waiting NYSC turn me to. Anyway, i am still looking. Good morning to you peeps.

Lol. . .

Lol...chai , ur own bad oh

lol chai chai there is God ooo lol

sydneyboss:


morning bro, did Nysc send u a message concerning u not being in stream 1? and if yes, did urs contain dates? please reply urgently.

Yes they did and yes it had date

Gudmorning all

nathoneal:


You just reminded me of my fav OAPs in CoolFm

Joyce (my sweetheart) and N6 on the Cool night cafe

Do2dtun on radio graffiti

Daddy Freeze...

Nice one SunNEPA17...

but I like how peaceful and cool our community is, I wouldn't call it dull at all...

All eyes on May13th...

Gbayi pa brodalee..GƠ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴͡D morning

Skydweller:
Stream 2 people come and see ooo. Who said it is not possible. It is. I am on my way to camp now. I got OYO.
How it happened..
Yesterday I saw a friend off to park. While talking in the park, an old woman walked up to us. She didn't look familiar but we sha greeted her. She said she had been listening to our conversations. And that she would like to help me. She said she work in NYSC headquatre, Abuja. When I heard this, my heard this my I was very happy and my friend was happy for this last minute help that came. The woman reached for her bag, picked her phone, and made that call. She demanded for my names and call up number. The call up number almost caused problem I no no am by heart. Suddenly I remember that NYSC texted it to us. I looked through my phone. Lo and behold, it was there. I called the number out. The old woman smiled and went on with the call.
She ended the call after some minutes. She told me, that I should go to my dashboard latter in the day to print my call up letter. My friend and I thanked her. As soon as the woman departed, I could no longer contained my joy. I bade my guy farewell. I ran like Usain Bolt to the nearest cafe. My dashboard didn't show. I went back in the night, it showed but nothing was there. I almost give up. Just one more click to my dashboard this morning and I found it. MY CALL UP LETTER. Yes. Oyo state. I printed it. I rearranged the bag i have scattered to live.

Then It happened. I woke up from sleep. All this while, I have been dreaming. Chai see waiting NYSC turn me to. Anyway, i am still looking. Good morning to you peeps.

Lolzzz...ℓ̊ almost bolive
Morning jarey

Amen an AMEN IJN

Tiwaladeboo:
A big congrat to all dat av been posted to different part of d country, safety first in all. we shall not use our blood to serve our fathers land IJN. #amen
Wish u guys mercy journey to ur different destinatn. 
#Tiwaladeboo karez#

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OFFICIAL COUNTDOWN:

ONGOING PRINTING OF CUL FOR STREAM 1: THE END

CAMP OPENING FOR STREAM 1: ONGOING NOW- CONGRATULATIONS TO STREAM 1 CORPERS



ONLINE PRINTING OF CUL FOR STREAM 2: 15 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 13TH OF MAY)

CAMP OPENING FOR STREAM 2: 23 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 21ST OF MAY)

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lyndalyn55
marvluv
jaydabs16
ighravweIG
oyehomie
kbs468
grooove
okitaiji
fraiser
fraiser2
armynu
jubrealguy
eaglevision
crobboy
daudae1
spixytinxy
amodu
dtobs
logodwhiz
iambibi
fraih
jubrealguy
blizzydodo
rukkyola
shammak
chisophia
giftiebrown
aieboocaar
jaymillz
ceyrahtlk
memphisdepay
ultimate73
deeaka
captainkool15
guymandspecies
ify15
bikinigurl
ezechinwa
olasum
emaax77
brosjay3
bibsoo7
nathoneal
jamesdman
ninodaniel
oluwafeolami
timarh
dera25
kceewhyte
sunnepa17
cylas
qboi3000
trenlog
iamdynamite
aleora
ammc
andrea00
upsyli
teemakagu
ukjerry
suogal
gosjol
senesco
sheylarhh
ephyartz
hardiodun
sydneyboss
jico87
skydweller
barongmj
maccabi
candicejay
makabulch
ray4000
teeboy15
inspire700
malakem
ladyisi1
rockyman
meesquared
chuksdewigs
blessedgal
undisputedk
chris10obaje
bawsse
techkreez
ruky8
nd2all
oyinda32
chinwe87
starryV
kestare
henchamb
genius43
belkid01
flamezreal
sweto
twinkle004
gpstars
mztarsh
successral
edwardgunju
winningsun
ladycomfort
clementy117
hernyolar
luchiano1
goodgirl247
lumiere91
ahmtech93
olurashy
sufficiency121
gammarays
gosj01
shevy878
lastborn3401
olasum
iggyok
bornmarch15
fkhalifa
tiwaladeboo
raphlynco
leofish92
rosey33
dueznation
daudae1
cynthiaezebaby
ronaromio
vicharles
pman001
tellasola
dadizgurl
olorunleke001
sammiel
roughdiamond
phykel
dejiconde
budosky
blikani

THIS IS VILLAGE GOAT REPORTING FOR GC fm 91.1



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FOREIGN QUOTE OF THE DAY:
the only way to do a great work is to love what you do - STEVE JOBS.


MADE IN NIGERIA QUOTE OF THE DAY:
You must be awake when others are asleep if you are to get to the top - KEN SARO WIWA.



HILARIOUS QUOTES OF THE DAY:
1) he who ask for stew on top of jollof rice has trust issues - ALEXANDER THE GREAT (1709)

2) a man who hangs around a beautiful girl without saying a word ends up fetching water for the guests at her wedding - PETE EDOCHIE
.



SHORT JOKES:

1) TEACHER- If you have 10 chocolates cakes and someone asks for 2, how many would you have left?
JOHNNY- 10, because i won't give

2) TEACHER- class choose between money and brain?
JOHNNY- I'd go for the money
TEACHER- I'd go for the brain
JOHNNY- well everybody goes for what he doesn't have

3) GIRL- I am warning you, my mummy is coming back soon...
JOHNNY- But i am not doing anything na....
GIRL- Thats why i am warning you, hurry up, be quick...
.

HELP: Still don't know what what to take to camp, see here... www.corpr.com.ng/things-to-take- to-camp-nysc

Chai... skydweller u really got my blood rised this morning *was like so there is something like that and my uncle @HQ Abuja can't do same for me?* lol... anywayz nice joke

I thank all of una wey read my tory. Hope una no mind some of my misspelt words. I didn't take time to read it over because i was in a hurry to wash my woman's bra.

VillageGOAT:
OFFICIAL COUNTDOWN:

ONGOING PRINTING OF CUL FOR STREAM 1: THE END

CAMP OPENING FOR STREAM 1: ONGOING NOW- CONGRATULATIONS TO STREAM 1 CORPERS



ONLINE PRINTING OF CUL FOR STREAM 2: 15 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 13TH OF MAY)

CAMP OPENING FOR STREAM 2: 23 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 21ST OF MAY)

cc
lyndalyn55
marvluv
jaydabs16
ighravweIG
oyehomie
kbs468
grooove
okitaiji
fraiser
fraiser2
armynu
jubrealguy
eaglevision
crobboy
daudae1
spixytinxy
amodu
dtobs
logodwhiz
iambibi
fraih
jubrealguy
blizzydodo
rukkyola
shammak
chisophia
giftiebrown
aieboocaar
jaymillz
ceyrahtlk
memphisdepay
ultimate73
deeaka
captainkool15
guymandspecies
ify15
bikinigurl
ezechinwa
olasum
emaax77
brosjay3
bibsoo7
nathoneal
jamesdman
ninodaniel
oluwafeolami
timarh
dera25
kceewhyte
sunnepa17
cylas
qboi3000
trenlog
iamdynamite
aleora
ammc
andrea00
upsyli
teemakagu
ukjerry
suogal
gosjol
senesco
sheylarhh
ephyartz
hardiodun
sydneyboss
jico87
skydweller
barongmj
maccabi
candicejay
makabulch
ray4000
teeboy15
inspire700
malakem
ladyisi1
rockyman
meesquared
chuksdewigs
blessedgal
undisputedk
chris10obaje
bawsse
techkreez
ruky8
nd2all
oyinda32
chinwe87
starryV
kestare
henchamb
genius43
belkid01
flamezreal
sweto
twinkle004
gpstars
mztarsh
successral
edwardgunju
winningsun
ladycomfort
clementy117
hernyolar
luchiano1
goodgirl247
lumiere91
ahmtech93
olurashy
sufficiency121
gammarays
gosj01
shevy878
lastborn3401
olasum
iggyok
bornmarch15
fkhalifa
tiwaladeboo
raphlynco
leofish92
rosey33
dueznation
daudae1
cynthiaezebaby
ronaromio
vicharles
pman001
tellasola
dadizgurl
olorunleke001
sammiel
roughdiamond
phykel
dejiconde
budosky
blikani

THIS IS VILLAGE GOAT REPORTING FOR GC fm 91.1



NOTE: To avoid spamming,kindly give a separate mention if you are not captured in this or you want your monicker(s) removed.


FOREIGN QUOTE OF THE DAY:
the only way to do a great work is to love what you do - STEVE JOBS.


MADE IN NIGERIA QUOTE OF THE DAY:
You must be awake when others are asleep if you are to get to the top - KEN SARO WIWA.



HILARIOUS QUOTES OF THE DAY:
1) he who ask for stew on top of jollof rice has trust issues - ALEXANDER THE GREAT (1709)

2) a man who hangs around a beautiful girl without saying a word ends up fetching water for the guests at her wedding - PETE EDOCHIE
.



SHORT JOKES:

1) TEACHER- If you have 10 chocolates cakes and someone asks for 2, how many would you have left?
JOHNNY- 10, because i won't give

2) TEACHER- class choose between money and brain?
JOHNNY- I'd go for the money
TEACHER- I'd go for the brain
JOHNNY- well everybody goes for what he doesn't have

3) GIRL- I am warning you, my mummy is coming back soon...
JOHNNY- But i am not doing anything na....
GIRL- Thats why i am warning you, hurry up, be quick...
.

HELP: Still don't know what what to take to camp, see here... www.corpr.com.ng/things-to-take- to-camp-nysc

Nice one
GƠ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴͡D morning

ray4000:
thumb up

WinningSun:

funny monikervillagegoat. I would to taste the meat. nice job with the count down.

nathoneal:

Well done villagegoat

okitaiji:

Hahaha villagegoat where were you since with this your hilarious quote and joke, nah you sure pass jor. ride on bro

sunnepa17:
Thumps up bro

Thank you bosses .. Thats how we roll...

Sunnepa17:





Nice one
GƠ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴͡D morning

morning bro... How your side dey?

Chai! VillageGOAT, that ur no 3 joke for the short jokes category no complete o
Abeg come complete am

Afta presenting Ur callup,green card,NOR nd u wil b given 2slip @ d entrance of ur camp... One for undataken nd reg procedure..

Datz d proceedure stream1 Å̶̷̩̥͡ЯƐ undergoin nw

IghravweIG:
Chai! VillageGOAT, that ur no 3 joke for the short jokes category no complete o
Abeg come complete am

hehehehe, the girl na badt girl, the guy no come code fast fast, na only God know wetin come happen next

Kudos to VillageGoat. This your jokes got me laughing. Nice one

VillageGOAT:

hehehehe, the girl na badt girl, the guy no come code fast fast, na only God know wetin come happen next

Lwkmd o.
Chai! na true o.
na Only God go fit know am o
As e b say we two nor dey there.

Thank you Sunnepa17 for the updates. It integrates. I look forward to more from you.

Skydweller:
Stream 2 people come and see ooo. Who said it is not possible. It is. I am on my way to camp now. I got OYO.
How it happened..
Yesterday I saw a friend off to park. While talking in the park, an old woman walked up to us. She didn't look familiar but we sha greeted her. She said she had been listening to our conversations. And that she would like to help me. She said she work in NYSC headquatre, Abuja. When I heard this, my heard this my I was very happy and my friend was happy for this last minute help that came. The woman reached for her bag, picked her phone, and made that call. She demanded for my names and call up number. The call up number almost caused problem I no no am by heart. Suddenly I remember that NYSC texted it to us. I looked through my phone. Lo and behold, it was there. I called the number out. The old woman smiled and went on with the call.
She ended the call after some minutes. She told me, that I should go to my dashboard latter in the day to print my call up letter. My friend and I thanked her. As soon as the woman departed, I could no longer contained my joy. I bade my guy farewell. I ran like Usain Bolt to the nearest cafe. My dashboard didn't show. I went back in the night, it showed but nothing was there. I almost give up. Just one more click to my dashboard this morning and I found it. MY CALL UP LETTER. Yes. Oyo state. I printed it. I rearranged the bag i have scattered to live.

Then It happened. I woke up from sleep. All this while, I have been dreaming. Chai see waiting NYSC turn me to. Anyway, i am still looking. Good morning to you peeps.

ha he ha he ha he. Laughing in cantonese

Chinwe87:
Gudmorning all

Good morning to you.

Skydweller:
I thank all of una wey read my tory. Hope una no mind some of my misspelt words. I didn't take time to read it over because i was in a hurry to wash my woman's bra.

Lmao

good morning to yall my fellow stream 2 pcms,our own time is coming soon,i dae feel like say make i just enta iyana ipaja where lagos camp is but no CUL to show lol! was there on monday sef just to claim the camp by faith hehe,the camp looks very nice.
All is well,all batch A pcms must serve,dnt think we should panic about all these rumours been peddled up and down abt we joining batch B,NYSC no go wan use petrol fry akara nw.
where are my padi dem dem?

pheww! seems this is my first post here.God bless us all
#Shalom

eaglevision:
good morning to yall my fellow stream 2 pcms,our own time is coming soon,i dae feel like say make i just enta iyana ipaja where lagos camp is but no CUL to show lol! was there on monday sef just to claim the camp by faith hehe,the camp looks very nice.
All is well,all batch A pcms must serve,dnt think we should panic about all these rumours been peddled up and down abt we joining batch B,NYSC no go wan use petrol fry akara nw.
where are my padi dem dem?

pheww! seems this is my first post here.God bless us all
#Shalom

Lol. . . me sef pass dere yesterday
Good morning brother, we will be in camp soon by His grace.

Hello guys.... I got this message on my dashboard and phone "you will be notified when to print your call-up letter because you are not in stream I"..... No date was specified, does that mean I am in stream II??

dejiconde:
lol... Y u go wan sail Abu u b sailor

na NYSC turn us to sailor o,as dem say make we dae follow ocean