CandiceJay:


It's been good so far. because of honeybash, u re included in d special goodmorning. #Things we do for sisters

thanks lol

CandiceJay:


It's been good so far. because of honeybash, u re included in d special goodmorning. #Things we do for sisters

thanks lol

Honeybash:
lol i no put your own na fraiser own dey

i trust u babe... Datx why u re a darling. Wao wot a delicious meal... I will come for more tomoro.

Aieboocaar:


[size=24pt]what about bread niqqas?? [/size]

bros, abeg can u summarize the story in less than 140 characters? I get headache.

VillageGOAT:

welcome brother, i heard you travelled to china? I hope you bought those chinese chewing gum for us, the name of the chewing gum is ''chowtaumomo tako'', it helps to fight kungfu with those evil spirit inside one's dreams...

Welcome back

lol... VillageGoat tank u plenty, ur head dey dia, I buy dem come plenty plenty, una go shew tire...

giftiebrown:
Stream1 peeps b consoling demselves like stream2 peeps tk heart ehn, we go dey update una fr camp, una go gt double allawee...till now, i neva c any pix, no upd8s... na akwa ibom peeps own worst, dust jus full their thread...na only 1 guy upload him pix fr fbk, d guy ws fully kited in his whites, by d tym i luk d pix closely, i begin c ceiling fan, calendar, chairs, i cum descova say d guy stil dey im papa house#stream2 syndrome...

Lol

okitaiji:
we go d press on, we don taya for fraiser womanology case. dnt mind giftiebrown i no kno weda na toastin certificate all dis futa go get der

Lol, u go fear degree for womanology Lmao

Fraiser:
i trust u babe... Datx why u re a darling. Wao wot a delicious meal... I will come for more tomoro.

i hear say u like gals say i b concubine number ten *sad*

okitaiji:
Ah so u are suportin fraiser to toast honeybash again after the battalion he gather in GC city? hmm thats means no hope for pple like u that are single here. bless u too

lol... Giftiebrown na my person... Just leave am enof babe dey for am for dis village... Na my inlaw establish dis village so i get mouth plenty plenty...

Aieboocaar:


haba! babe its not fair o... besides fraiser say em no dey like chop plantain say na dodo em like

ehhhhh see lie o, na wen I tell u dat one, na anytin honeybash cook for me i dey lyk o, because she knows my favourites already...

eniedo92:
ARE YOU A BREAD LADY OR A GARRI LADY?: I remember a friend of mine telling me how he used to solve his hunger problem in the days of poverty. He said he would go to any market where they display different kind of garri for sales. He would price it and take almost handful of each kind of garri and eat it, 'testing' to know if the garri is good. He said he can taste like four kinds of garri like that, and he won't buy any one. He would just give one excuse either by saying the garri is not sour enough or that he will buy it when he is returning. He said by the time he has eaten four handful of garri, he would just buy a sachet of pure water& drink and he would be okay for that moment. I teased him that why can't you do that if you are hungry and you wish to eat bread. Then he said 'Eben, you want them to kill me. The bread is inside a nylon oo and you can't take it without first paying and once you tear the nylon, it mean you have paid for it or you are paying for it.'.
This is the inspiration I got from this conversation. We have this 2 kinds of single ladies today. We have 'Garri ladies' and 'Bread ladies'. We have so many ladies today that guys are just using their sexual organs to solve their sexual hunger. You have dated 5 to 6 guys and each of them have kissed you, sucked your breasts, romanced you and they have the memory of your kissing ,romance and bedroom prowess with them. My sister, you are a garri lady. It does not matter your academic qualifications and social status. If you offer your body in exchange for money, for academic grades, employment, or any other favour, you are simply a Garri lady. If you expose your breasts and other private parts of your body just to get likes and cheap comments on social media, you are a Garri lady. Guys are feeding their lust through your body. And just like that my friend would do, when that your boyfriend, boss, suger daddy and Facebook fans are done with you, they will dump you. They know you are not good to be a virtuous wife.
On the other hands, we have ' Bread ladies'. If you like, label them ' mumu ladies, or call them ' suegbe ladies' but they are wiser than you if you are a garri lady. They preserve their body and have made a vow that who so ever will 'tear their nylon' must be the man that have married them. They are not 'outside' like a displayed garri. They are inside the nylon of grace, godliness, personal values and integrity. They believe in inward virginity ( purity of heart) and outward virginity. They don't toil with sexual sins. They understand that their bodies are the temples of God, they run away from every form of defilement. They dress beautifully, charming but not provocatively or in an adulterous manner. They vote for chastity. God is proud of them. The world may hate them, but they don't give a damn! They may call them different derogatory names, but they don't bother themselves. They have seen the future ahead and her grooming themselves for it. They will not allow their names to be part of the ' Guinness' book of record of ' Used and dumped' ladies. If they have any reason to walk out of any relationship, they walk out with their self esteem and honour for no guy can mock them that he has 'finished' them. Our world is in shortage of ' bread ladies' today. They are very few!
Hello lady, which side are you? . I offer you hope today, if you are a ' garri lady', you can make a decision to become a ' bread lady' today. Say bye bye to this reckless sexual immoral life. Give your life to Jesus. Those of you who are into courtship and you entered into that courtship as a bread lady but now you have become a garri lady behind the closed doors. God is calling you to repentance. Stop it!. Come back into your 'nylon'. Let your dignity be restored. If that guy can't wait till marriage before all those kissing, handling , romancing and sex, then let him go! . Finally to precious bread ladies, I charge you by the mercy of God, don't allow any one, any guy, any hard situation or momentary gain change you to a garri lady. Sexual purity pays! ( 1 Corinthians 6: 15-20). Thanks for reading and adjusting where necessary. (Garri is a Nigerians food made out of cassava )

Eniedo92, this is so beautiful nd enlightening. I pray for grace to do right even despite our wrongs

okitaiji:
hmmm u never know fraiser well yet o *whisper to ur ear* u wil be his concumbine because he has 10wives at GC city, if them catch u eeh ur name na sorry because all of them are military trained. just ask me to give u a gentle guy in this village. i hope u slept well

chai see okitaiji wey I be dey tink sey hin dey one of my realest G for dis village, na hin won dey incite my babe against me so... Friend no dey again o... I trust my houneybash nobody fit poison her mind...

Fraiser:
A very Gudmorni to all my fellow villagers of GC annex, hw was our nyt... I wish everyone of us great day ahead...

Morning bro. My nite was splendid
Hope yhu had a wonderful nite also?

Lyndalyn55:
. I go love ooooo

lol

barongmj:
No batch july

I pray so o, after recovering from the pains of being in stream 2. I just hope things go on as planned.

GROOOVE:

I've been good dear, staying clear of anything stream I related....seeing camp pix right now just annoys me

by the way, y is u claiming our title nw, yu is not kpako like me

You re not alone in "staying off stream1 stuff", It's not really annoying, it just gives me a mood. A gloomy mood......

And Groove, me is not claiming any title o, i fit in on both sides.

GROOOVE:
okitaiji loud it, we no gree at all

fraiser toasting game strong sha lie no follow... Giftiebrown make una futarians collabo finish lol, i still stand ground

honeybash now my name is numba 2 on the list? Ahh!!! Let me just return this range rover i bought for you

ighravwelIG our oga at the top, we greet u sir
villagegoat that contdown they cool minds wella, we troway salute

lol... Me nd giftiebrown no dey cross una way o, na d beauty angels wey God sent to us wey dey roll wit o... Make una go buy correct new ba3 for una touchlyt so dat e go bryt, una go fit search welwel

Never let negative and toxic people rent
space in your head, just raise the rent up and
kick them out - PETE EDOCHIE

Nice one Villagegoat, This is the type of quote we need with different rumours flying everywhere.

IghravweIG:
Confam! So u school for my half- brother state.(The old bendel state) No wonder, u catch me. lol.

I caught u because, its easy for an Abraka lady to know Urhobo names

okitaiji:
we go d press on, we don taya for fraiser womanology case. dnt mind giftiebrown i no kno weda na toastin certificate all dis futa go get der

lol... Toasting na 20 units course for futa o.... Futa na na 10 gals 30 guys sku if u no gallant welwel... Na oyo b ur case...

giftiebrown:
lol..As long as d babes r nt complaining, i no gt prblm wit dat...E no gd to force any girl to luv 1...btw honeybash don set her eyes on Fraiser, it seems no gng bk...hope to drag d nxt avail babe wit yu okitaiji

lmao... Oboi d hustle is real o, enh enh dis village just dey make sense now, na wetin I want b dis, I don dey laff since I as I dey read tru d comments, make we dey roll lyk dat, giftiebrown if u don see any babe of ur choice abeg mention me, broda make I com play supportin striker for u, broda must get broda back...

giftiebrown:
abeg no try rough play oo...Na becos of abishaddy i subscribe fr 10mb ooo

lollllll...... Oboi dis one no b here o

splashbaba01:
I radio frm aaua G14..My fellow ocean 2 abeg shay Nysc still dey pay VIRGIN bae 70K for monthly allawi ni cos am abt to do dat tins for my fellow stream2 bae oooo..

Lolzz...carry on e b ʟɨҡɛ say dem no D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ pay again.
**talk 2 d guy ear** e b ʟɨҡɛ say o fe lu magun(thunderbolt).....magun ma wo fone

Fraiser:
lol... Toasting na 20 units course for futa o.... Futa na na 10 gals 30 guys sku if u no gallant welwel... Na oyo b ur case...

lol... no wonder i go send one of my "ju" guy go learn toastology so dat him go stop disturbin me to toast girl for him, for my school eeh if u d luk girl and lecturer discover it oyo is ur name, so na coded tins we d do then oo

CandiceJay:


I caught u because, its easy for an Abraka lady to know Urhobo names

Hmmm.
Dis is interesting.

Fraiser:
chai see okitaiji wey I be dey tink sey hin dey one of my realest G for dis village, na hin won dey incite my babe against me so... Friend no dey again o... I trust my houneybash nobody fit poison her mind...

lol... baba pesin no d play wit u i kno say honeybash no go gree leave u but unless i get another one for ray400 oo

Fraiser:
lol... Giftiebrown na my person... Just leave am enof babe dey for am for dis village... Na my inlaw establish dis village so i get mouth plenty plenty...

bad badder beddest... lol

Honeybash:
i hear say u like gals say i b concubine number ten *sad*

Lolzzz...Y d sad face?
**speakin in my mind** letz blizzydoDo catch yhu ehn, ur face will turn 2 sadest faces.

Fraiser:
my senator... I dey greet u plenty plenty too, hw ur day dey go?

me sef they hail oooo from my side here...................

Fraiser:
sup shaddy mama, wot a lovely name... Pls can I com nd chill a little under ur comfortable shade, d heat in d village is damn too much... I need som cool breeze under ur shade dear... Btw hw has been ur day?

YOU?? fraiser no d play rough play wit ur guy here oo, abishaddy shade is just for me nd her, if u enter cool breeze will turn to hot one so we dnt need u *whisper to u, abeg make giftiebrown prophecy no com to reality oo* lol

CandiceJay:


It's been good so far. because of honeybash, u re included in d special goodmorning. #Things we do for sisters

so me wer d beg u since to be included in ur "special goodmorning" bash u no want approve am? Deris god ooo

Honeybash:
i hear say u like gals say i b concubine number ten *sad*

*whisper abeg continue d vex, dat vex go am promise u car nd mansion for Aso rock, no tell am oo* tnk God say i no tell honeybash anytin *run away*

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