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I Officially Have The Most Useless Phone Ever!!!! by Oladipupo22(op): 2:47pm On Apr 27, 2016
Omo, I bought the stupid phone 2 months ago, but since last week, I must not drop it on the table, it will go off (phone that I bought new). The crazy red light will come on, indicating that it has gone off, then you will see the percentage thing that starts to boot. I am sure some of you will have an idea what phone I am talking about. Sha, I dusted my pocket, dusted a little in my bank account, then I strolled to go buy a Boom J8 especially since everyone won't stop talking about it. Since then, I have been sipping tea and zobo together. No time for nonesense.
Re: I Officially Have The Most Useless Phone Ever!!!! by Nobody: 2:48pm On Apr 27, 2016
Dem Don start with their useless threads again
Re: I Officially Have The Most Useless Phone Ever!!!! by khalhokage(m): 2:54pm On Apr 27, 2016
ollah1:
Dem Don start with their useless threads again
I don tire, all these Tecno marketers sef.
Re: I Officially Have The Most Useless Phone Ever!!!! by Spicylate(f): 3:16pm On Apr 27, 2016
khalhokage:
I don tire, all these Tecno marketers sef.
lolz
Re: I Officially Have The Most Useless Phone Ever!!!! by wordbank(m): 3:30pm On Apr 27, 2016
No b only Boom J8
Na Boomba Jah rasta fried rice 8
Re: I Officially Have The Most Useless Phone Ever!!!! by Mercury01: 3:40pm On Apr 27, 2016
There is only 1 phone that can be stupidly going off like that. Me i know am.
Re: I Officially Have The Most Useless Phone Ever!!!! by daphid25(m): 3:49pm On Apr 27, 2016
Mercury01:
There is only 1 phone that can be stupidly going off like that. Me i know am.
Which phone huh
Re: I Officially Have The Most Useless Phone Ever!!!! by KuliMart: 4:07pm On Apr 27, 2016
Ulefone Vienna: A Hifi Device With 32 GB Storage | Let Music Take Control

Thread >> https://www.nairaland.com/3067721/ulefone-vienna-hifi-device-32
Re: I Officially Have The Most Useless Phone Ever!!!! by Horlaryinkah(m): 4:35pm On Apr 27, 2016
wordbank:
No b only Boom J8
Na Boomba Jah rasta fried rice 8
. You bad oooo
Re: I Officially Have The Most Useless Phone Ever!!!! by iheanyi40(m): 4:49pm On Apr 27, 2016
Lol, c new method of hyping abeg undecided
Re: I Officially Have The Most Useless Phone Ever!!!! by Crex007(m): 4:59pm On Apr 27, 2016
i have no idea wat u re talking abt #teamnokia3310 cool
Re: I Officially Have The Most Useless Phone Ever!!!! by encryptjay(m): 6:25pm On Apr 27, 2016
OP

Re: I Officially Have The Most Useless Phone Ever!!!! by calculator123(m): 7:03pm On Apr 27, 2016
Another marketing strategy,continue.
Re: I Officially Have The Most Useless Phone Ever!!!! by faithesco(f): 7:06pm On Apr 27, 2016
wordbank:
No b only Boom J8 Na Boomba Jah rasta fried rice 8
kikikikikikikiki,guy ur so cruel
Re: I Officially Have The Most Useless Phone Ever!!!! by itstpia8: 7:27pm On Apr 27, 2016
So, what should we do now? huh
Re: I Officially Have The Most Useless Phone Ever!!!! by Vongsama(m): 7:37pm On Apr 27, 2016
OP please do not underestimate the uselessness of ma phone. Urs is probably still in kindergarten
Re: I Officially Have The Most Useless Phone Ever!!!! by iXavier: 7:45pm On Apr 27, 2016
I have no idea who these guys think they're coercing to check out tecno phones
Smh, you people are that desperate now cheesy
Re: I Officially Have The Most Useless Phone Ever!!!! by prinsam30: 7:59pm On Apr 27, 2016
I'm rocking my Gionee M2 since two years now, pls don't waste time, go get ur own ooooooo, before e go finish for market.

if u no see am for Alaba market, abeg quick quick rush go computer village, if u no see am buy for there abeg no vex come back to nairaland and make ur order.

No tell me say I no tell u oooo
Re: I Officially Have The Most Useless Phone Ever!!!! by fulfillbill(m): 8:01pm On Apr 27, 2016
War of the competitors.

Pictures or you know the deal...
Re: I Officially Have The Most Useless Phone Ever!!!! by Nobody: 9:05pm On Apr 27, 2016
KuliMart:
Ulefone Vienna: A Hifi Device With 32 GB Storage | Let Music Take Control

Thread >> https://www.nairaland.com/3067721/ulefone-vienna-hifi-device-32
can't buy such fone cos in my language ulefone means decayed fone.Ndi Igbo anaghi e use Udi fone ahu.
Re: I Officially Have The Most Useless Phone Ever!!!! by Stancity(m): 9:15pm On Apr 27, 2016
duchess25:
can't buy such fone cos in my language ulefone means decayed fone.Ndi Igbo anaghi e use Udi fone ahu.
Wickedest cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Nne ino dia grin
Re: I Officially Have The Most Useless Phone Ever!!!! by Nobody: 10:40pm On Apr 27, 2016
Stancity:
Wickedest cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Nne ino dia grin
bros u grab am jare.
Re: I Officially Have The Most Useless Phone Ever!!!! by dominique(mod): 12:01am On Apr 28, 2016
grin grin grin

Op, this useless phone no get name ni?
Re: I Officially Have The Most Useless Phone Ever!!!! by Jazzlite: 12:36am On Apr 28, 2016
iphone 6
dominique:
grin grin grin

Op, this useless phone no get name ni?
Re: I Officially Have The Most Useless Phone Ever!!!! by Baroba(m): 12:46am On Apr 28, 2016
duchess25:
can't buy such fone cos in my language ulefone means decayed fone.Ndi Igbo anaghi e use Udi fone ahu.
Funny girl cheesy cheesy.
Re: I Officially Have The Most Useless Phone Ever!!!! by Nobody: 6:12am On Apr 28, 2016
duchess25:
can't buy such fone cos in my language ulefone means decayed fone.Ndi Igbo anaghi e use Udi fone ahu.
Lmaov grin
Re: I Officially Have The Most Useless Phone Ever!!!! by Nobody: 6:13am On Apr 28, 2016
Dexter247:
Lmaov grin
bro why u dey shine teeth like that abi nah lie I talk?
Re: I Officially Have The Most Useless Phone Ever!!!! by Nobody: 6:15am On Apr 28, 2016
Baroba:
Funny girl cheesy cheesy.
lolz.bro nah truth I talk nah
Re: I Officially Have The Most Useless Phone Ever!!!! by Nobody: 6:21am On Apr 28, 2016
duchess25:
bro why u dey shine teeth like that abi nah lie I talk?
Nne, no be lie oo.. Good morning
Re: I Officially Have The Most Useless Phone Ever!!!! by Nobody: 6:28am On Apr 28, 2016
Dexter247:
Nne, no be lie oo.. Good morning
okay nah.good morning too.have a splendid day
Re: I Officially Have The Most Useless Phone Ever!!!! by KuliMart: 7:25am On Apr 28, 2016
duchess25:
can't buy such fone cos in my language ulefone means decayed fone.Ndi Igbo anaghi e use Udi fone ahu.
Oke: Surrounding

Oke: Rat

Egbe: Gun

Egbe: Falcon


Ule means "the" in Swahili, that's "the phone".

Ulefone Vienna is the real music phone.


grin
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